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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't speak to me or my Teddy ever again!
A small brown otter named Steve lies on a light wooden floor, clutching a matching plush otter toy in its front paws.  
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026
Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 15/09/2026
IT'S FUCKING CALLED BABA O'RILEY YOU FASCIST GOD DAMN SWINE
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In all situations where you are capable of voting, your vote should be for the person LESS likely to enthusiastically pursue atrocities.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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Anguirus @anguirus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Studies show that watching a beaver eating cabbage lowers stress levels by 15% so enjoy 😊
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
you get scolded for taking a longer shower because Adolf McKulak in the Central Valley literally has a semi-feudal right to use as much as he wants to grow some of the most water intensive crops in the world, often for export overseas
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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"why isn't anyone talking about this" isn't meant literally so much as a way to say "for fuck's sake, someone give me something beyond these inchoate inner screams"
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 08/08/2026
The Transformers: The Movie was released 40 years ago today! "The Autobots must stop a colossal planet consuming robot who goes after the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. At the same time, they must defend themselves against an all-out attack from the Decepticons."
The Transformers: The Movie
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love Al, he’s the best of the best. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Turned Down Million-Dollar Offer to Perform in Saudi Arabia: ‘I Don’t Need to Take Any Money if It Makes Me Feel Icky’
'Weird Al' Yankovic revealed he turned down a seven-figure offer to perform at the state-sponsored Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We lost a real opportunity here to celebrate and reflect on the country’s history and legacy, one that should’ve belonged to all of us. Instead he not only hijacked the official celebrations, the conversation, and even the funding. He took OUR money for OUR party and threw a party for himself.
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One of the things I hate most about Trump is that he’s the ultimate thief of joy. Everything has to be about Trump or opposition to Trump. He or his followers inject him into absolutely everything. It sucks. Honestly you don’t realize how pervasive it is until you go abroad and get respite from it.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if you want to imagine the future, imagine an a.i. trump giving a double handy, forever
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If you want to purchase and use this stuff that's fine, I don't judge and in fact, I get it! But people should not accidentally get addicted to stuff they think is something else. If the only lines we have are "zero regulation" or "illegal" everything will eventually be illegal
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shaun @kerwyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey now, XCOM is action figures
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 04/06/2026
I was absolutely engrossed by this thread
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/05/2026
This is Eddie. He has been waving for over a decade and has gotten pretty good. Can even do it with both paws. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: the_adorable_eddie)
a white jack russell terrier with one tan ear and eye sits on a lush green hill with the ocean in the background. he's wearing a dolphin harness and waves at the camera with his right paw. all of his toe beans are on clear display.Eddie sits on a rock with the ocean in the distant background. he's wearing a Lilo and Stitch harness. he waves at you with his front right paw, his ears flopping and his tongue poking out.Eddie sits on a beach with both front paws in the air. all of his toe beans are covered in sand.
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh did you guys not enjoy Chud Stalingrad
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I am very tired of the stupid-savvy 'oh you think politicians were honest before Donald Trump' take, like yes there has in fact been a qualitative change in the way modern american politics have been conducted that is largely attributable to him, and is bad.
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 11/05/2026
new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...
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Everlee Has Disappeared
Everlee Wihongi was transferred by ICE to the notorious "Camp East Montana" at Fort Bliss, Texas. Then she disappeared.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 11/05/2026
Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 10/05/2026
People will say what Star Trek is really about is like interesting ideas and an optimistic vision of the future but I think the heart of it that makes so many people love it is the crew really feels like pals that are genuinely fond of each other which I guess is real for TNG and good acting for TOS
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Murder, LLC @tinwoody.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nobody has ever drawn more hilarious facial expressions than Kate Beaton
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money
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Vui Nguyen @sunfishgurl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I helped close out the @djangonaut.space program by sharing my experience contributing to the #Beeware 🐝 #opensource project. My PR took weeks to solve 💪 , & involved fixing an underlying problem with the #Python interpreter 🐍. But I hope my work helped others. 💜 See my talk at the 🔗👇
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
get out of my brain abby
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
LOL.
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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"Listen up, fives. Aten is speaking." -- Amenhotep IV, aka Akhenaten
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Heard Sade’s Smooth Operator today and was like hell yeah this song rules, which means I have reached a new age (age of having correct opinions about music)
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it'll be back in three days
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”
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Holding Onto Hope @eheart.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Trump hates dogs. That’s all you needed to know about him before you voted.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/03/2026
if nothing else, there is something to be said for spending time outside in the sun with thousands of people who share your anger at the state of things
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
godzilla "it may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help" quote
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
One of those captcha things. This one says ‘select all images with bicycles. Click verify once there are none left’. There are 9 squares  - 4 contain photos of bicycle seats, with the remaining 5 showing the beautiful head and face of a grey greyhound with a white stripe going from the top of their head to the tip of their nose.
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Four Seasons Total Cycling @bullwinkle428.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Lots of us still have pretty fresh memories of being called "America haters" & "Saddam lovers" for saying that invading Iraq was a horrible idea.
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Tom Mulder 🟥🔻♻️🖖🏻✊🏻 @toca325.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This machine kills fascists.
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The Autopian @theautopian.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
RIP Bud Court So Let’s Talk About The Jaguar E-Type Hearse He Made Famous www.theautopian.com/rip-bud-cour...
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RIP Bud Court So Let's Talk About The Jaguar E-Type Hearse He Made Famous - The Autopian
Sometimes actors do something so memorable at the beginning of their careers that is tends to define them for the rest of their lives; actor Bud Cort was one such actor. Fortunately for him, that work...
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
OBAMA: “People make excuses for him. They say he’s not serious. Everything a president says is serious!”🔥
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 31/01/2026
Comparing Elon to Beavis feels like you're dismissing all of Beavis' contributions to society.
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Anguirus @anguirus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Click and see what this is about, if you dare
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