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Zach Harper

@talkhoops.bsky.social
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I’m that one guy from the other thing. Cinephobe wherever you get podcasts. Subscribe to The Bounce. It’s free. theathletic.com/thebounce Talkhoops on IG. Get buckets. I’m not arguing with you here.

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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ebert on Dolly.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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NDEddieMac @ndeddiemac.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@talkhoops.bsky.social Newsletter header made me laugh cause I was convinced as a dumb college kid Salim Stoudamire was gonna be an absolute beast in NBA. So after he flamed out a few yrs later I was convinced Steph had no chance at being any good in the league the same way. Being dumb is fun!
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Salutations, Jude
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Neymar yelling at the Norwegian keeper, who is cracking up, over the caption "Chris Paul hits a huge 3 to cut the lead down to 42"
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s getting late Erling for for Brazil
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
An absolute menace
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Looks like we're gonna see some More Rocco now good post hit send.
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Maybe your worst work to date
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@talkhoops.bsky.social @samvecenie.bsky.social @nateduncannba.bsky.social SUMMER LEAGUE LEGEND WESTON MCKENNIE
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Gertoofew
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dyke macdonald @gaychel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hahaha I'm listening to Telemundo and they called Levi's Stadium the "Field of Jeans" hahaha
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Only flight I could take! Thank Pek for Delta WiFi
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Kenan @kenan14.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I thought about this when the trade broke and was like, yep, that sounds 'bout right.
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Trade broke as we were landing 😂😂😂
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Mo Dakhil @modakhilnba.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@talkhoops.bsky.social was right, I haven't stopped singing this since reading the Bounce this morning. Make sure you subscribe to one of the best newsletters out there.
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Me when I thought that goal counted
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/06/2026
Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
San Antonio today
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My god Bill has aged like absolute shit
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Lady Levain @breadbae.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
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a woman in a black hoodie is drinking through a green straw
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Yifan Wu @yifanwu901.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is actually one of the loudest NBA photos ever in my head
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Sir.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This arena is so quiet, you can hear KD typing on his phone
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is the most Cavs-Raptors series possible
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
At the point where they were down by 50 in the first half last night, the Atlanta Hawks (22 points in 19:21) were still scoring at a much higher rate than Orlando has since the break.
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Harlan’s increasing incredulity at each successive miss really elevates this to fine art.
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Pistons on a 74-72 run
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Jaden McDaniels talked maximum shit about the Nuggets — on camera, naming names — and then backed it up with 32 points, 10 rebounds, 0 turnovers, and lockdown defense in a series-clinching win.
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
2023 looking real flukey
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Keerthika Uthayakumar @keerthikau.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
37,964 games have been played in the NBA since the 1996-97 season, regular season & playoffs. Knicks/Hawks is the first game where the road team scored 100 points before the home team had 50.
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Let John Starks check in for the fourth quarter
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Shaq holding a funeral for the Hawks
Shaq taped Xs over the eyes of a Hawks mascot plush and is now placing it in a coffin
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
NBA, now would be the time to drop the Clippers investigation decision
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Sunaya Sapurji @sunayas.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Oh it's goin down 😂
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cpsull.bsky.social @cpsull.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
NTTH
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Down 49 in the second quarter but you already booked Yung Joc for the timeout performance
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Knicks are on pace to win
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Alton Francis @altron.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
On the new Do You Believe? @talkhoops.bsky.social said the Knicks had solved the Hawks, and boy fucking howdy did they ever
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Do You Believe We Will Get 3 Or More Game 7s?
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Smart strategy by the Hawks. Make the Knicks get all of their points out in the first half and then they’ll be too tired in the second half.
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a man wearing a hat and a blue vest is playing a game of chess
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kevyokaj.bsky.social @kevyokaj.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You noticed that too? Someone grabbed a hat from the Cam Newton collection.
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Zach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That hat was entirely too large for an in-arena hat
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Mike Vorkunov @mikevorkunov.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Damon Jones, a former NBA player and assistant coach, pleaded guilty today to 2 federal counts. One count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud in the NBA insider trading case and one in the rigged poker game ring. Jones is the first to plead guilty among 34 defendants in the cases.
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