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Matt Albertson @mattalbertson.bsky.social · 8h
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 9h
Is it bad to swing at a pitch literally not in the frame
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 10h
Will be spending the lockout thinking about what this season would’ve looked like if Trea Turner was good
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 10h
Putting all emotional investment in the 41 year old Polymarket spokesman who keeps saying he would have joined the Knicks but they won and it would look bad
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 11h
Aaron Nola sucks and would’ve given up a multi-run homer at some point in the first inning but…this one wasn’t entirely his fault
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17h
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Keith D Johnson❌👑🇺🇦🇺🇸💚#TerraformEarth1st @keithdjohnson.bsky.social · 22h
Nothing like your local police chief saying "I will betray all Americans for a new car."
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 23h
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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sabas⏳ @sabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Will Ospreay: "I threw my heart out in front of me and Ben caught it." #AEWDynamite man.
Will Ospreay: Got to the arena at 2PM and was in the ring til doors opened practicing.

I haven’t performed the Black Arrow for 8 years

Something told me on this night I could make the jump.

I threw my heart out in front of me and Ben caught it.

Thank you Pac 💚
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PAC was one of the all time greats in the ring. A true your favorite wrestler’s favorite wrestler types. The sport is worse off without him.
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just put the show on and man that post All Out promo from Mox, with Pac at his side, is one of the all time moments in the business
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phils v Grant Holmes (pictured) tomorrow
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is actually exactly the energy they channeled
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GAME 3 NOTHING EASSYYY
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time a Phillie swings at the first pitch they should be hit on the head with a big cartoon mallet
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phillies have never successfully done that in history
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let’s go Phils
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Hot Little Mongoose (aka Stacey) @hlmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m ready.
Ben Affleck meme wearing a Phillies hat.
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Quick back of napkin math (though his comparison is trash): Alabama out of state tuition/room/board: ~$52k Avg Alabama professor salary: $174,329 Ratio: 3.35:1 Nick Saban salary at Alabama in his last year: $11 million Ok, all players should get a $3.3 million salary then
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Praying to him today
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Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe Don Mattingly would have let Jhoan Duran shoot for a 3-inning save yesterday. Maybe he wouldn't. It's a big what-if. But what if HAD finished off a 3-inning postseason save? I dug into that in this column. MadBum sighting!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Phillies were 18–7 in the postseason before they got on the plane to Arizona and 3–11 since I need Pablo Torre to find out what the hell happened on that flight
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Republican ball knowers think there’s any day in the NBA season where there’s just one game on
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. Sure. The Phillies are down to their last shot. But so were the 1976 Phillies, just shy of 50 years ago. And you know what happened to them? That's right. They were called "the hollow men of the baseball postseason" by their hometown paper and swept out of the playoffs.
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't even like baseball
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am Jose Alvarado’s biggest defender and I better not see his ass today I swear to god
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gametime mood
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time for my favorite playoff baseball stat: The Phillies have played 31 postseason series in franchise history. They're 22-9 in Game 1s. They're 15-7 all-time in series in which they win Game 1. They've never gone on to win a postseason series after losing Game 1.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026
a lot of things could be fixed in this country with a few defamation suits (Schmitt being so stupid he repeated it while no longer protected by the speech & debate clause)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We need to channel this
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The main thing I know about Bari Weiss is that she was at the forefront of propaganda effort to justify the murder of my neighbors by the United States
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are a bunch of pitchers on the roster who should not pitch in games in this (or any) series, but Brooks Raley was the one guy who just doesn't have any stuff, and while Jose Alvarado has had awful results, sometimes he can just get guys out.
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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tues PM:
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s where they’re making the WWE Shop shirt designs
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s so funny that people were like “OMG a 2PM Oval Office announcement, is Trump going to end the war in Iran or invade Cuba?!?!” and it turns out, no, he’s just going to rant about how good the economy is + how elections are rigged and then fall asleep
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
phillies have three catchers and their combined ops is still like .509 (this is not a fact but it does feel true)
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Found some things i guess I made once go Phils
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marked as AI SLOP Am I Seeing LeBron On Philly????
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
By my quick math, Joel Embiid has spent 44.16% of his career regular season minutes standing on the floor next to Tobias Harris. And now he's standing next to LeBron.
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pac was a real pro wrestler. Left wwe before aew was a thing, told that company to eat shit then he coulda walked right in to NJPW when they were still super hot and went to dragon gate out of loyalty. There are very few guys left out there that are like him
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