Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026might have been the funniest hurdle attempt I've ever seen 050
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It takes away one receiver at best. You can still just blast Reed et al on the other side 250
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Joey Porter Jr. isn't fixing all this crap by himself 2110
Reposted by Chris Perfettbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this stuff is catnip to bluesky’s hall monitors and they will never ever tell you what difference it makes other than you’re supposed to Look Serious 1735324
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026turning on ESPN and Eli Manning telling Jason Momoa that Blanka is his favorite character in Street Fighter and immediately turning the TV off 160
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you can't tell me one thing Matt LaFleur does here worth anything 170
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I must have missed the change to our societal structure where you random motherfuckers actually get power or say about transplants moving to cities now wait that's right you don't 150
Reposted by Chris Perfettironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026people keep saying "post the map" Listen to me very carefully you idiots I will never post the fucking map 2020620
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026still Chiefs Bullshit just kinda delayed Chiefs Bullshit 140
Reposted by Chris Perfettdevin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026crazy that a receiver in this game made a play this horrific and it wasn't xavier worthy 3283
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026any broadcaster: *sees a punch out* OMG IS THAT PEANUT TILLMAN????????????? 021
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026jesus christ they brought back Gemini Home Entertainment after three years and he went so hard, scariest shit yet 001
Reposted by Chris PerfettJack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...docs.google.comTrue Imperial Japan ExperienceTrue Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi... 361149301
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I appreciate Fire Emblem trying to switch things up but I'm not sure if more of the dog bum dungeons from Echoes was the right way to go Japan is a nation that loves Wizardry yet when it comes time to put dungeons in video games that aren't crawlers they make the most atrocious slop possible 100
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026aight well I'm just gonna play Fire Emblem if it's alright with you guys 2140
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's 2022 and the Lions need DBs It's 2023 and the Lions need DBs It's 2024 and the Lions need DBs It's 2025 and the Lions need DBs It's 2026 and the Lions need DBs It's 2027 and the Lions need DBs It's 3076 and the Lions need DBs It's 4444000535 and the Lions n 2408
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yeah I’m doing that too big whoop ok like come thru we’ll smoke some George Lucas and talk lizard people or whatever you want 010
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Carson Wentz did what to the Packers I’m sorry what 180
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don't wanna even post "that's fucking football" because spiritually it was not 2211
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026elation straight into the dark realization this isn't over and I have to watch more 1131
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026that Hutch sack should have been it but sure. okay. whatever. 1130
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm hearing that Kendre Miller was tasked with solo blocking Aidan Hutchinson, I wonder how that ended 040
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every yard of this drive has been Jahmyr Gibbs or a penalty lol 1110
Reposted by Chris Perfettmax turnbull @max.please.rest · 13/09/2026"you should read dungeon crawler carl" bro i was raised on .hack// you need to back the fuck up 236094
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026it's week 1 but just like last year it's an uneven offense and no DBs so I can only grade this Lions game now as a "Man," 0140
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's always an incomplete forward pass, it's never grounding, and 50 percent of the time it's pass interference...every time 2150
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/202650 games. 50 touchdowns. Great draft pick now and forever 191
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ah the throat isn't used to this, gotta get the pipes back in order go loins 091
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026oh so we finally stop pretending like academics matter at all in college football and now nobody knows how to operate a clock anymore huh 050
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026yearly reading proxy.espn.com/espn/page2/s...proxy.espn.comThompson: Fear & Loathing in AmericaHunter S. Thompson predicts a 'guerilla warfare on a global scale' between the United States and the merciless fanatics responsible for the four plane crashes Tuesday. 120
Reposted by Chris PerfettGot CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Who can stop this Rams superteam? The reigning mvp, one of the best young receivers in football, and they’ve added Myles Garrett and Trent McDuffie to the mix. It might be over the lea- Nick Bosa: FOR CHAAAAARLIEEEEEE RAAAAAHHHHHHH 1284
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Rams just look like they really don't care about this one at all. I get it. 050
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The reason you can't hear Noah Eagle over the crowd noise is because of the time difference 140
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Looking at my dumb ass taking AJ Brown in a half-PPR league 160
Reposted by Chris PerfettJohn Corn @johncorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Laser focused for his Week 1 matchup against Atlanta 💪 913215
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I just turned on this Netflix NFL broadcast and they're putting Goodell in a kangaroo hoodie and I have decided Rome must burn 060
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There's a lot of contenders for my favorite story of the week, a lot involving Michigan or LSU really, but this one - Benjamin Burnley AI vibe coding a FPS mod that only works on Fallout 4 SE and not the original, getting shit on on Nexus and crying about it on stage - dunno if any will top this 120
Reposted by Chris PerfettRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 08/09/2026any time i see anyone post something like "caring is punk rock" or whatever all i can think about is 225152
Reposted by Chris Perfettben @vtben.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Michigan fans storming the field after a Hail Mary win over a directional school is some of the most pathetic shit I've seen in a while. Have some shame losers. 3517
Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026an honorless ref job if there ever was one. Shame and disgrace. Kalamazoo was going to do drugs you've only ever heard of on Law & Order SVU episodes. You denied me that. 0202