Reposted by tinzBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters 854785927
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the only people who ever advocate for this shit are conservatives who want to be invited back to meals with well-regulated people because all of the other conservatives in their lives are repulsive even to them 010
Reposted by tinzMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets 211211312
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I hate it when I vigorously shake so many important hands that the flesh on both of my hands sloughs off and I die in the shower on Halloween 2026 020
Reposted by tinzandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there 751572
Reposted by tinzBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says" 2266661271
Reposted by tinzThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove… 81670172
Reposted by tinzactual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 09/09/202609 Sep 2026 14736106
Reposted by tinzDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank. 15695821153
Reposted by tinzA Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped 19797281542
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Curious move for our intrepid Menu Artist to tell the computer to redraw their own corporate logo, but who's got the time to learn the bare minimum on Canva anyway? 120
Reposted by tinzlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2026hard to believe sometimes but i still think evil people are also capable of dying 543143385
Reposted by tinzGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Donald Trump on Metal Gear Solid 13773153
Reposted by tinzactual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 19/08/202619 Aug 2026 3570153
Reposted by tinzm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/08/2026sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down 111691182
Reposted by tinzBrian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey 623730634
Reposted by tinzCredentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks. 10293101568
Reposted by tinzAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/08/2026im a small government conservative and i want the presidents secret police force to have lightning gloves 161144207
Reposted by tinzpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Daredevil: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are three distinct persons, but they share one essence Chewbacca: HUARRRRGGGHH?? 1875388
Reposted by tinzThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2026Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew theonion.com/poll-american-voters-s… 281119116
Reposted by tinzThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026Power-Mad Marvel Claims ‘Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU theonion.com/power-mad-marvel-claim… 16985104
Reposted by tinzPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/07/2026Odysseus and his men are obsessed with running back to their ships. They can’t get enough of it 633414
Reposted by tinzThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s… 5578542176
Reposted by tinzAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026hey does anyone know where i can read a profile of some dumb asshole that fell for a reality show hosts bull shit and it took a decade for them to realize theyd been duped? oh every day in every major publication? awesome thanks 464706684
Reposted by tinzshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026always appreciated how the final boss of the odyssey after all the giants and monsters and magic and whatnot is just a bunch of rude guys 363189315
Reposted by tinzvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 02/04/2026sonic the hedgehog, magazine screenshot, genesis (1991) archive.org/details/game... 735868
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I APPEAR TO HAVE ORDERED THE CODE RED, ACCORDING TO PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTER WHO WERE NOT AUTHORIZED YO SPEAK PUBLICLY ABOUT THE DIRECTIVE" 020
Reposted by tinzanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious 247183844027
