Reposted by tinzBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters 8751121001
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the only people who ever advocate for this shit are conservatives who want to be invited back to meals with well-regulated people because all of the other conservatives in their lives are repulsive even to them 010
Reposted by tinzMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets 211211312
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ah, but have you instead considered telling the computer "make me a 15-second campaign song that appeals to potential voters in [VALUE MISSING: STATE, CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT, OR MUNICIPALITY]" 010
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's just a shame Texas is famously bereft of human musicians that could have tried their hand at this 020
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I want an ambitious project done on time and don't want to repeatedly miss deadlines, I'm definitely putting Elon in charge of it 020
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026and if anything, the visual tells over the past several months have gotten even more obvious 030
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this man has been a senator since the first season of Hey Arnold 000
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026His popularity has literally never been lower, so at what point can we stop reflexively baking "his supporters like what he's doing" into every article about him? 001
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 28/09/20263-5 short, buzzy phrases paired with simple icons and separated by vertical lines 150
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I hate it when I vigorously shake so many important hands that the flesh on both of my hands sloughs off and I die in the shower on Halloween 2026 020
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's giving "the array of cameras in every Amazon Fresh automatically logging everything you place into your cart is actually sixty guys overseas checking every purchase manually" 150
Reposted by tinzandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there 751572
Reposted by tinzBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says" 2266661271
Reposted by tinzThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove… 81670172
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm changing additional minds by putting in the real legwork (posting an impossibly deep-fried 2019 meme from Occupy Democrats) 050
Reposted by tinzactual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 09/09/202609 Sep 2026 14736106
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A dead-eyed YouTube celeb making disposable content for babies, teaming up with a boomer airport author who's recently collaborated on three separate books with Bill Clinton? I smell a jackpot!! 020
Reposted by tinzDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank. 15695821153
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026As far as follower count, he has roughly the same reach as the Costco Guys. 1241
Reposted by tinzA Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped 19797281542
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Not for nothing but the AI font looks significantly more, well, cummy 000
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Curious move for our intrepid Menu Artist to tell the computer to redraw their own corporate logo, but who's got the time to learn the bare minimum on Canva anyway? 120
Reposted by tinzlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2026hard to believe sometimes but i still think evil people are also capable of dying 543143385
Reposted by tinzGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Donald Trump on Metal Gear Solid 13773153
Reposted by tinzactual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 19/08/202619 Aug 2026 3570153
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The most charitable read here is that your employer made you look like shit and doesn't care that they made you look like shit. You good clocking into that job every day? 0400
tinz @tinz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Yeah people love to read newspaper articles and hold off on absorbing any information therein until days or weeks later to see if another article will come along and present a more complete and nuanced picture. Smart rollout strategy. 0270
