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Justin Torres

@torresjustin.bsky.social
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Portland, Oregon. Dodgers Baseball and other sports.

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dodgers are fucked lol
Pablo torre next investigation is the dodgers which he said he’s dropping tomorrow
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Turner Over @yinzer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Tell her Josh Johnson still doin it lol

Bruke • @BrukeFasil • 10/22/24
My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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fraser ram🎃n @fraserramon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Pride month and Juneteenth, bad month to be an MLB middle reliever
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Six 𓆩✧𓆪 @yumenosix.art · 14/05/2026
doodle of quoted post showing Shohei Ohtani and Dramatic Chipmunk meme side by side
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
ADJUSTING OUR PRIORS ON MASCULINITY NORMS IS POSSSSSIIIIIBBLLEEEEEEEE
Garnett
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Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
dodgers need to start kissing each other on the mouth. see if that un-slumps them
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Orlando Magic running that "the Strait of Hormuz is open" type offense
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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 21/04/2026
Playoff Kyle Anderson
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
JD Vance probably mad as hell in that thing
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Kimberly Sugar Art @kimberlysugarart.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Justin Torres @torresjustin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I started my Letterboxd journey by giving the Weird Al movie 5 stars. My standard for excellence
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Gandalf as Iman on the cover of Vogue magazine.
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Justin Torres @torresjustin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
gooooooodness me
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, MY FRIENDS.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
team usa finding out that jesus speaks spanish
erika kirk and her bumpit scowling in a cbs news interview
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Justin Torres @torresjustin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Get verducci out of here.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 13/03/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a nba logo and says for
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a nba logo and says for life
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
"Turdus Migratorius." It's a funny name!
American Robin as Norm as Burt Reynolds
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
who gets to fly in the government fuck plane now
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Anti-woke sinners, so no eating pussy I guess?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Kash Patel when Savannah Guthrie’s mom had been kidnapped
Paulie from the Sopranos saying COMMENDATORE with espresso in hand Jennifer Coolidge in Italy in White Lotus Julia Roberts eating gelato in Eat Pray Love Gregory Peck driving a moped in Roman Holiday
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored: - the bones are their money - so are the worms - the bones equal dollars - they will pull your hair up but not out - all they want is another chance at life
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The Always Be Closing scene from Glengarry GlenRoss but Alec Baldwin is replaced by Dr Hammond giving a presentation from Jurassic Park and the chalkboard now reads Always Be Cloning
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
(KILLERS VOICE) OR ARE WE DANCERS? bsky.app/profile/mike...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If there's ever been a time to NOT be incrementalist, this is it. The most political capital you're gonna have is right now. And we got Gestapo death squads in MSP and TB spreading through concentration camps in Texas. If you can't find a win there, get out of politics. The Epstein Class, baby
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Barney in Jurassic Park.
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Justin Torres @torresjustin.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I didn’t realize I need the Winter Olympics this much 🤗
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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Congresswoman Maxine Dexter, M.D. @repdexteror.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
What I will say is that this never should have happened to begin with. End family detention. Defund and dismantle ICE.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Dude could win the gold medal in urinary accuracy
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Javier Baez suspended for being cool

Javier Báez suspended from 2026 World Baseball Classic for marijuan
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 03/02/2026
jeans = 👖 genes = 🧬 Gene =
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a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and laughing .
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
MN trying to break out a rogue supersoldier to help with our battle
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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Justin Torres @torresjustin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Yeah yeah yeahs as a ufc walk-up song🥲
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aighttho.bsky.social @aighttho.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
only trust your fists/police will never help you
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
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danniemcq @danniemcq.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
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Justin Torres @torresjustin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
A homeless man gave me some change to use a payphone. When I thought I stranded miles away from home at midnight when I was 15 years old. We chatted for a while before I worked up the courage to ask. He spoke of the King James Bible and kept his coins in plastic Easter eggs.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention. The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.
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Opinion | I'm a Minneapolis sociologist who studies violence. Here's how ICE observers are helping.
Research into how violence occurs shows that disapproval from the people around you can help reduce it.
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