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seems very mean to subject a franchise icon like Cole Hamels to what the 2026 Phillies are doing down the stretch

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what's Anthony Wright up to

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

idk what a "Scott Bandura" is but I'm like 90% sure he played one of Swayze's surfer goon pals in Point Break

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The funniest outcome today would be that the Phillies lose and the Diamondbacks also lose, and the Phillies fall headfirst into the playoffs like an intoxicated teenager passing out in the bushes, and they start a playoff series with the support of a fully irate fan base.

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youth pastors in backward chairs all around Philly & Delco are STOKED to make references to another Jesus who returned on a Sunday to save us

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I would make a joke about Phillies fans being the No. 1 Manny Machado fans, but I think at this point they might rather just be done with them after 162 games

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Damn, I thought Jorge Cantu was an All-Star

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One of like seven reasons I don't understand certain Dems trying to human sacrifice trans people is: What in the past 25 years of American politics makes you think the Give An Inch, Take a Mile Party is going to accept anything short of utter capitulation on all issues?

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Donnie Baseball is doing what now with Nola?? Oh dear.

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I like that every time Justin Verlander walks off the mound after an inning, he's just like shaking hands with Laz Diaz instead of doing the substance check

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the first hit today against Justin Verlander is from Konnor Griffin, who in the words of Jason Benetti was born "a full gestation period" after JV's MLB debut

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my microwave would also like to work with Tom Holland and Olivia Colman on heating up their burritos, just saying

I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Never listen to fans

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the Savannah Bananas decided that Josh Hamilton was the kind of fun-lovin' dude for Whatever They Do and boy do I hate that!!!!

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still laughing at the way he said this btw

step aside, Yankees legend Mark Reynolds

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Still salty that the Marlins didn't let Eury go for that perfect game in July. Hooked after 92 pitches through 7 in that one, finishes this one-hit shutout with 105.

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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

deGrom getting rinsed by the Twins in essentially a must-win game for the Rangers, it's never been more over

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Alex Bregman listed as day-to-day with 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕳𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗

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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

lol hell yeah Sam Richardson cameo in the Tigers' Verlander farewell video

Sam Richardson says bye to Justin Verlander

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love ya pal

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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Last BSB of the year at @baseballprospectus.com is on Kumar Rocker vs. the Mets, Robert Frost, and more. Thank you to my editors for their extreme patience with my semi-insomniac habits

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Box Score Banter: The Rocker Not Taken | Baseball Prospectus

It was a series for reunions, of a sort.

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As someone who has had to build long rankings from time to time, I get the difficulty, so I will restrict myself to ONE direct critique: Justified is CATASTROPHICALLY low, what on earth

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Justified Raylan Givens

ALT: Justified Raylan Givens

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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this is exactly how it should be spelled out, btw. just sociopathic shit.

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pope Bob does a gift for him and a gift for his neighbors too, what a guy

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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

smart lad, sport peppers make you good at sports