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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion

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Long Island is the most magical place on Earth. I think Abraham Lincoln said that.

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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 52m
Seems like cannibalism. Its not that I’m not interested in Paul or John, but why would anyone to see their movies if it came out the same day as the George one?
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 53m
If Jericho loses Saturday all his sins are absolved. I think Jericho working with Garcia was a huge boon for him too even if it lasted too long and his character ultimately went a different route.
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 1h
They still don’t have that IKEA
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 3h
Is first to bleed just for the main event or for the card as a whole?
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 6h
wow what a touching and inspiring story that could literally only happen in america 🇺🇸🦅
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 4h
Breakfasts come and go but Hartford, the whale, only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 4h
Honestly just walk around the old city. Everywhere I ate in enjoyed. Beautiful park right there. There’s an incredible pizza place but I forget the name, it’s a little off the beaten path. They won’t mind English at restaurants or hotels. Museum is kind of nice. Aquarium not a far drive.
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audrey bowler @audbowler.bsky.social · 5h
damn this rules lol
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 17h
He’s so good at this stuff
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 17h
I figured when they made each match incredibly predictable for no reason… has to be one upset
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 17h
Looking at those locations i never considered how many decades some fast food locations have remained in the same spot
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 18h
thought it looked ugly
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 18h
Now that was a cool spot
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 18h
that stunk but maybe I’m too old
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18h
Using a slogan from the Battle of Thermopylae for a tour that ends at *the Alamo* is an incredible bit, I wonder if the guy who keeps recording him came up with it www.texastribune.org/2026/10/14/k...
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Ken Paxton to close Senate run with “Come And Take It” bus tour
The Republican nominee plans to hit over 30 stops across Texas, concluding with a stop at the Alamo on the eve of Election Day, as he competes in an intensely close Senate race against Democrat James ...
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 18h
You ever have a glass of milk so good you consider converting to Hinduism
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 18h
If you’re going to do five very predictable qualifiers you gotta have a shock in one of them right?
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 18h
Honestly dig it
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
thinking about how a French guy would say Roger Ebert and getting pissed off. rowzhair ebair
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 18h
They will sell weed in the lobby and the ushers will recommend what to pair with that specific movie
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 18h
Gonna open up a movie theater on a reservation where you can just light up or vape whatever during the film
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this new lawn mower i invented is so intelligent that when told in tests to mow the lawn.. it CHOOSES not to
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 19h
Mark Davis should have hit Garcia there and Mox’s tope earlier sucked. Only saying this because I love these guys #livewrestlingskeets
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 03/05/2024
GEORGE: i’m getting hoisted, jerry! JERRY: hoisted? GEORGE: hoisted! at the office, out on a date. hoisted! JERRY: not hoisted… ELAINE (smugly): you know it’s by his own petard KRAMER (bursting in the room): oh you gotta get hoisted by your own petard
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20h
Tell Kelly Clarkson if she wants a bird I can get her a bird, no questions asked.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/10/2026
Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 20h
bad wrestling fans
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 22h
okay sometimes he still has it
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He doesn’t presume he makes the women horny, he asks them politely
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Watched it last year or so not knowing anything about it and boy did it blow me away
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s crazy how well they hold up. You’d think they’d be extremely dated and yet
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I liked him 10+ years ago but he really fell off. Many such cases.
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
None of that shipping label has been created bullshit either
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don’t want AI in outlook I want to be able to change what I’m searching for without the search bar freezing and me needing to minimize and then maximize the window to fix it
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Generally I prefer summer but it’s hard to argue against Mash/Fitzgerald season
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 14/10/2026
Dibs on the watch for Saturday.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
looking like a monster of the week from the adventures of pete and pete
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Greatest city in the country. Every time I’m there for work I need a hot dog, some malort, and to close down the lodge
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/10/2026
Little domino labeled "Hangman Adam Page says "workers' rights" in a promo"

leading to a big domino labeled "The Houthis have caught, and compromised to a permanent end, Danhausen"
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don’t think anyone would really mind if NyQuil glowed in the dark
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
$150 a month if prescribed by doctor and not covered by insurance, at least for the low dose
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
its biggest fault that it was too accurate and captured too much of the zeitgeist of that era
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Makes the southern entrance to the park way more palatable
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
fit is kind of fire though I’ll give her that
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thinking about bullshitting my way into a new career as “the human in the loop”
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I will never add anyone on LinkedIn because it’s so embarrassing that it sends an email to the person saying “I want to connect”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/10/2026
Trump on Jon Husted: "I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body, because I didn't know he was a great athlete ... I looked at his ass"
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WIFE: I’m trying to spread the word about this place because we don’t have food ice cream culture in this area ME: in this house Tom Carvel is a hero! End of story!
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Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m taking Selma Blair’s word whatever she says. She can do no wrong.
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