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assbutt @nasboat.org · 3h

rare scenario where the spoonerism sounds like the more normal name

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 7h

yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 7h

last night at dinner we were talking about how much tracey sucks and the server overheard and was like are you talking about michael tracey? that guy fucking sucks, and it was very satisfying

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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 7h

the strokes at corona park vs geese at forest hills is new york's own barbenheimer

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 22/09/2026

I think about this Paul Simon interview where he talks about how artists run out of a lot of material when fame is involved. He says something like "There's not a lot of songs you can write about having a lot of money and living in a big house"

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 12h

My five year old said something had aura yesterday but my seven year old said she was stoked about something this morning. Gutters and strikes.

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Clay Risen @risenc.bsky.social · 14h

The only account worth following on BlueSky.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14h

we need to respond to gen z's success at the box office with a millennialcore Backrooms. The interior of this pop-up kitchen seems normal at first... but then you start to notice the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon signs become increasingly twisted... the shareables become unshareable...

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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23h

Sending an email “High Importance”

Google Image results for “begging crying man”

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 23h

Book of Kevin is a funny bit but Kyle Garvey would have been funnier

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[talking to a pilot] do you know any sky writers

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

People forget that there was a time when it was theoretically possible to be right wing and just support policies that produced racial inequality, rather than individually being a klan member

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AI is gonna take my job? It’s gonna drinks 20 tequila sodas on Monday, close down two bars, then take an uber to Pats and Genoa at 2am and house a cheesesteak with hots? Then get up do pilates and make it to a 10am meeting? Ok

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it mind boggling? I’m trying to get a certified copy of my great grandmother’s baptismal certificate from 1889 for a Canadian citizenship application and was told they are so overwhelmed with requests they can’t even give me an estimate on how long it’ll be but could be a year

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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026

BLACK ARROW!!!! #AEWDynamite

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[fighting back tears] when did Renee get a death riders patch #aew

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s crazy that professional wrestling (AEW) is somehow the gold standard for empathetic masculinity

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fantastic tribute. Honestly part of me thought OC might pull it off. That’s wrasslin’ baby

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John Pollock @iamjohnpollock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"There are two types of eulogies – one is 'this is what this guy did, and the other is 'this is who this guy was'." - Jon Moxley

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wow, they really ARE running the government like a software company

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Reported Pentagon data breach
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Hegseth to cut 20% generals

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok seeing everyone crying is making me cry

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If PAC wasn’t in the frame I wouldn’t even believe this was real

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This promo from Mox they recorded after All Out is fucking insane.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The McDonalds app is miserable because it’s always like “do you want to just order the same two happy meals as last time?” Yes thank you of course! Then you add it to your cart and it’s like actually sorry that you isn’t available you need to remove these and start all over.

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sorry I'm late boss, a rogue ai agent made me a lil sleepy head

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

we're doing a review of your dog, and i just have to say, we love the barking. we love that he does it for no reason and at full blast. and when you stop in the street for twenty minutes outside our window and talk to another idiot while the dog goes nuts, we imagine great things happening to you

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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026

Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

finally, a good threads post

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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

abc you got me all wrong

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m gonna cry during this and the wrestling is gonna be truly insane

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah see that’s the problem you tried to see the movie without purchasing the Day One Ultimate Edition, you can’t expect it to have all the movie in it

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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It just dawned on me that the reason Gen Z people don’t use capitalization in text messages is because they’re used to pretending they’re using teams on their computer and not their phone

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

there’s more guys coming to Pilates now and I have to establish dominance

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

the ups guy let me take a random box off the truck for being good

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This dude was an incredible talent, legitimately scary-seeming and crisp. Too young, as always

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho.

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