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Sleepin Dogo @sleepindogo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Investors SpaceX approached about financing its multibillion-dollar chip purchase said they only received a short two-page deal memo with pictures of outer space and an arrow pointing out that the company was going to build data centres “somewhere in the universe”. $SPCX www.ft.com/content/d3f5...
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SpaceX looks to raise $40bn to buy Nvidia chips
Blockbuster debt deal is the latest sign of the vast spending on chips and other infrastructure underpinning AI
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Kill This King @tommy2hands.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
at a distance i just thought the dude was bald. how do you spend time on art like this and just never question yourself
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
As we enter the Spooky Posting Period, please take a moment to honor the GOAT of all Halloween GOATS
2013 tweet by @hodgesboi15: If I lay $40 for a haunted house I better die
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larvi @larvitaro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Incubus.
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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Kill This King @tommy2hands.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
finally. some football. and the patriots lose? and seahawks qb is down? this is a win win loss and i'll take it
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HYPERFREAKT 🎃 @hyperfixt.neocities.org · 10/09/2026
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AQUASINE 🌐 📢 @aquasine.net · 07/11/2024
geometry dash roommate
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The Nightmare Before Chris 🎃 @bwprowl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus in the I Think You Should Leave drive-thru sketch.
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Kill This King @tommy2hands.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ngl the petra parker stuff is pretty good
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Billy Kaplan: Agatha, help! The Wrecking Crew has us on the ropes and we're running low on, I don't know, magic power or whatever!
Agatha Harkness: Hold hands.
Nico Minoru: To share power or-Agatha Harkness: Just do it.
Piledriver: oh shit oh shit oh shit, gay witches holding hands Wrecker: We're dead, we're so fucking dead Bulldozer: What? We were winning!
Thunderball: You fool! You idiot! You fooldiot! There is nothing in the universe more powerful than gay witches holding hands!
Bulldozer: But I don't think that they...gay in the same direction.
Thunderball: JUST RUN!
Billy: Huh.
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Joseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think about this at least a dozen times a day.
people end up unable to see depiction as anything other than endorsement when their entire cultural diet is escapist fun and reassurance. they see something make them uncomfortable and can only assume people are watching horrible shit as vicarious pleasure and are horrified.
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Yaroslav Barsukov #NoToWar #НетВойне @barsukov.com · 17/08/2026
AI RANT Following the cancellation of three major debut book deals over AI suspicions, I decided to put my own (needless to say, 100% human-written) prose to the test. My detector of choice was Originality AI, and the results proved to be jarring, to say the least. 🧵1/5
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the fact that john ossoff can kick off a two-day media cycle by saying that the president is uninterested in doing his job and is sleeping through meetings and traveling around with a young blonde, suggests that not enough of these guys are speaking plainly and effectively about these assholes
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Korean Lois lane you will always be famous
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The fired Rockstar workers are asking supporters not to boycott GTA 6, but instead, to directly support the union's legal costs as it approaches next month's employment tribunal.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 18/08/2026
fed really has no levers left. hyperinflation and the end of the the dollar as a reserve currency will be fun
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Jasper @jasperblasters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Day 227: this puzzle seems weird
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Kill This King @tommy2hands.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ggs orioles thanks for letting us have one
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this game is great
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Free Speech Coalition @fsc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
SCREEN Act, which would have required mandatory age-verification for sites (like this) that allow "material harmful to minors" failed to pass out of committee after thousands and thousands of people called their Senators. More work ahead!
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/08/2026
google search flights to philly cheap. flights to philly leave soon. amtrak to philly? philly flights leave soon now please. philadelphia how to get there
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beef @beeftheobeast.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Kill This King @tommy2hands.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i want to eat the Juice
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Nuclear Throne OST - 2xLP Vinyl is $11.40 on Materia Store w/ code WARIO64 buff.ly/CIQ3Rc3 #ad
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 31/07/2026
I am very sorry, deeply deeply sorry, but "Grass is like human beings. Grass has a life also." is immediately in the top 10 funniest things he's said
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
In Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels, green trampolines make Mario jump so high he goes offscreen for 6 seconds. By extracting his position values from the code, we can "zoom out" the stage and visualize his actual arc, which reveals just how absurdly high the jump is.
Jump Height: 1186 pixels (5 vertical screens)
Jump Distance: 900 pixels (3.5 horizontal screens)
Jump Duration: 360 frames (6 seconds)
Source: info: Jdaster64, supermariofiles.wordpress.com
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Constant Screaming @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Who says cops never have to face any consequences.
Times

LA Times 4m

LA Times

LAPD officer who recorded colleagues' racist comments to be charged with felony eavesdropping
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Veldrin @veldrin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Maki Zen'in
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Fanart of Maki Zen'in from Jujutsu Kaisen, specifically her season 3 look with short hair, burn scars all over her face and body, and wearing her form-fitting sleeveless uniform. She is standing in a pool of blood, holding one hand up with blood dripping thickly from it to the ground. She is holding the Split Soul Katana in her other hand at her side, which is allso bloody and dripping.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My YA dystopia.
A creature sniffs a person. Text reads: this thing has to sniff me and evaluate my essence.The creature says, "you are assigned to the stinky faction". The person replies, "ahh". Two stinky people, labelled "stinky ones" celebrate.Two stinky people tell their new member, "we're going to destroy da guvamint - wiv our stink".
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Update: Google just sent me a statement saying it is “rolling back” this AI feature that let anyone make completely bullshit satellite images. Comes after our demos of the tool and those from OSINT researchers. One of the worst AI tools I’ve ever seen bsky.app/profile/jose...
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
gonna be awkward walking this back again in 2032
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
pokemon go to the bathroom
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Please use this link twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... and tell twitch how fucking insane this is. Comment and let twitch know that this is horrible. Thank you
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Kill This King @tommy2hands.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
do you really gotta catch em all. is catching some fine
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weav (real) @notweav.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
boycotting games is easy when you're broke
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Rex 💫 @rexpo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
incredible
Larry Bird at 19 vs him now at 92... this man does not age! He looks absolutely mouth watering.
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Kill This King @tommy2hands.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
rfk has a request
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
me to the interviewer
my talents?

can't i just be cute?
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
IF THE MOON WAS MADE OF SPARE RIBS, WOULD YOU EAT IT? I KNOW I WOULD
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Now THIS is a crate we can admire! #WifeCrateDIYDesign
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A Harajuku model in high platforms is crouching, holding a photoshopped pink gun, and staring at the camera w/ a vivid pink and flower cartoon background and a sparkling disco ball.

"Being disliked by a loser is a top tier compliment"
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me now: Aaron Rodgers needs to retire. Most irritating despicable attention hog in football, I have hated him since day 1. Wrap it up old man Me in 20 years, yelling at my son for ranking gen alpha QB Viserys Johnson top 5 all time: You have NO FUCKING IDEA how good AARON RODGERS was!!
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the US is that police officer who emptied his gun into his own car after getting spooked by an acorn falling out of a tree. the UK is the woman who put the cat in the bin
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a baby Armadillo having a drink of milk, this is your lucky day.
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