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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve always loved the bits of King’s books that are from the perspective of The Shop or other govt agencies. Even though they’re frequently unsympathetic/villains they’re never cartoon characters like the military industrial complex is in knock offs like Stranger Things.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
“we call this flavor ‘the shoggoth.’ it opens the mind to non-euclidian geometry. it drove three of our top technicians to madness.”
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Fitzbattleaxe @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why did the dyslexic dominatrix get into trouble when she confused a cookbook for her sex manual? She opened it to 'Baked Potatoes' and the first instruction was "Prick the skin."
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Fozzie Bear Stage Hook
ALT: Fozzie Bear Stage Hook
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fun fact: if you write for The Onion, they keep you in a room with no windows, chained to a radiator. You’re not allowed any access to news. All you’re shown is a scrolling LED sign that says “Dems are big stupid losers.” if you write anything besides that they revoke your bathroom privileges.
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DemigirlBOObs @demigirlboss.win · 02/10/2026
Holy shit it's him, it's the Hogfather.
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
XKCD 1665: City Talk Pages

Mouseover text: I don't think the Lakeshore Air Crash Museum really belongs under 'Tourist Attractions.' It's not a museum--it's just an area near the Lake Festival Laser Show where a lot of planes have crashed.
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Oleg Bulakh | Commissions open @olegbulakh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 40/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Humble Novice @humblenovice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tiny enclave? It's a privately-owned lesbian bar that made masking optional for one night a week! This is why the terminally online left are so out of touch. You can't expect these spaces to continue running without making a profit. That's economics 101.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This was the Salem Lutheran Church until it was sold to the Eastern Buddhist Association in 2019, as I think you can tell from the renovations. :)
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A play in three acts:
A thread from here on Bluesky that I have anonymized. The first post reads "And then LBJ signed all of the most important civil rights legislation. Democrats got this chance all ready for trans people with Joe Biden and instead of doing anything at all to help trans people Biden threw them under the bus." [Editors note: this is a blatant lie]

The second post reads "Biden had arguably the most pro-trans administration in history??"

The third post in the thread reads "I don't care if he did or he didn't, he funded genocide"
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A self-described leftist said this to me. It’s in response to my disgust at a publisher deleting the work of a writer based on a social media beef. But I think it really gets at something that feels like a broader trend in our politics right now: Both major political movements have no principles.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2023
It has recently come to my attention that Osama bin Laden could have easily ordered Pizza Hut from his compound in Abbottabad - and that they sell seekh-kebab stuffed crust.
Distance from osama bin laden’s pad to Pizza Hut in googleAbbotabad Pizza HutMeat crust pizza
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
A pup helping the kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1989
the scooby-doo detective agency (a pup named scooby-doo) drawn as the "mom helping kids beat a hard level in super mario land" image. scooby is playing with a gameboy while surrounded by the kids, who are spectating the game
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m real deal genuinely *shocked*, like fainting couch but for real *shocked* by the use of “evil” here.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Niles Crane.
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How Dare You Niles
ALT: How Dare You Niles
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 07/09/2026
didn't know this about Travis Knight and it fuckin rules
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Throwaway1000.bsky.social @throwaway1000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A coconut husk that kind of looks like the face of an animal with a long snout.
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
‘Tim Curry’ Artist: Zack Wallenfang 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙸𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎, 𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚢 (𝟷𝟿𝟺𝟼 ~ 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟼) 🖤
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Be strong enough to be gentle. #petercullen #optimusprime
Erma with Optimus Prime.
Rest In Peace, Peter Cullen.
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Kissing Coeurl @coeurlskiss.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh fuck you world. Where the reaper at I just wanna talk.
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Peter Cullen, Voice of Optimus Prime in ‘Transformers,’ Dies at 85
The theater-trained Canadian also created sounds for King Kong and the Predator and portrayed Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh's pal.
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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ben Collins has really gathered a ton of followers who are perfectly happy to go “what does a JOB have to do with GENDER, who could even come up with such an idea”, as if we aren’t all constantly bombarded with shit like this
Podcaster Matt Walsh says a lot of tech sector jobs are just "adult day care for women"
Walsh says that some women who left the tech industry
"are still working, quote, unquote, somewhere in some capacity. They're just wasting some other employer's time in some other fake job."Matt Stoller @matthewstoller.bsky.... • 2mo
Being smeared as a sexist for expressing populist views brings me back. Makes me feel young again.
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I don't even think you can say the misogyny is subtextual at this point. It's just the text
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Graham Platner represents a rejection of Dem HR lady politics
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How would you define "HR lady politics"?
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Corporate tyranny through a feminized lens
6:54 PM • Jun 5, 2026Charlie Kirk lays out the
"hyper-feminization" of modern corporate America to Tucker Carlson.THE RECOUNT
Fox News' Jesse Watters:
"When you sit behind a screen all day, it makes you a woman.
Studies have shown this""
The Recount
Tue, April 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM PDT • 1 min read
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Know-Nothing-ism resurgent. Purposeful ignorance and righteous denial of complexity as virtues. This is what Abughazaleh and people like her are trying to bring to government. Just a bunch of Instagram Reels and "mutual aid" links. If you call an issue nuanced you are stupid and/or Satan.
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Calliope @calliope5431.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*Slow Poison* has far too much whitewashing, and dismissing Idi Amin's pro-Hitler and pro-Holocaust statements as "buffoonery" is the sort of grace that would (justifiably) never be extended to Elon Musk. And despite his many heinous crimes, Elon Musk at least has not eaten anyone.
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Very funny that people have been complaining about how the MCU assigns homework, and Nolan makes and Odyssey that expects that you have read the Aeneid.
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The discourse is broken @brokendiscourse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
OK, this is a particular lane of slopulism that I’m passionate about, and it’s actually really dumb and bad and doesn’t understand how groceries work at all.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
it would be pretty weird if Emily Wilson and Christopher Nolan, who have wildly different skillsets, backgrounds, goals, and media, interpreted the same source text in the same way
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 23/07/2026
Hi, vernacular architectural historian here! So what’s happened here is basically yeah that’s a gate to hell
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is an absolutely insane way to understand American politics and seeks to be quite common on here
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today I learned that “weird” (or “wyrd”) used to mean “fate” or “destiny.” It came to mean strange because Shakespeare named his three fates “the weird sisters.” (Learned this from Paul Campos at Lawyers, Guns & Money today) It’s always Shakespeare.
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 14/07/2026
The ad said fire sale
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 10/07/2026
i don't like to pick fights on the internet. but i also don't like the tendency i've seen on here to whitewash what was actually said on 10/8. here, for instance, is what the people's forum had to say about 10/7: that it was heroic, liberatory, righteous.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The central question of the Epstein files is: Conspiracy to do what? A lot of people want to infer that it was a conspiracy to run the world, but the evidence suggests it was a conspiracy to keep the party going.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
mods are asleep post illegal scooby gang member "Mike" who was cut out before the show began
Scooby Doo concept art featuring the extra character Mike who looks like a groovy mod character
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Aesop: I TOLD YOU
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ouch.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Larry is helping and I will not hear a word said otherwise.
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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Look, while I may not like Hasan, I grant that there is a reasonable discussion to be had about the role he plays and the work he does. The same cannot be said of Mike from PA. That dude is an absolute dirtbag.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
its a shame we don't have a real President for America's 250th, could have been fun, but we have a narcissistic clown President who seems to think the founding of America and it lasting 250 years is all his doing
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Throwaway1000.bsky.social @throwaway1000.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have the mumps. Why the fuck do i have the mumps? This is hell.
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