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Embedder of Little Gay People In Your Computer 👭💾 Transsexual Jihadist Menace created by a US State Department Thinktank Cis Woman Extraordinaire, Chairwoman Emeritus of AGP Industries, Inc.

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 8h
kabusaurus 🇲🇽 (@noble_bear) on twitter: "there’s this freshman i’m coaching for our robotics team and literally everything i say or do he writes it down on his tablet and then proceeds to look at me like this"

[A close-up photo of a tabby cat with a white chest looking directly at the camera. The cat has wide, attentive eyes and an open mouth, giving it a highly eager and expectant expression.]
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 7h
just wait for the second health bar to fill and the title change
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 9h
"thrift stores have all the heat" the heat:
Gay-mer shirt with a definition that I don't feel like typing out but it's bad omg
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 8h
sam altman's sister accused him of rape
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 7h
the real lesson here is that the US sucks lmao
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Priestess Alexis @alexis.bzky.team · 8h
HELP PIXEL OUT. IT IS IN DIRE NEED
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silly thing 🍰 @axolotlpillow.bsky.social · 14h
things are getting really really bad here . i need a lot of help please . i dont know when im going to see my mum again just please help i dont know what to do
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 8h
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
thank god. when i go through the airport and get harassed by the theatre of security agency for not wanting my picture to be taken like some sorta godless america-hating criminal, i want them to stand up, look me in the eye, and shake my hand before they fondle my balls. god bless america. #freedom
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
when u make a silly joke on this platform
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke!

Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway

Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY

By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 01/10/2026
Rather ironic that this proposed pipeline goes through places burnt to the fucking ground due to out of control forest fires.
Map of proposed route for new oil pipeline from Alberta to B.C. Coast.
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StaceyActually @socialistchi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ACHUAALLY!☝️🐶
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 01/10/2026
:)
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 29/09/2026
i’m not a fucking furry
Feck You @feckyerface.bsky.social • 8h
This is a lie but the sellout furry doesn't care
Skip, the Online Raccoon @badpos... • 20h let's be honest though, were LGBTQ+ kids ever protected against discrimination? no. biden didn't do shit. no american president has ever done anything to protect LGBTQ+ kids from hate.
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geri katz @gerikatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might as well light the Constitution on fire at this point.
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Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
*stares into the abyss*
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re calling this guy a terrorist btw bsky.app/profile/cwar...
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲 this guy
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 30/09/2026
destroying Greek life would be useful for stemming an entire mode of social reproduction which, as I must remind everyone, was born of the confederate south. Greek life prides itself on keeping the tradition of rape alive in more than one form. Sometimes literal.
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 30/09/2026
*shick
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Joker (Joaquin Phoenix): You Wouldn't Get It
ALT: Joker (Joaquin Phoenix): You Wouldn't Get It
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are nine electrical substations that, if destroyed, would send the U.S. into a total blackout for weeks. someone should probably fix that shit.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS.
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 30/09/2026
huge
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 30/09/2026
needs to be streamlined
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
Meme, showing superheroes looking at two fighter jets in the distance. The jets are indicated as "Vibe coders", while the superheroes are indicated as "Caffeine addicted autistic people". In the second panel of the meme, one superhero says to the other: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 29/09/2026
New: We obtained witness videos and surveillance footage showing ICE parking their cars, arresting an observer, and transferring detainees in parking lots across 4 of Chicago's police districts. Local officials have tried banning ICE from city property. But incidents in the lots keep stacking up:
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In plain sight: a year of ICE using Chicago police parking lots for its operations
Videos and witness testimony show immigration agents continue using Chicago police station parking lots despite a ban on their access to city property. Records obtained from the Civilian Office of Pol...
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 30/09/2026
REAL
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 30/09/2026
i read this as vibecoding and was so confused by the follow up 😭
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In 2018, Annalinda Martinez and her daughters became homeless. She went to Georgia's child welfare agency looking for help finding housing. Instead, the state took her children. Then DFCS began charging her for their foster care. Those bills eventually left her $13,000 in debt.
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Georgia removed her kids because she was homeless. The state is charging her $13,000 for foster care
Georgia is among several states that have moved away from charging parents for their kids' time in foster care. But parents who already owe money for past cases are still on the hook.
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meave (frown) @meave.nyc · 29/09/2026
@thesmallfarm.xyz sent me a friend’s home movie the other day of a beach trip to mawasi in 2008. it’s a bunch of guys making griddle bread and picnicking, the dunes are beautiful and empty, the beach wide and clear. it reminded me of a summer day on the central coast. now? a seething tent city
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
time is a flat circle
 Are Linux and Open Source Un-American?
Community
by Steve Coe
on February 21, 2001

Jim Allchin, Microsoft Windows operating system chief, was quoted in an article about open source last week. I advise any Linux user to go and read it if you haven't already, as it's great comedy material.

According to the hive mind of Microsoft, open source should be made illegal. There's no way around it, this is the bottom line. Want to write your own code and release it into the community? Congratulations, come with us Sir/Madam, we have this nice little grey room for you. Don't worry about the bars on the windows, they are there for our protection in case you somehow manage to write a graphics viewer or a Perl script to terrorize the world.

Ordinarily, a mere underling like Mr. Allchin wouldn't be taken too seriously, but Microsoft speaks with one voice, and we all know who he is channeling.

As a member of the Linux and Open Source communities, I am appalled and outraged by his comments and wish to respond. The article shows Microsoft is scared. Very scared. So, will they build a better product? Nah, to hell with it, they'll just get the government to outlaw the competition.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
A man charged with rape and sexual assault casually joking about consent at an official event with Trump White House officials.
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 29/09/2026
senior SWE III couldn't remember how to run a script so he had codex run it for him during a presentation
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USEDUNIVERSE @useduniverse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A24's 'Blastrooms'
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pic of a small dog where the snout has been modified to look like it’s very small. big eyes. dog is green and has antennae
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 29/09/2026
mmm batteries
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Not Part of the Story @exegetic.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The great thing about the Yakuza games is that with no outside information I can see a live action movie and go "oh that's Kuze"
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
pro tip: doing this makes you seem like a heterodox freethinking sigma and your bros will appoint you pack leader
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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Rasheed Abueideh - Now crowdfunding Dreams on a Pillow 🍉 @rasheedabueideh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Take 1 minute to see the destruction... which age we are living in!
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 28/09/2026
a diva needs beauty rest 😌
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some of yall are way too comfortable being abelist about president narcolepsy
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 28/09/2026
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He Can't Keep Getting Away With This!
ALT: He Can't Keep Getting Away With This!
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 28/09/2026
no but Charlie Daniels was
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 28/09/2026
cursed pond situation
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