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HYPERFIXT

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The Count of S 🇧🇲🖼️✍️ @thecountofs.bsky.social · 1h
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Zeus Susie @zsusieart.bsky.social · 3h
It has been found
Screenshot of a Final Fantasy XIV player with the name "Lieutenant Columbo", whose avatar is dressed to look like the character Columbo, running through the Fall Guys event map
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 20m
Witch's Brew
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 1h
Hey man I know my uncle can lay eggs like Yoshi and throw them to solve problems, but he's like, sensitive about it. You really shouldn't have brought it up. You should apologize.
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 3h
Cool
nickelodeon barnyard ps2
The character PIP is saying "Tee Hee. Some guys are gonna get milked today!"
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worm @ninebaal.bsky.social · 30m
i thought that was a kalshi gijinka. that makes more sense now
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 41m
cha cha slide ass controls
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Plastic Craic @plasticcraic.bsky.social · 41m
Heaven Is A Half Prime 📷 MMC Optus Pexus (Transformers Masterpiece Orion Pax) and Hot Wheels Optimus Prime Skateboard
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 39m
i mean none of this is surprising if you followed the likes of jez corden and tom warren back in the spencer days but it is nice to have confirmation that this is just a real thing at xbox
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 38m
a guy on twitter with the name timdog has direct access to xbox ceo that the people working at xbox didnt have
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LGBTorment Nexus @pascalsmt.bsky.social · 4h
coverart is BACK baby
castlevania dawn of sorrow's terrible konami's best boxart
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GuileWinQuote @guilewinquote.bsky.social · 3h
To be a hardcore retro video game collector you must have a fuckton of money and also no taste in decor at all. In fact your taste begins with lightstrips and ends with a giant backlit box that says GAMECUBE on it
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13h
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Kelly 🏳️‍⚧️ @kellydf.bsky.social · 15h
"rarely"
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 15h
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Uma Musume Agnes Tachyon
ALT: Uma Musume Agnes Tachyon
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 16h
these are the gayest two to ever live
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18h
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 19h
zeztz ending up being kinda mid is also making my-th hit even harder. that show was the saltine cracker onto which we now have a slice of delicious gourmet cheese 🧀
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MBeca @mbeca.bsky.social · 21h
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 23h
It's crazy how big nuzlockes are now, remembering that it came from an extremely rough 4chan comic where the protagonist had a nuzleaf who looked like locke from lost, hence nuzlocke
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 21h
Powerful Psychic Blast
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my name vincent @vintdoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Keep Your Head Up !!
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Maeca Art COMMISSIONS OPEN @maecaart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 23h
Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed that Toad is his least favorite character in Mario Kart. Despite this, in all footage of him playing Mario Kart 8, he picked Toad every time. Whether he was joking or specifically picking a character he hates to challenge himself is unknown.
I have an important question. Nintendo has also just released Mariokart 7 for the 3DS. In every iteration of Mariokart, I've always preferred to play as Toad. Who's your favorite character?
That's the most challenging question! I'm sorry that I cannot come up with an interesting answer. Somehow, it's habit to me, but I play with Mario. He's a very balanced character.
Who's your least favorite character?
Toad. [Laughs]
My favorite character is your least favorite character?
I understand that he has some popularity. Somehow.
In a 2012 interview with Entertainment Weekly, Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed Toad is his least favorite Mario Kart character.
In December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber Rosanna Pansino. Miyamoto picked Toad.
Also in December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber iJustine. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Finally, in January 2015, the two played Mario Kart 8 against YouTube group Smosh Games. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Whether Miyamoto simply had an enormous change of heart about Toad in the intervening 2 years, or whether he was picking his least favorite to challenge or punish himself, is unknown.
Source: information compiled by @SpriteCell, x.com/SpriteCell/status/1653842781897474048 ew.com/article/2012/02/10/shigeru-miyamoto-zelda, youtu.be/DNUcDkNI24o, youtu.be/3Q2KxS32Q1g, youtu.be/untLD6z6aql
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cynthia @vampire.cream.land · 23h
i genuinely felt a profound sadness in my heart when i had to beat this thing up
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A brown and white lop-eared bunny sits upright with eyes half-closed and paws tucked near its face.
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 29/09/2026
Dungeon Meshi is probably my favorite modern manga, but the one thing it's missing is at no point is there a later chapter where Marcille & Falin just go to town on each other. I'm talking property damage, mysterious fires, animals howling one town over, etc. It would really have fit the story.
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あいざわさち @sachichy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🛹 Ride the Board!!!
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh my fucking god dude
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After seeing endless posts on the importance of “third spaces” I finally found one near me - annndddd it was filled with media illiterate normies who didn’t laugh at my Deltarune references. So yeah, I'll stay ‘terminally online’ - at least until this city has more fandom-friendly pickleball courts
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gifkitties @gifkitties.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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worm @ninebaal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
least self-aware guy in the room award
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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HYPERFIXT @hyperfixt.neocities.org · 29/09/2026
episode 4 went up tonight which means we're closing in on when they start taking down VODs for Kamen Rider My-Th and if you haven't checked it out, you should absolutely give it a shot!! maybe one of the strongest first stretches of any Rider season i've watched
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KAMEN RIDER MY-TH | #1
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Yaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 28/09/2026
GDQueer hits the stage this weekend plus more on this week's GDQ Hotfix!! gdq.gg/schedule/hotfix
anarchy with a headset gesturing with arms open and eyes closed while seated on the GDQ stage with the audience behind
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Aleriia_V @aleriiav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bowsette sketch
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MissClaireV @frickinrumbi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ace Naomi Luke @aceluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let's try that again. My name...is Petra Parker, aka, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Woman.
Picture of be in a "Spider-Man" costume without the mask, cosplaying as Petra Parker
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like instead of now listening to the detrad (haha) wives we should maybe listen to the feminists that all along said that this was fascist propaganda doomed to fail because fascism always sells fantasies that have no connection to reality for the sole purpose of upholding existing hierarchies
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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</3 @evangelinemorgan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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LGBTorment Nexus @pascalsmt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can you feel it? the incoming cultural shift? fat girl fall? no. get ready for fat girl forever
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