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Priestess Alexis

@alexis.bzky.team
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i will see you there. Gnostic Priestess. For Residue ♋ Actual Priestess of Cancer 🦀 / ☀️Sylph of Light☀️ / 🧡 @axolotlpillowg3.bsky.social 🧡 / 💜🐍♾️ susiejax303.bsky.social / bimbo𐀏gender / bambi!! @priestessbambi.bsky.social / iconoclast / 🧿 / kassandra

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 9h
Puppy dog giving puppy dog eyes captioned "normalize sending me $40000; not exactly a joke."
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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 3h
nuzlocke run of tokimeki memorial where if you get rejected for a date even once by one of the girls, you're not allowed to voluntarily talk to her ever again and if she approaches you, you have to give the worst possible response every single time
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 3h
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 2h
🚨BREAKING: Georgia’s Republican-controlled election board invited the Department of Justice (DOJ) Thursday to declare the state’s voting system unlawful before the upcoming midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
GOP-controlled Georgia election board asks DOJ to declare state’s voting machines illegal
The request represents a major assault on the state's voting system by unelected state officials.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 8h
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Cmdr. Ascensia Lucina Juventas Vindicta @veronicajestress.bsky.social · 5h
Hey why is this post making me hard grok please explain
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✦CrossF✦ @crossf.bsky.social · 17h
Insecure teenagers were lining up to buy salvia from gas stations to have this exact same experience 10+ years ago
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0o0o000o0oo0.bsky.social @0o0o000o0oo0.bsky.social · 19h
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Priestess Alexis @alexis.bzky.team · 2h
cherish it
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2h
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
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Ambassador G'Kar🏳️‍🌈 @ambassadorgkar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=C3wB...
m.youtube.com
Batman and Ace | Kevin Conroy's Best Batman Moment
YouTube video by Jeffinitely Jeff
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Ambassador G'Kar🏳️‍🌈 @ambassadorgkar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For Batman Day, I present the best Batman scene ever:
Ace: "They were training me, turning me into a weapon 'for justice'. They got their weapon, I got cheated of my childhood"
Batman: "I know what that's like"
Ace: "You do, don't you?"
Ace: "You don't have to answer, I read your mind.  That's how I knew you weren't going to use Ms Waller's weapon on me"
Batman: "No, I wasn't"
Ace: "You were gonna try and talk me into fixing what I've changed..."
Ace: "before I die"
Batman: "Yes"
Ace: "I'm dying very soon"
Batman: "Yes, I'm sorry"
Ace: Would you stay with me?  I'm scared"
Batman sits with her and holds her hand
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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #171 Shoulda learned to rope n ride… (mon/tue/thurs/fri)
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DizzyTube🔞 @dizzytube.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alley Snails - Part 2/9 Someone sneaks up from behind them, knocking the girl to the ground. Her date, boldly, turns to confront the assailant, as the girl notices that they have been surrounded~
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Tempura Person (the OG) @tempura-person.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's that time of the year again! 🪩
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JuRam @juramg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what if... this but in the Ass? 🤔
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JuRam @juramg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
here is that part 2 (?)
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12Lolomalo @12lolomalo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Awesome party CLOWN!!! some balloons those must be.... (Toony clown tf for anon)
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Bonnymama7 @booniebaby6.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Free wand 🪄
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Nortuet @nortverse.com · 7h
Mansion Mystery - Part 1
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Fortune 🔜 GFM, MFF @fortunethebun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is funny, it really is. However. I don't think I have any "keep politics out of furry uwu" people following me, but if i do, you need to think about this. No amount of keeping it SFW is going to be enough for him. They will make your hobby political, and owning that is our only defense.
A tweet from Senator  Tommy Tuberville that reads "Just a few weeks ago at the 'Furry Migration' convention in Minneapolis, there was an 'aviation furs meet-up.'

Ask yourself...would you be comfortable with a MENTALLY ILL FURRY being your pilot?"
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Cay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s be real they’re using “furry” as a visibly queer subculture as a stand-in for queerness at large. Their goal has been to remove queer people from public life, and they’re testing different vectors to do so. Hence the all caps “MENTALLY ILL,” which is how they want to reclassify all queers
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Elzie Ruru 🗝️🩸✨ @lepuszeppelin.itch.io · 4h
that's it! i'm evoking my alternate form!
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𝖘𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖊 @sugarhole.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
drool for lube
redraw of flapper fanny, goth latex trans lady with ball gag in her mouth, her hands are restrained and she’s drooling on a magic wand 
text says “rubber tranny says: using a gag is clever rouge” 
drawn by me
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Chris @chrisbybikes.bsky.social · 7h
A cyclist was killed last night on Figueroa exactly where there was supposed to be a bike lane put in 11 years ago. Road Kill Gil Cedillo continues to take lives even in retirement.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 6h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 6h
Being bloodthirsty enough to sentence a human being to die, yet unwilling or unable to properly execute the execution due to incompetence and indifference is the most American thing I’ve ever heard, actually 🦅 🇺🇸
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yuri arc - ft. cacto @cactigang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wizard and her test Rabbit~
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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h
Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire
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beeef14 @bearfucker.bsky.social · 6h
i guess tech ppl have a culture of "take take take and never give back" and i think that sorta leeches into even ppl who i like and consider friends cuz it's a thing i've always noticed that ppl in the tech sector are just generally not very generous even when they receive generosity :/
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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 9h
good morning everybo- BOO!!! haha got you. i fucking got you. oh wait are you actually scared? oh my god you're shaking. do you need to sit down??
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Skunk Drone ID:N/A @justblankspace.bsky.social · 10h
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAA I DID IT I GOT THE IMMERSIVE THE HIGHER UPS CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT OCTOBER LUCK BABY LET'S GO!
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Annelise 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 8h
Kelly is kind of a special case because they've been Tobi for so long and I've tagged all their art with #tobi, but if I have to use a character's deadname, I'll just write it like ███████ I don't even know what Jackie's or Sky's prior name is. It'd feel rude to even think of one.
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sweet, frilly nonsense @meltyautumn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
cw// quad skunk nudity we've got our best mechanic on this one! her coveralls are just in the wash today, is all. happy #skunktember!! 🦨✨
a skunk-sized and skunk-shaped skunk girl works under a classic car with one of its tires removed. she's nude, exposing several little rows of tummy nipples, as well as private parts. mechanics' tools are scattered around her, including wrenches, impact wrenches, nuts, and shop towels. She calls out: 
"half-inch phillis head socket and a breaker bar. Or grope my tits. Either way, fill your hands, please."
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𝔐𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔪𝔬 @momamo.bsky.social · 8h
Oogtober 1: Pony Play
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Naitsade @naitsade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tools may be gone, and how it was done may be forgotten. But there's nothing stopping us from trying
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Naitsade @naitsade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Female Ogre model made from scratch in they style of classic wow. Regardless of looks, and regardless if you wouldn't play it or not, the sole purpose was to make a npc model that felt like it could have been in there all along
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Haze @hazeweasel.bsky.social · 10h
it's literally the only trap tile in the room, and you waltzed right into it, you klutz @nystre.bsky.social
4 Part Sequence of an extremely powerful fox and an extremely malleable cat thing that needs to be bullied. 

The fox recognizes that the cat thing is in dire need of being messed with, and grabs its shoulder, saying "Don't go that way!", prepared to save the silly cat creature from all other immediate fates that are not humiliating. 

The fox spins the deserving cat creature with extreme force. It is spun so fast that it takes the form of a tornado. I would stress that this is a temporary but real affect on its body, that for the moment, tornado is the only proper description for it. The fox yells in glee "This way is a lot more fun!" 

The tornado effect slows down, and the cat creature is now a tiny red-panda like bear creature known as Spinda. It is eternally dizzy, and clumsily, pathetically stumbles backwards without being able to control its movements. The fox warns it: "Oh yeah, watch out for traps.", but it continues to stumble backwards towards a tile with the emblem of a bubble. 

The spinda is trapped in a floating bubble as a result of stepping on the tile, and continues to stumble about, although the bubble merely rotates to accommodate the stumbling in place forever.
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I’m like a funnie kamgy @ryroo.bsky.social · 18h
Oh it’s time for me to do my Sept 30 -> Oct 1 post
Ana Faris in Smiley Face (2007) making a big ol baked smile at a glowing smiley face in the sky. Right after, the smiley face becomes a skull and she screams.
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♥️~CayleePadPix~♥️ (COMMs Open!) @padpixnsfw.bsky.social · 17h
These two plastic beach babes know how to get some attention! #nsfw #nsfwtwt #rule34 #art
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 9h
There have been a ton of surreal, critically acclaimed indie horror movies the past couple years. I loved a lot and thought a few were overrated. IT ENDS is better than almost all of them. Fantastic film with a great cast and premise. I loved it.
IT ENDS movie poster
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 9h
Made for no budget (the director got a fifty thousand dollar loan from a stranger in a poker game) but doesn’t look like it. The premise is four friends, wonderfully scripted and acted, take a wrong turn and just watch it already.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 9h
There are so many of these kind of greasy slow horror films right now and I love the genre, but this film is a hundred times better than something like The Passsenger. Recommended!
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Anna O. Law @unlawfulentries.bsky.social · 10h
“When you open it, the cutesy avatar asks for a name. Then it asks for total control of your Gmail, calendar and entire computer if you're on a Mac.” Fuck no.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
get the fun book ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun guaranteed to smell better than your phone
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Lily @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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⊹˚₊ kaimera ₊˚⊹ @wildkaiju.bsky.social · 17h
happy october 1st
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CorruptiveSpirit @corruptivespirit.bsky.social · 18h
CK3 IS COOKING
a series of escalating options about increasingly dire threats to control a 'puppet'
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Flux, Moon-Hexed Hound @hexhound.bsky.social · 9h
google search history revolving around becoming a puppet with a side order of foot worship
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 9h
Mechsplo community CK3 campaign when?
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