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Dana Holtzbert

@danaholtzbert.bsky.social
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Renaissance Bitch. Minority Owner of Minnesota Aurora FC. WNBA, Other Sports Things, Geeky Nerd TV/Movie Things. Music Enthusiast. They/Them if you please.

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 1h
If only the Mystics drafted Raegan... -No One #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 2h
Damn, let me put a coat on, it's cold all of a sudden. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 2h
I like how happy he is that he nailed it.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 2h
Not sure what's going on with Dream/Mystics, but I just got called for a foul by the refs. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 6h
I think @danlaw83.bsky.social’s team won this time over mine. Happy for you, Dan! Game 3 next!
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 6h
Wicked Game playing at CVS so everyone stays upbeat.
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Along Came Poly-4-The-W @alongcamepoly4thew.bsky.social · 14h
iono how many of you local & loyal #gsv #valkyries fans listen to 95.7 ("the flagship station") for wnba postgame etc.. but BUDDDYYY im bout to be so insufferable cuz these white mehn speak of our league like they don't know it by heart, only just got here & do not actually speak for this fanbase
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Station19 Maya Bishop: I Am Pissed
ALT: Station19 Maya Bishop: I Am Pissed
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 10h
I know the AEW/WWE fans are going through it right now with the recent string of tragedies and as a pro wrestling fan of a previous generation, sadly I know what it's like. All I can really say is as a fan, continue being there for them as they'll continue being there for you on their stage.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 10h
I mean of course the Hurricanes lost last night, they just won the Stanley Cup like a week ago, damn. Still got a point to start the season though. #NHL
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Brady J. Kellogg @bcakesfromaz.bsky.social · 14h
Welp, time to look at some NHL box scores(inspired by @danaholtzbert.bsky.social): Carolina had their Cup celebration but their Cup runneth empty against the new look Panthers. If that Jacob Markstrom shows up Florida’s definitely the favorite in the East, unfortunately.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 15h
Makes sense, Eric stuck his neck out being stupid and got shot down publicly.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 19h
In case anyone needs this right about now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IyG...
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Robot Chicken - Ode to the Nut Shot
YouTube video by Mr. Rupert
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 19h
Everything reminds me of her.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 20h
Current time is Eternal.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 23h
Discourses are discoursing. #WNBA
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Grandpa Simpson Enters Room with Bart
Alt: Grandpa Simpson enter/exit meme
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heard through the grapevine that Sen. Eric Schmitt has 18 staffers on his legislative team: 17 men and one woman. The woman on his staff deals exclusively with foreign policy, which means today's disaster during the hearing was all by conservative men who don't know sports.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When they don't remember Coach Katie's teachings, they suffer. @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
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Briana @bri-elyse1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And again I say...fuck...Indiana. Syd is probably the chillest person. She dont take anything serious. If Syd is getting pissed off, something aint right! 🗣 #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The most important thing to remember about today's MLB and WNBA Postseason action is that the Duke Blue Devils are still your reigning and defending Football Champions of the Atlantic Coast. #NCAAFB
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Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ionescu through the years: A Tapestry of Stank-face
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Kink building is usually known for opening cracks as part of their entertainment model so this is a change of pace.
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Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Breanna Stewart, Jonquel Jones and Sabrina Ionescu scored or assisted on 70 points tonight. The Lynx had 71 as a team Via ESPN Research
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And that's a look at the box scores. The other pair of 1st Round Game 2s are tomorrow. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Xu Han was able to score 6 points in 8 minutes of action. Also, she's tall from what I've been reading here. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Popeye Ionescu is now a thing if it wasn't already. Also, 18 points and 7 assists. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jonquelbow gets a double-double and Terfie reminds everyone with 21 points, a pair of steals, and a pair of blocks that her Postseason form can still do damage. Not as much damage as business partnering with a woman hellbent on endangering innocent people, but never mind that now. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
C-Will finishes her season with 18 points, 8 rebounds, and 5 assists. Clearly she was trying. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phee Phi Phoe Phoon Season's over, off to Cancun! 14 points, 7 boards, and more time to devote to Unrivaled. For Collier, her biggest win was at the negotiating table with Cathy and she'll always have that. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome to the WNBA, Olivia Miles. Shit takes off in the Postseason. Tonight, she had a frustrating triple-single performance and the people who watched got to feel every bit of it. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More Ham Than Cunning only scored 4 points, but she got to see one of her supporters start shit and her team won which along with angering Black women, likely makes her content for tonight. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aliyah Boston remembered being a Dawn Staley girl, getting 22 points while Raven Johnson showed off some of her That Girl University teachings off the bench. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Caitlin Clark had a good game which included a double-double. She also led all players with 5 turnovers, but that's just part of who she is. More of the good, less of the bad, everything'll be fine. Or something. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Point Gawd finished with 10 points and 7 assists and understandably not pleased with the game result. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kierstan Bell and Kelani Brown participated. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A'ja finished just shy of a double-double while dealing with the Kokomo contingent in the audience. J-Yo scored 31 points. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While I'm here, might as well check the box scores. The Fever beat the Aces to force Game 3, 99-89. The Lynx get to hit the links, thanks to the Liberty, 87-71. #WNBA
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J. Samuels @jsamuels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It could be Liberty vs the Avengers. It doesnt matter. Stewie is coming for her 💍
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get ready for Liberty vs Fever in the Finals. #WNBA
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Caight @caight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m gonna be so pissed if Sydney Colson is penalized for what happened tonight. Having her on the broadcasts has been a bright spot this season and we all need to be ready to turn up for the face of the league! #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just had to. #WNBA
Sabrina Ionescu's mean mug look being combined with Popeye the Sailor's cap and pipe.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't hold back, let us know how you really feel.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I take it Olivia is experiencing the Rookie part of her Rookie of the Year campaign tonight. #WNBA
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Briana @bri-elyse1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No. Its not ok to leave it there. The racism and hostility that comes from this specific fanbase needs to be addressed and called out everytime. It will never be ok that Black players just have to accept this nonsense.
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Y - David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get off x as well. I know we do the dumb discourse every time but clearly this is what that app is for. get off x sorry! you shouldn't be on there and you know this.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Fan."
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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
apparently Syd & TP got thrown out for defending A'ja, but that asshole was allowed back to his seat. Standup org over there.
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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love a WNBA where random shitheads can harass a Black woman at her job with impunity and she's the only one who suffers consequences for it
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Postseason New York Liberty continues to be a problem for other teams. #WNBA
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The assholes showing up to these games pretending to give a shit about the Fever (or are the actual new faces of Fever fandom) aren't making you look like a fool, Cathy. They're making you look like the enabler you are. #WNBA
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Found it. 🙂‍↔️ #wnba
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