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Scotty Ray

@theterminizer.bsky.social
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all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic

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its borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 20h
humanity's oldest storage technology is the humble yet practical Heap
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 3h
George Adam Gaydude III at the country club in 2026 hoping nobody finds out his dirty little secret.
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 3h
And you didn't invite me??
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 3h
Me and the boys were gonna lift heavy stuff awkwardly and injure something that will keep hurting for a month or two if you wanted to join
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 4h
2 turntables and a microphone? In this economy?
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Amazon Basics Toyota Corolla
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 18h
Cate Blanchett mowing down the heart of the order
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 19h
this man is about to arrange the fuck outta the horn section for a Steely Dan track
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 19h
I know and understand that nobody is rooting for the Dodgers, but imagine this: sad Braves fans
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 19h
I don't love it but I do enjoy trying to get better at it. It's actually not my worst soldering job of all time because now I have to open up another guitar and fix what I screwed up a while back
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h
That would come in very handy! I'm always coming up one hand short and trying to balance things in pliers
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah, I've definitely thought about those but I'm cheap and I've already got the electronics. Too bad they don't have tele deluxe or I might consider that if I end up building the one I'm coveting
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h
Oh, I also did that horrible shielding tape job hoping to turn it into less of a radio antenna
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 20h
I swapped out my Assmaster's 1 meg pots for 500k and the shrill ice pickiness is almost completely gone without muddying the tone. Shoulda done this a long time ago. Now I'm gonna take it in for a fret dress because I'm murder on frets (and beg him not to look under the pickguard)
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h
The bigger the globs, the better the sound
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 22h
The reviews are pouring in! "The worst soldering job of all time" -Guitar Player Magazine "I envy the dead" -Popular Mechanics "An affront to God and creation" -The Watchtower
Closeup on the body of a sunburst Fender Jazzmaster, its pickguard removed and its guts hanging loosely and askew, the cavity haphazardly covered in copper tapeSame Jazzmaster, now with its red tortoise shell pickguard back on
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎶 Despite all your waves I am still in a faraday cage
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WWF
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be
The Half Assed Approach To Foundation Repair (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@trustedreveler.bsky.social
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude is selling his for a screaming deal ($600) so I should probably just go buy it and then figure it out 😅
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohh, I think you're right - it's the Classic Series '72 Deluxe which it seems does have regular HBs in a WRHB body. Would still need an appropriately sized pickguard, but that's encouraging for the cavity depth 🤔
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I suspected you might have an opinion! Fender wide range humbuckers are larger than regular HBs, and the cavity might also not be deep enough
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deep fried soup skin
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here we go again
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🗣️ WELL THE EARTH DIED SCREAMING WHILE I LAY DREAMING
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or I just buy the stock Tele Deluxe someone's selling locally, get my luthier bandmate to route the body for P90s, and buy a new pickguard. Much to consider
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bobby Hill Meditates in King Of The Hill
Alt: Bobby Hill Meditates in King Of The Hill
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have found the guitar I need and there are none for sale on the entire internet. I am now employing "The Secret" to mentally manifest one into existence
A Fender Telecaster Deluxe Black Dove, a black Telecaster body with a black on white Deluxe style pickguard and two black P90 pickups (that part is very important!) and the Strat-style maple Tele Deluxe neck. Why can't I find one of these anywhere??
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man invented a whole ass word
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
happy 10/4 good buddies
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As well you should! If nothing else, you were my emotional support in those rough early weeks and months
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I actually learned Access (and vlookup, the function I built my career on) at my pre-state corpo job. I learned R during covid though, and now I converted my whole department to it and I swear by it
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Work. In school we used SPSS and all the work was analyzing single data sets
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Microsoft Access 🤮
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Marge and Homer in bed. Homer says, "Aw, honey, I've always liked your art.
Your paintings look like the things they look like."
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At this point it feels like standing on the shore trying to stop the waves. It's everywhere now and most people think it looks fine or don't even recognize the artificiality. You point out it's AI and they didn't even realize because someone else made it for them and they can't see the obvious signs
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They all look the fucking same, the same dark brown weathered look with the same smooth cartoon clipart iconography completely devoid of humanity and soul that says "there is nothing original about me"
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a not famous performing artist, I often can't control what my name gets put on and I hate having to share that crap so much and I constantly have to fight saying "hey, this looks like garbage and I will not allow it to represent me" at the risk of ruining relationships and opportunities
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard of male models but this is ridiculous!
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have got to partner with that son of a bitch
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[dresses like an offshore corporation]
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tax preparer who tells you to undress to your level of comfort
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Making an album of ambient music for massage therapists who work downtown, very tasteful horn honks and sirens and car alarms that blend in with the surrounding sounds
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not trying to brag, but I just aced my captcha
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would so much rather smash and mince. You get all the garlic and don't have to clean out all those tiny little holes
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, and get whichever pudding sounds best and put it in the fridge til it thickens
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