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Chris Perfett

@perfett.bsky.social
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News Anchor @ Fox Sports Radio. Formerly 10 years @ SB Nation podcasting the Detroit Lions. USC Annenberg alum. "Go Loins." Ask me about my very big cat. Thinking too much about TTRPGs

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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 15m
So. Ace Combat 8 is pretty good I guess
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the cutlets are coming from Providence now
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
might have been the funniest hurdle attempt I've ever seen
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It takes away one receiver at best. You can still just blast Reed et al on the other side
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Joey Porter Jr. isn't fixing all this crap by himself
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this stuff is catnip to bluesky’s hall monitors and they will never ever tell you what difference it makes other than you’re supposed to Look Serious
The "iced coffee at an interview" thing is driving me insane because apparently it's lost cultural knowledge that you're not supposed to be eating or drinking when conducting a certain level of serious business with another person.
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
turning on ESPN and Eli Manning telling Jason Momoa that Blanka is his favorite character in Street Fighter and immediately turning the TV off
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you can't tell me one thing Matt LaFleur does here worth anything
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Edna Valley is pretty cool and the wines slap
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I must have missed the change to our societal structure where you random motherfuckers actually get power or say about transplants moving to cities now wait that's right you don't
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
people keep saying "post the map" Listen to me very carefully you idiots I will never post the fucking map
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
still Chiefs Bullshit just kinda delayed Chiefs Bullshit
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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
crazy that a receiver in this game made a play this horrific and it wasn't xavier worthy
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
any broadcaster: *sees a punch out* OMG IS THAT PEANUT TILLMAN?????????????
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
jesus christ they brought back Gemini Home Entertainment after three years and he went so hard, scariest shit yet
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 19/09/2026
horse powder & @JuliusIrvington
in Britain Arby's is called Arbies and their slogan is
"we've the meats"
6:09 PM • Dec 23, 2016
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sure thing, Fire Emblem
screenshot from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave. The main character speaking with Theodora. The two dialogue options are "Examine her outfit." and "Examine her feet."
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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True Imperial Japan Experience
True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I appreciate Fire Emblem trying to switch things up but I'm not sure if more of the dog bum dungeons from Echoes was the right way to go Japan is a nation that loves Wizardry yet when it comes time to put dungeons in video games that aren't crawlers they make the most atrocious slop possible
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
aight well I'm just gonna play Fire Emblem if it's alright with you guys
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's 2022 and the Lions need DBs It's 2023 and the Lions need DBs It's 2024 and the Lions need DBs It's 2025 and the Lions need DBs It's 2026 and the Lions need DBs It's 2027 and the Lions need DBs It's 3076 and the Lions need DBs It's 4444000535 and the Lions n
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah I’m doing that too big whoop ok like come thru we’ll smoke some George Lucas and talk lizard people or whatever you want
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Carson Wentz did what to the Packers I’m sorry what
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't wanna even post "that's fucking football" because spiritually it was not
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
elation straight into the dark realization this isn't over and I have to watch more
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
that Hutch sack should have been it but sure. okay. whatever.
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm hearing that Kendre Miller was tasked with solo blocking Aidan Hutchinson, I wonder how that ended
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every yard of this drive has been Jahmyr Gibbs or a penalty lol
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max turnbull @max.please.rest · 13/09/2026
"you should read dungeon crawler carl" bro i was raised on .hack// you need to back the fuck up
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's week 1 but just like last year it's an uneven offense and no DBs so I can only grade this Lions game now as a "Man,"
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like football again
Amon Ra St. Brown praise the sun
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's always an incomplete forward pass, it's never grounding, and 50 percent of the time it's pass interference...every time
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
50 games. 50 touchdowns. Great draft pick now and forever
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ah the throat isn't used to this, gotta get the pipes back in order go loins
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh so we finally stop pretending like academics matter at all in college football and now nobody knows how to operate a clock anymore huh
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yearly reading proxy.espn.com/espn/page2/s...
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Thompson: Fear & Loathing in America
Hunter S. Thompson predicts a 'guerilla warfare on a global scale' between the United States and the merciless fanatics responsible for the four plane crashes Tuesday.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
future victim @TOS_Violator
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who can stop this Rams superteam? The reigning mvp, one of the best young receivers in football, and they’ve added Myles Garrett and Trent McDuffie to the mix. It might be over the lea- Nick Bosa: FOR CHAAAAARLIEEEEEE RAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rams just look like they really don't care about this one at all. I get it.
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The reason you can't hear Noah Eagle over the crowd noise is because of the time difference
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Looking at my dumb ass taking AJ Brown in a half-PPR league
Wait a minute how did this happen? We're smarter than this.
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John Corn @johncorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Laser focused for his Week 1 matchup against Atlanta 💪
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just turned on this Netflix NFL broadcast and they're putting Goodell in a kangaroo hoodie and I have decided Rome must burn
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's a lot of contenders for my favorite story of the week, a lot involving Michigan or LSU really, but this one - Benjamin Burnley AI vibe coding a FPS mod that only works on Fallout 4 SE and not the original, getting shit on on Nexus and crying about it on stage - dunno if any will top this
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
any time i see anyone post something like "caring is punk rock" or whatever all i can think about is
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redpancho @redpancho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan fans storming the field after a Hail Mary win over a directional school is some of the most pathetic shit I've seen in a while. Have some shame losers.
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
an honorless ref job if there ever was one. Shame and disgrace. Kalamazoo was going to do drugs you've only ever heard of on Law & Order SVU episodes. You denied me that.
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
crime
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
westrun boncos futbawl
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