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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 1h

If political ads have taught me anything, it's that you never vote for the candidate that they show black and white clips of.

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Oh man, I forgot the salt.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 3h

Sorry I voiced my suspicion to your friends that Bernie Brewer would be a selfish and inconsiderate lover.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 5h

My biggest problems with church? Not enough strippers, not enough beer.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 17h

Unlikely, yet feels correct.

Picture of blonde & toothy Alix Earle is captioned with the headline: "Alix Earle says she's 'never read a book."

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I will pay $87.69 to anyone who kills Liberty Biberty.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 16h

Blaming any time I ever oversleep on "the corporations."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 16h

I believe someone just blocked me over Stevie Nicks being vastly overrated.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

If I’m the one who picked up the food from the drive-through, I’m eating from everyone’s fries on the way home. I will try to be fair about it, but you must remember it is an art not a science.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 17h

Sci-fi fans should know that the real "Quantum Leap" is when you accept Him as your savior.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 17h

This book of fairy tales got me straight cravin' that porridge.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 18h

Mythbusters, but it's about religion.

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Having a mirror on your ceiling is kind of cool until you try to do cocaine off of it.

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This one is a prissy, catty bitch.

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was thinking about making fun of a Toto song but some guy who works at a guitar shop appeared out of nowhere to tell me that "those guys were really great musicians.'

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While an endearing children’s book character, Amelia Bedelia was spectacularly bad at blow jobs.

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Much like matter and antimatter in a Star Trek engine room, the ratio of pumpkin to spice must be carefully maintained.

House of Pain: Jump Around! Me: Not in these shoes.

Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*talking to random child at the grocery store* One day you will come to realize that you don't actually hate Fleetwood Mac, you just hate Stevie Nicks. This is both normal and healthy.

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Ground control to Captain Ron

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026

How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A bra is a hairband for tits

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'd like babies more if they tasted better.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Biplanes are the most sexually adventurous of the aircraft.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Invented a time machine to go back and kill baby Hitler, but I ended up using it on a really bad hangover instead.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Making homemade A1 sauce by mixing vinegar and motor oil.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Since everything is bigger in Texas, there should be no microfiber cloths there.

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Walked into my bathroom and Kevin Hart came up through the toilet to tell me about DraftKings.

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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can't help but think that Veterans Day would be a bigger holiday if it involved more chocolate rabbits.

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'Michael McDonald jizzed in my mom' is the new dead baby shoes suck it Hemingway

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If political ads have taught me anything, it's that you never vote for the candidate that they show black and white clips of.

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thigh gap is what I call the time between eating pieces of chicken

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Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'll have the *looks left and right* Rembrandt Pussyhorse.

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reverse missionary aka I get on top and hail satan

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Having a mirror on your ceiling is pretty cool if you live inside an Eagles song.

That shit is food. A talisman shouldn't be edible.

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BEST SPIKE LEE MOVIES: 1. Do The Right Thing 2. Mo' Better Blues 3. Less Better Blues 4. Blues Better Best 5. Kill Whitey

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 28/09/2026

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McDonalds drive thru has a sign that says its now hiring great leaders, so I guess Optimus Prime's death really has affected us all.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document

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It's still fascinating to me that Mould already looked like a white middle-aged man when he was 27.

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Having a mirror on your ceiling is kind of cool until you try to do cocaine off of it.

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