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Mike M

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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ed Sheeran in an ice bath waiting for instructions from Robert Kraft
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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letithappenalreadymama @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have so much respect for these seven young men. i wish i knew their names, this took so much courage, they barely knew their teammate, he was new but they knew he was struggling all week with the heat. this thread:
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds
The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around 'free speech' and 'cancel culture': whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship. When Macklemore is dropped at the behest of the billionaire stadium owner Robert Kraft, it's an exercise of the freedom of businesses to 'demonstrate their values' by deciding whom to platform. But when Ed Sheeran's fans decide not to buy tickets to his performances, or even demand refunds, it's bullying, mob behaviour. Since most people are not billionaires and do not own stadiums, they can exercise meaningful power only collectively. The collective exercise of power must therefore be demonised.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The CPC are gonna run the ugliest campaign against EU association you've ever seen. Real convoy shit. AI slop of migrant boats swarming Newfoundland. Alberta freaks will claim the EU will turn their pipelines gay and Danielle Smith will say parents have legitimate questions about the gay pipelines
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Chemmy @f29.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They definitely did, there’s no way anyone working with athletes in 2026 hasn’t been briefed on denying water being “physical abuse”. You can get fired for that even if nothing happens to anyone.
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Mike M @theycallmemorty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lmao how much did this guy pay for a PR team to provide this absolute turd burger?
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ryan "UnionToTuple" Cavanaugh @searyanc.dev · 08/09/2026
Timeline synchronicity
Someone posting the picture of Elizabeth Holmes and then the next reply is someone saying "jesus christ stop showing me that picture of elizabeth holmes"
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Jonathan Jarry @jonathanjarry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nathan Fielder’s latest has arrived, and I can’t wait to see it. Based on this review, possibly another notch in my “they’re not lying; they’re seriously delusional” belt, right next to Mercola. variety.com/2026/film/re...
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‘You Can See Everything’ Review: Nathan Fielder’s Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Is a Shameless, Fascinating, Reality-TV-Eats-Its-Tale Look at Entitled Duplicity
It's a reality-TV-as-hangout-movie portrait of the Theranos fraudster, which is Fielder's way to ask: What makes someone like Elizabeth Holmes tick?
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In the same way ppl eventually caught on that gamergate was just an excuse to harass women, it's high time people realized that when guys are anti-trans while claiming they're looking out for women's sports, it's really just so they can humiliate and belittle women.
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Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
Joe Sheehan: This trade is a microcosm of the real problem MLB has faced for decades. It’s not about haves and have-nots, but wants and want-nots. The Dodgers, and teams like them, want to win more than teams like the Tigers do, so they go out and acquire the Tigers’ best pitcher. MLB has built an entire labor strategy and media campaign around demonizing the Dodgers, when in fact it’s the Tigers who are wrecking baseball. You have to be through the looking glass to think the sport’s problem is the team that’s trying to win rather than the team that’s trading Tarik Skubal while sitting 2 1/2 games out of a playoff spot.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All the Fauci stuff is a modern day version of the POW/MIA stuff after Vietnam - a way to try to rewrite the history of a huge failure of conservative ideology to be instead a story about how liberals and foreigners stabbed us in the back.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The wonderful series "Jet Lag: The Game" featured Canada for its first time ever and the entirety of the Canadian content was spent showcasing our nation at our best and most visually stunning: a one-block radius of downtown Windsor, Ontario on a grey day in early March
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bluesky during England-Argentina
Krusty the Clown pointing at the Falkland Islands
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Mike M @theycallmemorty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@matttomic.bsky.social did anyone send you the Tungsten Arm O'Doyle quiz someone did on Learned League? learnedleague.com/oneday.php?7...
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LL One-Day Special: Tungsten Arm O'Doyle
The Greatest Trivia League in All the Land.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This fucking guy. He makes it all look so easy. We simply just have to find a bunch of him
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Mike M @theycallmemorty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@johncullen.bsky.social this you? www.learnedleague.com/profiles.php...
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LL Profile: CullenJ
The Greatest Trivia League in All the Land.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Look if you think it’s fine for Trump to corruptly get a red card revoked (or “suspended”) bc FIFA is already corrupt, maybe you understand the MAGA mindset better than you think. “All politicians are corrupt so it’s ok for Trump to be corrupt” is a very common maga rationalization
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/06/2026
the entire conservative media apparatus was born out of a conviction that what happened to Nixon should never again happen to a Republican president and it worked and they now feel comfortable enough to admit it
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 18/06/2026
It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
MITCH MARNER IN THE 2026 PLAYOFFS In games where Vegas is facing elimination: 🤮 0 G / 0 A / 0 P 🤮 In Game 7s: 🤢 0 G / 0 A / 0 P 🤢 Did the Leafs dodge a bullet? 🤔💭
MITCH MARNER: PLAYOFF FRAUD?
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Sean Gentille @seangentille.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
landed in Vegas, and you bet your ass this guy was up before the plane got to the gate
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
An elongated sitting bench with Colonel Sanders head in the middle of it, his arms and feet appearing at end end
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
On October 24, 2024, Beff Jezos on Twitter wrote: "All the really smart moderates I know in tech are secretly rooting for Trump to win behind closed doors.

Gap between stated and revealed preference in this election will be huge."On May 22, 2026, Beff Jezos wrote: "and contributing to foundational AI + computing technologies for the United States for the past ~ 10 years.

Feels like robbing top and technologists like me of the opportunity to achieve the American Dream."

They are replying to a new Dept. of Homeland Security rule that says legal immigrants have to return to their home country to apply for a green card.
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Mike M @theycallmemorty.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The opposite of neurodivergent is neuroconvergent
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shortstop goes to turn two but the first baseman was already headed to the dugout beacuse he thought there were three outs
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
MOTHER'S DAY CARD: to my protector, my champion, my best friend, I love you unreservedly FATHER'S DAY CARD: hey old man!! Have a fuckin' beer you old fat bozo ahhhHHh I'm just messin' with ya
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 09/05/2026
Jeez, things are not great inside Google www.linkedin.com/posts/amshal...
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Today was my last day at Google. I have made a conscious choice of leaving for better. I am looking forward to spending more time with my kids, family and friends. I am looking forward to not yelling at my kiddo when he comes into my office because I am still busy until 7 PM due to some broken shit. Because we no longer have a sensible software engineering process and everything is rushed.
I am also looking forward to sleeping through the night without getting paged at 2 AM! Why and for what you ask? Because a job that, I kid you not, literally needed 2 CPUs and 20GB of RAM could not start for some time. It was starved for 2 CPUs, when God knows how many hours of CPU and RAM resources are going into GenAl! I had to get up to get an emergency loan and ensure the job runs fine. And then not be able to go back to sleep until 5-6AM.
Furthermore, I am looking forward to thinking for myself and gaining some autonomy, rather than taking product and technical decisions made up by higher-ups and executives (who are probably using Al for those decisions) and feeding them to Al to generate garbage. This has become absolutely meaningless to me very quickly over the past year. I don't want to be just another execution arm for someone else.
Trust me, I am not against Al. Heck, I have a masters in Al. I use a lot of GenAl myself, but work has lost all meaning to me. This GenAl stuff and the way it is changing software engineering creative process might be cool and fun to someone without a computer science or software engineering background. It might give them a sugar high, making them think they have superpowers now, but I find absolutely no joy in it. Needless to say, the use of Al where it should not be used is reaching new levels of absurdity.
I want to go back to "basics" and think. I invite you to do that as well.
With that, cheers to a better tomorrow. Better for humans, not Al freaking agents!.
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Sean McIndoe @downgoesbrown.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Analyst: Watch this replay. (Player crosschecks a guy.) Analyst: See that one’s OK. (Same crosscheck.) Analyst: No problem there. (Same crosscheck.) Analyst: Just good hockey. (Same crosscheck.) Analyst: Love it. (Same crosscheck, ref calls it.) Analyst: You just can’t do that!
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Mike M @theycallmemorty.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@adamchase.bsky.social do you play learned league?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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Chemmy @f29.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If we banned the worst 5% of drivers from using the highway during rush hour there’d probably be no traffic.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
An SNL episode hosted by Jack Black & Jack White was firmly straddling my borderline of "that's stupid" vs. "OK that's good" but then I saw the clip of Jack Black ending his monologue with "we've got a great show stick around we'll be White/Black" and I had to begrudgingly move it into "that's good"
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It is telling of American self conception that Pearl Harbor is universally regarded as an underhanded, wicked and unjustifiable crime against the rules of war while our surprise attack on Iran is just a smart strategy we naturally employed to defeat a vile foe
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
30 years ago tonight:
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Poll of Republicans: “Should we blow up small Iranian schoolchildren?” No: 89% Yes: 5% Not Sure: 11% “President Donald Trump says we should blow up small Iranian schoolchildren. Do you agree?” Yes: 74% Very Yes: 12% No: 6% Not Sure: 7%
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Adam Smith @adamndsmith.com · 04/03/2026
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The NYT style guide
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 02/03/2026
Uh no...we definitely realize it.
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."
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Steve Postman 🇨🇦 @steve1970peng.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Eisenhower
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
right wing pastors are screaming, crying, throwing up because John Piper posted a Bible verse on the everything app.
Sean Feucht: Never imagined a theologian I once looked up to would became (sic) so unblievably WOKE while weaponizing scripture to justify the illegal invasion of a sovereign nation.

He's QT'ing John Piper, who's quoting Leviticus 19:34: "You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt; I am the Lord your God."Dale Partridge: "I love Dr. Piper, but this folly must stop. To correlate these instructions to Israel with the circumstances facing America is simply irresponsibile theology. Israel was never expected to allow such a number of foreigners that" blah blah blah Jamie Bambrick: "Me lookfor where this verse says we need to lose billions in welfare fraud and let" blah blah blah Brandon Lansdown: blah blah blah, who cares.
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