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Chewbacca is Latino

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He/him. You are a fool for looking.

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Patrick McCray @patrickmccray.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Remembering Silas Soule, born OTD in 1838. American abolitionist, conductor on the Underground Railroad, military officer, and hero for disobeying orders to participate in Sand Creek Massacre and then giving evidence against his commander. Murdered 1865. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silas_S...
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Quintessential lib bullshit is valorizing a memory of Good Republicans and then not holding their own Democrats to the same standard in the present day. They want Republicans to be good so fucking badly it's wild man.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You will die. You will not live forever. Nor will any man nor any thing. Nothing is immortal. But only to us is it given to know that we must die. And that is a great gift: the gift of selfhood. For we have only what we know we must lose, what we are willing to lose.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
yeah, i’ll go with you, but if i see anyone restringing a bow, i’m out of there.
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There is simply no ambiguity in what Elon Musk is arguing and endorsing here.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
There’s a statue honoring Haym Salomon in L.A.’s Pan Pacific Park. Not only does it honor the obscure Jewish patriot who helped bankroll the American Revolution; since it was unveiled in 1944, it has moved three times, moving with L.A.’s Jewish population. My 2018 piece for @lataco.bsky.social
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How an L.A. Statue Of a Jewish Revolutionary War Hero Moved West, Again and Again ~ L.A. TACO
One day, I found myself driving west on 3rd Street by Pan Pacific Park and as I waited on a red light at Gardner Street, in front of a 7-11, I noticed a statue of a seated figure in a 1776-style powde...
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm 95% convinced the problem with making a new Blade movie is that they can't fit him into the wider MCU, they no longer just make superhero movies any more, it all has to be part of some bigger cinematic universe and continuity, so it can't be a story about Blade killing vampires with a sword.
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Wesley Snipes Blade Throw
Alt: Wesley Snipes Blade Throw
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
you don't have to let this guy walk free among you
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Scott Renshaw @scottrenshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The “Marsden Problem” is one I’ve identified many times, relating to what happens when an actor who is clearly most gifted at comedy is forced into a “dramatic/romantic lead” box based on his/her/their looks.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 26/07/2026
An apt metaphor for this war, if ever there was one.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I am increasingly worried about the subtle—and maybe not so subtle—Islamophobic undertones of Stevens’ campaign. From this “local candidate” thing she’s trying to do to Clyburn leaning into the Bible at this rally and telling the crowd to pray for Stevens.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026
We admire great works of art, architecture, and engineering. Why not cancer?
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“The President who was buddies with a notorious pedophile and sex trafficker has a son who is buddies with sex traffickers” seems like a big story to me idk
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
man I cannot overemphasize how many people I know fell into some form of madness because they could not accept that their kid got an autism diagnosis and that maybe that was just how life was going to be
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
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me and 107 other guys are hanging out at odysseus's house eating all his food and perving on his wife. this is awesome because he is certainly dead lol.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
[pounding table] CANTICLE! CANTICLE!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Boss Hole
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a seal and a shark are laying in bed, getting hot and heavy. The seal romantically says, “Shark…” Panel 2: with its eyes still closed, the shark replies, “person on a boogie board…” The seal suddenly opens its eyes, looking pissed. Panel 3: the seal exclaims, “what!?” And the embarrassed looking shark says “uh…” The shark has a thought bubble and is imagining a swimsuit-clad balding man with sunblock and goggles holding a boogie board.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 25/07/2026
The singing muses from Disney's Hercules (1997)
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/07/2026
not really surprised to learn that terminal stupidity and racism is the reason i can’t walk into a CVS and just buy a toothbrush without flagging down the one person who might be in the store dannykatch.substack.com/p/we-used-to...
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We used to be able to buy things in this country
Locking up toothpaste was a warning sign that our executive class was crazy
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
lifetime achievement award for john leguizamo in the category of best at being john leguizamo
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Sophie BoooOoOoOOoOoOooo! @pogform.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If Hamlet had been able to do a power bomb it wouldn’t have gone down like that
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The Old Hack @the-old-hack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wilson's translation was outselling basically everything else in the space by orders of magnitude before the film ever happened
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Again, what right wing Republicans and Democrats call "socialism" is the sort of regulated capitalism that was consensus for much of the 20th century. They pretend it's anti-market when really it's only anti-oligarchy
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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 25/07/2026
obsessed with the way that recipe writers talk about their families like they're backyard chickens or something
how to use dried blueberries - just put them out for your family to eat - they'll be gone in no time!
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The reason Zohran scares the shit out of them so much is that they think this sort of technocrat FDR liberalism/market socialism will *work* and be popular, not that it will fail and be unpopular. They're afraid that he will be a good mayor not a bad mayor.
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Genial Black Man @trecoolx.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Nurse, can you put on my hair hat? I need to take a picture."
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Bret Michaels Goes From Stage to Surgery
Bret Michaels went from the stage to surgery and is recovering from a kidney stone being removed following playing through intense pain, he said.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A trans woman asks another trans woman "why do our conversations always descend into tranny Seinfeld bits?" The other trans woman says "that reminds me, I got politely "they"-ed yesterday." The first one replies "They gave you the polite "They." In Costanza-like fashion the second one says "they gave me the polite "they!"
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
no actor is commonly miscast more than when Jake Gyllenhaal is cast as like a regular leading man type. he should only play bug-eyed freaks
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Local Deity @localdeity.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gave a guy wearing this shirt a silent nod
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WCW Worldwide Fansite @wcwworldwide.com · 24/07/2026
Mock up of a Jeopardy clue, text reads: “This lame mother fucker spent years wrestling as a Dead Man, now a Podcaster”
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Monjster Mash @monjinator.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Time to bring back my fav Orpheus and Eurydice post
what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then
eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 24/07/2026
Enjoy your dinner tonight, members of the White House Correspondents Association, you miserable embarrassments to the profession.
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What's funny about the 50k vs 1m for a coin flip scenario is that it's clearly premised on the marshmallow test of yore, a test that was disproven as an absolute in game theory when reliability of outcomes was emulated based on the socioeconomic status of the children's parents.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
every day i feel like we're experiencing some kind of societal gas leak
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 24/07/2026
thsi happened to me one time
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 24/07/2026
Here’s the thing - if you’re the kind of person who believes that Mao killed 50 million people and Stalin killed 35 million, then you have to apply the same accounting to Musk. That’s the only way to be consistent.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
alien moo-deng hissing at sigorney weaver “they’re called skeets”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
he just looks like Johnny Depp to me
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 24/07/2026
He’s turning into Livia Soprano more everyday
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/07/2026
if these people could they would burn down the museum of the american indian and then the museum of african american history into a shrine to clarence thomas
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