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@toolfanadict.bsky.social
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Sober and a little depressed.

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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/08/2026
the fact that there's a 🫑 emoji and an 🧅 emoji but no celery emoji shows as a society we still have a long way to go until cajun cooking is normalized in this country
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16/08/2026
one thing you should never do is explode
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 09/08/2026
i love paying $600/mo to my health insurance company for the right to pay the first $3500 of my health care expenses every year.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I have a mental issue where literally any amount of pain or embarrassment is instantly forgotten as soon as a medical professional tells me I am a good patient. I will suffer through anything as long as I am being praised by a nurse
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus 1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup? me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?
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JP @toolfanadict.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sisko showing Q the strength of his (south)pagh.
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Cthulhootie & the Blowfish @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is a good way to write about the anti-trans sentiment popping up around the WNBA lately, imo. It's gross and bad, and people should say that plainly!
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WNBA Suspends Seattle Storm Minority Owner For Being Rude To Transphobic Shitheads | Defector
On Tuesday night, a small group of weirdos held an anti-trans rally outside of the Seattle Storm’s home arena. The occasion for their gathering was a game against the Indiana Fever and bench player So...
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Skeet Child O' Mine @furiosity.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Someone asked this black man about Elvis one time and it didn't go well at all.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm sure there are some newish computer programs that make certain jobs easier. That's fine but it's none of my business! Why does the general public need to be made aware of it constantly? Because "A.I." is fake and a con and a scheme to enrich liars... www.welcometohellworld.com/the-past-is-...
We don't usually have hear about the run up to any other experimental product every day of our lives for years. If there were going to be flying cars in 15 years that would be a pretty interesting article to read like once. "Damn that's crazy" etc. They wouldn't have an article every single day counting it down though. And perhaps most importantly the flying car inventor wouldn't try to sell it by saying "Here's the flying car. Fuck you you're poor now lol."

Listen I'm sure there are some newish computer programs that make certain jobs easier now. That's fine but it's none of my business! Why does the general public need to be made aware of it constantly? Because "A.I." is fake and a con and a scheme to enrich liars and they are trying to push it through despite most people's very natural skepticism.

This is all a media story mostly. No one left in the desiccated corporate media wants to write about some new lines of code that helps some nerds be more efficient at some niche science task. So they enthusiastically let themselves be conned by the hucksters so they can feel like they're writing a more important story than the press release they are actually writing.

"This rich guys says he's changing the world and here I am talking to him about it. Hmmm come to think of it I'm changing the world too."
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🦇🎃 Boo-ana 🎃🦇 @minillajovovich.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You are like a lantern swathed and covered, hidden away in a dark place. Yet the light shines; they could not put out the light. They could not hide you. As I know the light, as I know you, I know your name, Tenar.
The cover to Ursula Leguin's Tombs of Atuan
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Timmy Valenti @timmyvalenti.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/07/2026
Doctors Give Area Man Six Months To Pay theonion.com/doctors-give-area-man-…
Doctors Give Area Man Six Months To Pay
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is how dumb you sound, democrats, when you accept the absurd premise that this is an issue that you need to campaign on
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Fiona Apple Bot @fionaapplebot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Every single night's a fight And every single fight's alright  With my brain
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m all for saving the daylight. Any chance we could shorten work time to enjoy it?
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horse shoe crab programmer @myrrlyn.net · 17/07/2026
you stupid mother fucker (markwayne not eugene) we tricked the entire world into sending their smartest hardest working people here and then tricked those same people into staying permanently instead of going back to their home country you are BLOWING UP OUR SPOT
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It had started to seem like a good idea to get a gun
It had started to seem like a good idea to get a gun
It had started to seem like a good idea to get a gun. Go to the gun store I guess (?) If they have one around here. Pick one out. Yeah that one seems cool thank you man. Oh wow it is pretty light. Or heavy. Pay for it. Learn how to use it. The whole thing. Almost dropping it on the way to the car lol. Montage of me at the shooting range with some troop looking guy behind me as the target hurtles toward the camera. Patting me on the back and laughing like not bad new guy. Not bad at all. I’d be smiling so big. With the goggles and ear protectors on that they make you wear. Proud of myself. I did get the paper man pretty good after all. And I was new at this. Not a direct kill shot but precise enough that he would bleed out pretty quickly you had to imagine. His paper blood. Man I would have killed myself so many times by now if I had had a gun. Five hundred times or more. Right in the fucking head. Right where my brain is. Over something big or nothing at all. Still it had started to seem like a good idea to get a gun.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
severely mentally ill and able to hide it because I pretend im a potted plant between conversations.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
crazy to me that rich people have been so successful in perpetuating the lie that the poor are stealing from everyone. they don't have any money. the rich people are the ones with the money! that's who stole the money
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The right: actual demons are persecuting us, we need to impregnate as many teenage girls as we can about this demonic threat Normal people: what the fuck Centrist dems: give us between $5 and $50 to find the middle position between you and my esteemed colleague on the other side of the aisle.
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
i don’t believe in Bigfoot because he never believed in me; i’d scan the crowd at my ballet recitals and always see that one empty seat
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I've been trying to think who Altman reminds me of and he's the spitting image of Burke from Aliens
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Official statement re: Dan Bongino
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
googoo dolls iris voice
"dune" poster from the dune font logo poster generator but it has bastardised "googoo dolls - iris" lyrics on it. "and i don't want the worm to see me - cause i don't think that they'd under sand"
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"How does one hate a country, or love one?" Ursula Le Guin always out there expressing my exact feelings in trying times.
“How does one hate a country, or love one? Tibe talks about it; I lack the trick of it. I know people, I know towns, farms, hills and rivers and rocks, I know how the sun at sunset in autumn falls on the side of a certain plowland in the hills; but what is the sense of giving a boundary to all that, of giving it a name and ceasing to love where the name ceases to apply? What is love of one's country; is it hate of one's uncountry? Then it's not a good thing. Is it simply self-love? That's a good thing, but one mustn't make a virtue of it, or a profession... Insofar as I love life, I love the hills of the Domain of Estre, but that sort of love does not have a boundary-line of hate. And beyond that, I am ignorant, I hope.”
― Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
New — I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:
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How Kansas Republicans weaponized the law to target 300 trans driver's license holders
SB 244 was put into effect virtually overnight, causing chaos, panic and fear in the trans community.
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Wanna come over, listen to the best album Modest Mouse ever dropped, “The Moon and Antarctica”* and get weirdly emotional in a pillow fort? * not open for debate, settled fact
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
what I want people to feel, when they look at South Korea and the UK and Brazil holding elites accountable, is that it's possible here too. Elect true leaders this year and in 28, empowered - but also driven by us, the people - to hold the criminals accountable for their crimes. It's possible.
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Patrick Bromley @patrickbromley.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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JP @toolfanadict.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I’m pretty sure I just saw an ad that featured an AI Jordan Peterson. I do not have the words to properly describe the disgust I feel about that.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/02/2026
would love if the takeaway here was people realizing "wow there IS money for political parties to pursue policies they believe in!" then reconsider the last several democratic administrations through that lens
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JP @toolfanadict.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I’m going to tell my kids this was Halt and Catch Fire.
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 24/01/2026
Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
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JP @toolfanadict.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I turn on the DS9 channel with 10 minutes left in an episode, In The Pale Moonlight. Maybe the greatest 10 minutes in all of Trek?
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
these spin doctors aren’t doing shit for my nausea
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Pumpkin Spice Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 09/11/2025
Yeah :D
The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."
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eggnog slut @deus01.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
postmodern finance theory
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Rob Schamberger @schambergerart.com · 27/09/2025
Just started our annual Halt & Catch Fire rewatch and needed to hear this first.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 02/08/2025
Having a fun summer
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