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Steve Syfuhs

@syfuhs.net
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Noted idiot. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work. Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦 syfuhs.net

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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 10h
No.
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 29/09/2026
It's just tacky.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
Alt: No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
men: steal this one weird trick to stamp out sexism sssssssssss
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Fuck, Marry, Kill” gets complicated, adds “Eat”, and you are allowed to Choose All.
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Nicholas Weaver @ncweaver.skerry-tech.com · 28/09/2026
Donner party of 10, Donner. *wait* Donner party of 9, Donner
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 28/09/2026
Lithium loves being on fire so much
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
oh, i read what you posted, it's just that it was very stupid
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Kristin Louise Raught Photography 🌀 @kristinlraught.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last night’s Harvest Moon over Seattle. The clouds made it feel even more dramatic as it rose above the Space Needle and the Cascades. Also called the Corn Moon, this is the full moon closest to the autumn equinox.
Orange Harvest Moon behind wispy clouds above Seattle’s Space Needle and skyline, with the Cascade Mountains in the background.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've had it with all these motherfucking capulets here in motherfucking spain
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 27/09/2026
Mood, again.
Small brown and white fuzzball terrier mix getting sniffed and making a blep face
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 27/09/2026
@nuclearanthro.bsky.social murder kitty
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TashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me trying to make my bain do things with a head cold this week
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Ann Johnson @ajohnsocyber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Mayors office has decided my bins warrant more enforcement than the RV’s on MLk, open drug markets in the international district, and burned out, graffiti ridden, abandoned buildings on Rainier Ave. It’s the choice to enforce regulations via homeowners who are more likely to pay.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s so good for your mental health to go outside & take a little walk. i’m not talking about the benefits of exercise or getting a little sunshine or any of that shit, i’m talking about maybe you’ll meet a microscopic chihuahua named soda pop and he’s got the tiniest fucking paws you’ve ever seen.
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 24/09/2026
Current mood
Very fuzzy terrier mix that's mostly white and brown staring at the camera
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threddy 🦖 @threddyrex.org · 23/09/2026
The Malort Report
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threddy 🦖 @threddyrex.org · 22/09/2026
this might have happened to me

Threddy: I spent the entire day learning about the brand new Blepster AI agent.

Freddy: What did you learn?

Threddy: That it's being deprecated next week.
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Anthony of the Badlands @mosasaurologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You all will never know the thrill/disappointment of having to drive a 1985 Chrysler product
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It’s me, Owen @itsameowen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You laugh but I’m on my third Land Rover and second Defender. The sales guy last time didn’t like my joke that sometimes the nav screen and dash just go blank while the system reboots on the highway and that’s how I know it’s a genuine article and not a cheap knockoff
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Mark Baxter @aotearoabadger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's a proper amount of enthusiasm for a Monday which is none.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 20/09/2026
Pupdate: puppies continue to warm up. One is super curious. The other is still very wary of humans and shy. But has *finally* started to run and play with the other. She does fine being pet, but if you approach her she'll go hide in the corner.
Two puppies chilling. One has a rawhide, the other some chewed up paper that it swiped from a tableAction shot of puppies running. One is leaping, the other is chasingAction shot of puppies chasing each otherAction shot of puppies playing
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Grant W. Trent @grantwtrent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Back when Titan was still a bit bitey. 😆 c. ~2018
Titan the Boston terrier in a muzzle.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s so muggy outside a cloud came down and stole my wallet
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Kym Possible @kympossible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just a reminder.
“Good men”
who never believe
victims are bad men.

Normalize that in 2026“Good men”
who are friends with
abusers are bad men.

Normalize that in 2026“Good men”
who support rapists
are bad men.

Normalize that in 2026
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 17/09/2026
$5.69 for regular $7.59 for diesel At a shell near northgate in Seattle just now. 😐 Texas can collectively gft.
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 15/09/2026
New and Improved
Book: the joy of C
But "joy of" is covered up with "pain and suffering caused by"
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don't forget the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe!
A side by side meme. The upper caption stretching across both images is "WHO WOULD WIN?" The left photo is a stock photo showing a Black man working at a laptop with an external monitor above it and a second laptop next to it, all three screens showing Very Important Terminal Code that he's staring intently at with his hands on the keyboard, captioned "multiple redundant systems designed by advanced engineering teams". The right is a yellow JCB backhoe being operated by someone in shadow, perched next to a pile of dirt and in the process of digging up more, captioned "One scrapey boi".
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Yells Incoherently @yellsonpolitics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
2026 edition
the xkcd "all modern infrastructure" comic but updated with a shark biting through a subsea cable, DNS holding up the bottom, cloudflare and AWS, AI jacking the thing up, a whole bunch of weird web stuff piled up, and and an Angry Bird flying towards it captioned "whatever Microsoft is doing"
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Washington: We will auction off the Mariners to another state. Hopefully we will not have to pay too much to get someone to take them
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Couple at the next table on what appears to be a first date: Man: There's no team I've spent more time hating than the Mariners Woman: You're an Astros fan? Man: Mariners fan.
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 06/09/2026
Toddler: *dumps bowl of food on table* Kate: were you supposed to do that? Toddler: yes
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
who tf stands in a cup of coffee
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: I just want to drink coffee and look out of my office window cat: no
Felix the polydactyl cat and self appointed union leader of the crew, performing political protest at the poor quality of breakfast service the last few days
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Home Improvement Saturday New artwork for the guest bathroom
Photo of a bathroom wall above the toilet. A black-framed painting of a cat peering in from the right side of the frame, with text above and below it that reads "Welcome to the Bathroom A Cat will be with You Shortly"
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Eric Neustadter (e) @thevowel.com · 04/09/2026
Pixel was a sun worshipper. She loved a convertible on a sunny day.
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 03/09/2026
Doing a conference presentation next week on killing NTLM and I haven't reviewed the slides in much depth. Poll. Do I: 1) Wing it, what's the worst that can happen 2) wait until the night before to furiously edit slides and ask forgiveness 3) ???
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 01/09/2026
Me: are there any /good/ examples of how to call this API in our code? AI: let me look ...20 minutes later... AI: uh, can I look outside your code? Me: I guess ...20 more minutes later... AI: in a word: no. Me: well fuck.
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 31/08/2026
Even at the best of times the rest of the world likes Canada more than the US. Bessent is gonna get his ass handed to him, and for the sake of moderation, I mean metaphorically.
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Jodie Burton @jodiemburton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Extreme meatball close up part 2.
Extreme closeup of Trouble the puppy
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The snow leopard reminds me of Poseidon, my low albedo snow leopard! Derpy and fluffy and large pawed and sleeping in bizarre cattortions! Currently Poseidon is doing terrorism meeping because he wants wet food.
Imaged through glass, a snow leopard asleep on its left side with front paws extended limply forward & back paws tuvked ip slightly with tail curled around back paws and the kitty is a beautiful buff cream with darker fur toward the top & darker rosettes.
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I took a break from nuclear weapons to work on reducing my social isolation & went to the ABQ biopark w/ @bendts2cents.bsky.social. WE SAW AN OCELOT KITTEN! www.cabq.gov/artsculture/... THE KITTEN WAS PLAYFUL AND ADORABLE AND HAD SUCH CUTELY OUTSIZED PAWS!
A five month old ocelot kitten creeping toward lower right of image to drink from a pool. The kitten is about the size of a large housecat with dense and vibrant black rosettes over a golden and orange coat with white spots on back of ears and a vibrantly marked, wide eyed face. Kitten is adorable & has a thick tail & is amongst grass and brown rocks
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Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My book 'A Day Where Men Were Normal' was rejected for requiring too great a suspension of disbelief.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#facts
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
article 2 of the convention lays it out very well
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
intent to destroy a people *as a people*, such as through annihilating their culture, forced relocation, stealing their children, etc. for instance, the Trail of Tears, the Stolen Generations, China in Xinjiang since 2017 ...
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anyone using the term "social media addiction" has fallen for a manufactured narrative that is contrary to every actual finding of reputable scientists working without an agenda. It not only does not exist, framing it in that way *actively* harms people's mental health and ability to self-regulate.
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 25/08/2026
Oh well.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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