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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

At the grocery store and I have never felt more like a target market.

Fat Boy ice cream sandwiches in the frozen food section of Giant.

Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't know who Romi Bean is, but she looks like she wants to tell you about the "spiritual book club" that she's part of that is definitely not a cult.

Sportcaster/journalist Romi Bean appears to be pretty with dark features but has shockingly white teeth and crazy eyes.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What the heck was Netanyahu protesting? And what was Susan Sarandon doing there? I mean... *adjusting necktie* folks?

Headline says Susan Sarandon and the annoying woman from Hacks were "arrested during Benjamin Netanyahu protest."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"That fiddler is BACK on the roof again!'

Jason Lee in Mallrats, preoccupied with a little kid who is sitting down on the escalator.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

AI is bad and evil... Except when I use it for stuff like this.

AI image of Gandalf wielding a mop in battle.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

*balloon drop, mariachi horns* WE DID IT!!!

Headline: "Pennsylvania reports 1st measles death in 35 years."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This, but it's me explaining why Ratt is better than Poison.

The opening monologue from Patton, George C. Scott in front of the American flag.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Great work here by Attorney General Arthur Fonzarelli.

Headline: "Florida attorney general threatens charges after Cunningham is fouled in WNBA game"

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

To the Nation of Domination entrance music in 90's WWE:

Chyron on tv screen reads: "Investigation of Defecation"

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

2002: My 26th birthday. Without sounding arrogant, my mid-late 20's was the most handsome period of my life.

Young man (me) with light brown hair and a beard wearing a blue Toronto Maple Leafs jersey with a birthday cake in front of him.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Unsettling to look at Facebook and see your old apartment on fire. Like, "Holy shit- that was my living room!"

Post from Facebook showing fire crews fighting a blaze in the Scranton area.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

That's not even close to the right treatment for Parkinson's. She should get a new doctor.

Picture of Carly Simon with the PBS headline: "Carly Simon diagnosed with Parkinson's disease, treated for skin cancer."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

More associates of Jeffrey Epstein revealed:

The Howell's-- Thurston and Lovey-- from Gilligan's Island.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Me, to the rest of Bluesky, after posting another Jack White joke:

Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, on the witness stand saying "You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Was at the store and found this jar of my favorite British STD.

Top view of a plastic container of PUB CHEESE

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I categorically deny your assertion that this is a cup. If you try to pour Hi-C into it, it will splash everywhere.

Some soccer player holding up the world cup trophy.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

For "Living Man With Worst Breath."

Picture of farmer guy with huge bulb of garlic. Headline reads: "Nearly 4-pound garlic bulb lands English gardener another world record."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

New from Monster: Kid Rock's Jizz™ flavor.

Obnoxiously red white and blue can of Monster "Ultra Red White and Blue Razz"

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Shit, man... I'm not even sure I believe in carbs and she's got this elaborate backstory worked out.

Headline reads: "Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was killed with a sword in a past life."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

That rascal Humpty Hump is up to his old tricks again!

Picture of a 40ish redhead woman with a HuffPost headline reading: "I Got Inseminated In a Burger King Bathroom Just Off Route 57."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Can't make it boys. Me and the gals from work are planning some-

Ad that was fed to me under a news article. Picture of 3 bikini-clad babes on a boat and it's captioned "Naughty Undergarments Fun."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Brisket Over Troubled Water

Headline reads: "Art Garfunkel & Paul Simon reunite for dinner" with picture of them playing together on stage.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If I ran a funeral home, I would hire Paige from WWE to hang out near the coffin at viewings so the corpse would look more alive by comparison.

WWE wrestler Paige. She has dark hair and is pretty, but she is very, very, very pale. Like, mad pale. Like, I'm pale-- but she looks like she's related to Casper.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Just glad they found love again.

Poster for 1985 movie "Murphy's Romance" starring Sally Field and James Garner.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Hey, everybody-- Nico says "hello."

Close-up of light brown and white guinea pig bashfully hiding half of her face inside her house. She is impossibly soft and sweet and her name is Nico and she is my pet.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

We're running out of jokes, Danny!

Tweet I posted in 2015 that "Smurf comics have a reputation for working blue."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Pan: the ancient Greek god of shepherds, the wild, and Jethro Tull.

Greek god Pan- half man, half goat- sits by a stream, playing his famous pan flute. No, this is not Zamfir. It's Pan.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Excited to see Olivia Rodrigo has gotten into Pentagram! Hoping her next album is as heavy as Day of Reckoning.

Olivia Rodrigo with Robert Smith of the Cure, except the lighting is bright, so Smith (who is very old) now looks like Bobby Liebling from the proto-metal band Pentagram, who is even older.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Holy shit- Joe Negri was a fox.

CBS News headline "Joe Negri, known as Mr. Rogers' Handyman, dies at 99" with a picture of an attractive blonde woman instead.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I love this stuff, but at a dollar a can, why am I not just drinking real pineapple juice? Is fizz that important?

Yellow can of Fanta pineapple soda, which I just discovered this week.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Ooh! Pain? Is it pain? I bet it's pain.

USA Today headline: "Gina Carano explains why she tapped out vs. Ronda Rousey so fast."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Can't believe this is Turtle from Entourage today.

John Travolta at Cannes rocking a beret and spectacles.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Found the Epstein suicide note.

Fake suicide note that reads: "NOT GUILTY! JEFFY SAY BYE BYE NOW. VOTE TRUMP - VOTE OFTEN."

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Dating a younger woman has done wonders for Bill Belichick's appearance.

Simone Biles and husband at the Kentucky Derby.

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