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Monj

@monjinator.bsky.social
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There’s a place beyond the wormhole that only lovers know. She/Her not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you

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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 2h
I do love having judgemental skeleton overseeing my living room again
A garish metallic gold Skelton cookie jar sitting on top of a bookcase. It is leaning on one hand judgementally
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Yayger @yayger.bsky.social · 8h
Jesus Fucking Christ. Personally Identifiable Information (PII) unencrypted at rest? That’s nothing short of criminally negligent.
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 6h
Wooo boy, went from lethargic to sweating like a pig 😅😅😅
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 10h
i can feel the spookiness in the air
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 8h
How is tomorrow October?????
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Julia Raifman, ScD @juliaraifman.bsky.social · 13h
Thinking about getting a flu vaccine for yourself or family? ➡️ Now is a good time to schedule Flu season picking up early this year and hitting a bit harder Stay protected 💪
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 12h
My god, the third Tainted Cup book…………..
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 19h
Most TV is just this now.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 16h
Delightful also to hear real eagle noises. In movies eagles are always dubbed with hawks, since hawks found fierce and eagles sound like adorable squeakers.
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also we already have a straight hockey show. From the OTHER creator of Letterkenny
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf! [SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought I had escaped most of the effects bc I don’t really have a headache but…the arm has started getting sore 😬
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Harley Quinn showing calling back the “Swamp Thing can FUCK” storyline from the comics is amazing, frankly
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Didn’t think this situation could be any funnier but the slow zoom here is Altmanesque
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. That’s exactly what happened.
After the hearing, Schmitt insisted he'd gotten nothing wrong, but he seemed less sure Smith had committed perjury.
"I don't know if Jack Smith's lying or not. It was the only game - Atlanta was the only NBA game or men's college basketball game that night at 7:30,
Schmitt told HuffPost.
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I normally hate nothing more than listening to these asshokes actually talk but this is so fucking funny. When you spring your gotcha moment on someone and they are visibly so confused they don’t even know what you’re talking about 😂😂😂😂 #politics
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I meant to work on a craft this afternoon but instead I have been laying on my couch reading fic. How is it 5:30????
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been saying for a while, someone needs to estimate the net cost of millions of people having to spend a chunk of every day worrying about what the insane president has done or will do.
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our lady of the cow parsley @ladycowparsley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨 Phishing Scam I received a call today that was labeled "Chase" on my phone. They said someone had opened an account under my name and attempted to place zelle transactions. They sounded credible and concerned, and I listened as they gave me details and a "Chase" case number and zelle cancel codes
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Covid and flu shot: accomplished 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy just went by me in this GE w theee things of toilet paper in his cart and I started having lockdown flashbacks
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someday I will ascend to my final form and get like a bespoke handwoven tweed coat
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The way I spent so much time staring at this in my youth, knowing I could never pull off a full back tattoo
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At this point, I assume any defense of AI was written by it. I’ve not been wrong.
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think, after the pharmaceutical crimes, obviously, what I am maddest at the Usher family about is the FUCKING ANTIQUITIES SMUGGLING. At least put all those fucking things in a publicly branded museum wing JFC if you can’t leave them #FalloftheHouseofUsher
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god I put the fancy ~limited edition~ grapes in my freezer and they’re SO GOOD. Past me is a genius
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not a fan of replacing Prue with Nigella so far TBH #GBBO
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What weird clouds out there right now
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you ever think about how in the first Redwall book Cluny the Scourge arrives w his hoard in a human-sized cart with a horse. But nothing else is ever human-sized again? Like obviously you are just supposed to handwave all the mouse-sized things and economy for children’s books reasons
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish I would stop waking up w a headache ugh
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“She thought of the small lake and how she would run there whenever she had a spare moment from the hot kitchen and let the cool waters close over her head.” Girl, you RUN AN INN. you can’t constantly be smelling like pond water. Or taking all your layers on and off
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
JCO is defending furries fyi
Joyce Carol Oates O @Joyce CarolOates
trying to think how an illegal immigrant- radical Islamic person in a bunny suit could be a threat to national security.
Coach Tommy Tuberville * ml @SenTuber... • 1d
Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots.
Lord help us.
11:14 AM • 9/27/26 • 5.1K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
person in a bunny suit is a "threat to workers paycheck." how, exactly?
fa Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender-6h They are a threat to workers paycheck. Not your though rich lady. So you dont care.
3:54 PM • 9/27/26 • 3.3K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
Mr. Mask, you are confused. the only creatures in bunny suits threatening field workers would be actual bunnies. to charge actual bunnies with wearing "bunny suits" is redundant.
Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender • 2h
LOL. You all think field workers and meat plant workers and hotel maids are OVERPAID in America and we should bring in 50 million migrants to lower their wages. Shame on you.
4:50 PM • 9/27/26 • 2.4K Views
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you think you have to cook yourself dinner big there was a thing of leftovers you forgot 🙌🏻
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like Dolores Claiborne might be my favorite King work? What an excellent audiobook.
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vought is breaking the law but he is not “going rogue.” At his confirmation hearings, Vought told Republicans he would do this and they voted for him anyway. If they want to stop him, they still can via impeachment. They won’t.
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my girlfriend is both a known MILF Stan and a member of the “Evelyn O’Connell made me a lesbian (who works in a library)” generation, truly do not know how she’s going to survive MILF Evelyn O’Connell she looks. SO GOOD.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Racheline Maltese @racheline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When queer kids grow up instead of killing themselves, of course they cut off parents who made everything worse. Also Trump. The reason is Trump. WSJ is just pissed folks don’t wanna bow to abusive hierarchy.
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Monj @monjinator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know DS9 has the wildest betting pools in the federation.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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