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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I have watched hundreds of episodes of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, and I have finally found it: the dish Guy Fieri liked the most. He is in heaven here. You can see in real-time Guy contemplating ending the show over this hot dog
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
no! NO!!
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
we are living through some dark times but i take comfort in knowing it must be crushing to see that the less people knew about you, the smarter they thought you were, and the more they now know about you, the dumber they think you are
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/03/2025
i love when the vibe of the country is “extreme fear”
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/03/2025
Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Musk is unilaterally wrecking the government from within and lining his own pockets. Get him out, terminate his access to all government systems. If you can't rally the public against a cartoonishly corrupt bond villain who's stealing from them in plain sight then get out of politics
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
freezing the account for Habitat. these are bad people; they deserve worse things than can be prudently enumerated in a public-facing place.
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 12/03/2025
Perhaps the most depressing part about the last couple of months is that every awful shitty thing that’s happening to this country is self-induced. People asked for this. None of it had to happen.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/03/2025
cnn headline that states "Pope Francis is improving and is no longer in ‘imminent danger,’ Vatican source says""i lived bitch" meme
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Trying to think who else deported people mysteriously to other countries on the basis of their religion or ethnicity or politics or whatever after arresting them in the night and disappearing them. I will have to think about it some more.
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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
older lib women are our strongest soldiers and I don’t have time for anyone who thinks otherwise
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/02/2025
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
White Lotus speaks to our deep modern need to see the rich suffer
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Gerrymandering at work: a moderate Dem who was on the J6 Committee gets replaced by a right wing defense contractor who abuses his mistress and gets bailed out by a US Attorney doing a Himmler speedrun.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
simply lol
post showing that elon's goons deleted govt lawyers westlaw accounts because they saw "Thomson Reuters" and thought it was for news
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Birthday shopping for my dad
A T shirt reading:

“I respect all people whether you're
TRANS straight gay bisexual
But if you are a FISH I will show no RESPECT
No MERCY
and No REMORSE I will pluck you from your homes and use your flesh to feed my family”
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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fredrin @fredrin.megatokyo.com · 19/02/2025
They cut Dolly Partons reading program...
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
one of the last things this pope is gonna have done in his life before he takes a ride on the great popemobile in the sky is tell jd vance he’s an idiot
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Merrick Garland, get everlasting diarrhea you dingbat
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/02/2025
it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 16/02/2025
Happy tenth birthday to a real one
Screenshot of original The Onion post with the famous Sickos comic, dated 16 February 2015Detail of the Sickos guy. Unshaven man leaning against a window from outside saying "yes... ha ha ha... yes!"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/02/2025
If you get the opportunity I really recommend hitting any Cybertruck drivers you see with a classic eye-contact thumbs down. So much more bang for your buck than flipping the bird
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/02/2025
it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’m going to need a 90 day Kelce family media blackout now
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/02/2025
It’s time
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/02/2025
Mahomes playing like he really was a Tuberville recruit
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
GO BIRDS
@AlexGangitano on X

Trump has left the Super Bowl, per the pool traveling with him.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Grimace but pronounced like Versace.
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Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It’s the shooter from Degrassi.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
happy super bowl to all
tweet by cj (@futurevictim_) from 2021:

“the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Shocking but hardly surprising that Fox Sports is putting Cleatus The NFL Robot front and center in its Super Bowl coverage despite his extremely well-documented actions on January 6. That's the country we live in now.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
It's a shame that Walz got tied to milquetoast Harris and then Dem Strategist'ed to death
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
There are a bunch of “that’s what they voted for” in the comments and I am once again reminding you that kids did not vote for anything. Kids cannot help having dipshit parents, and kids will be the ones suffering. I understand that excising empathy feels better but come ON, y’all.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
logging on
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/02/2025
if there's a silver lining to the next four years it's that we will probably see a J6er shot dead or re-arrested for pedophilia or belligerently resisting a DUI arrest every couple of days for the whole timespan
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Democrats need to make a website tracking all of the crimes committed by the January 6 freaks Trump pardoned
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