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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23h

yes when i think of the people in my life I've watched weep in despair for lack of affordable childcare options i think "urban, affluent voters"

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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026

The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.

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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...

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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)

Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Friday at last…

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Okay what is the point of a judicial branch at all if all you have to do to defy it is go "nuh uh." What are we doing here.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026

DoorDash has ripped off more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers. We’re making them pay $131.5 million — the largest worker settlement in City history. This is New York, where hard work pays and greed will cost you.

DoorDash messed up.
They repeatedly left more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers underpaid or paid late, causing them immense stress and financial difficulty.
That's unacceptable.
We've secured a $131.5M settlement from
DoorDash - the largest worker settlement in NYC history and largest delivery worker settlement in
American municipal history.
Every worker will be paid what they are owed, and every company will be forced to abide by the laws of this city.

LOGOS:
The OFFICE of the MAYOR of NYC
NYC Consumer and Worker Protection

Mayor Mamdani and Deliveristas representatives stand behind a podium.

Three delivery workers holding a giant fake check for $131.5M.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026

A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat

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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026

congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

management: it's been two hours why are we still in beta? programmers: hold on boss lemme ask claude about it:

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Bop Bop Bop Shoebody Bop: Dark Magic Ritual

ALT: Bop Bop Bop Shoebody Bop: Dark Magic Ritual

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Republicans know that too, but they also know this is something they can make Dems flinch and equivocate about, which makes them look overall weak and indecisive. They did it with immigration last cycle, they did it with gay marriage 20 years ago. The only way to win is to tell them to eat shit

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/09/2026

oh...this is bad

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

plausible deniability machine goes whirrrrrrr

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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Okay if those fuckos can't sandbox a computer program properly I definitely do not trust them to be even remotely responsible with basic lab discipline. Hope they hose themselves in a hilarious "Sand Won't Save You This Time"-type way before they can do any real damage

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Foxscotch @foxscot.ch · 19/09/2026

Alteration of the "STOP DOING MATH" meme, edited to the following:

STOP DOING SPECS

- SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STRICTLY DEFINED
- YEARS OF SPEC WRITING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for the AUGMENTED BACKUS-NAUR FORM
- Wanted to establish standards anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "MANPAGES"
- "The container of a navigable navigable is the navigable container whose content navigable is navigable" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Spec Authors have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RFCs & working groups we built for them
(This is REAL Spec, done by REAL Spec Authors):

[Screenshot of the introduction to Annex K of the ISO/IEC 9899:2024 working draft]
?????

[Screenshot of the purchase page for IEEE 802.11-2024, showing a price of $913]
???????

[Drawing of two carrier pigeons standing side by side]
?????????????????

"Hello I would like [photo of a clothespin-based DHCP implementation info page] IPs please"

They have played us for absolute fools

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I sorta soft-launched it, but I'm not going by Alex no more. I am Katie now.

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Björkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus @thephd.dev · 18/09/2026

God Help Me if I have to set up my own page for literally anything, it's why I can't even bring myself to get off of GitHub Pages. How the fuck am I gonna take on an entire part-time gig just to figure out how to not have my page scraped to oblivion and exceed ul/dl limits. Fuck, man.

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Björkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus @thephd.dev · 18/09/2026

These people literally are looting the entire commons for their bullshit and they don't respect anything or anyone and it's fucking awful. Everything needs enhanced security. Everything needs special firewall configuration. Everything needs Anubis or other stuff just to stay up. Future sucks, dawg.

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Björkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus @thephd.dev · 18/09/2026

Another thing AI has taken from me is just being able to use normal VPNs with a lot of services. So many crawlers use VPN and Datacenter IP addresses that even these work VPNs get ass-blasted by something as fundamental as the login page for this academic shit. I hate it here

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★🏳️‍🌈 KISMET 🏳️‍⚧️✧( 18+) @kiingkiismet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If yall need any more reason why Gen AI being used in place of real ppl is a Bad Thing and sends a different message: on an LGBTQ support site, they had real imgs of young teens and adults, but AI generated imgs of the elders. Surely, y’all see the problems with that and what message that sends.

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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026

The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:

Erin Redwing
@realizingerin
I went to an rationalist/EA Al doomer event last night with the goal of meeting someone who could calmly explain to me the argument for how they get to the conclusion that Al will kill everyone.
Because these are rationalists, I expected to find people who could lay out a serious extinction pathway, walk through the assumptions and intermediate steps, identify choke points where negative pathways could potentially be regulated, and entertain disagreement about where their assumptions might break down.
My experience was the exact opposite.
The people I spoke to seemed psychologically unable to entertain the possibility that their conclusion (that Al literally kills everyone, which was a point that many would not even budge on) might be wrong.
Their most extreme conclusion was treated as an axiom.
I had multiple people walk out of conversations with me when I questioned their inevitable extinction premise.
At one point during a panel, the moderator asked everyone in the audience who was still skeptical of Al doom to raise their hands. About half the room did. He then told all of the skeptics to leave the panel and go with one of the speakers, who would answer their questions separately. They filtered out all the skeptics, and continued the panel only with the subset who accepted their extreme position.
I genuinely felt like a heretic just for questioning whether superintelligent Al inevitably leads to the extinction of humanity, or entertaining the possibility that the future might actually turn out well.
That does not mean Al safety is fake. Obviously there are serious questions about rapidly advancing Al systems and what happens as they become much more capable. Those are exactly the conversations I went there hoping to have.
But what I encountered was an apocalyptic death cult. These people are not rational. They are deeply afraid, they reinforce that fear in one another, and they have become so emotionally committed to apocalypse

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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 15/09/2026

i lost a big swath of my #rustlang muties during The Great Sundering but if any of you people are interested i have a job description for ya in the bae area looks interesting but i am committed to being Never Californian so job-boards.greenhouse.io/intrinsicrob...

job-boards.greenhouse.io

Full Stack Software Engineer - Factory Orchestration

Mountain View, California

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 15/09/2026

It will always be 2016, the only thing that will change is the liberals’ scapegoat they blame for their underperformance. Bernie bros, the undecided movement, trans people, but never themselves and their dogbrained, seven-figure consultants who only know one trick: act like republicans.

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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

a reminder that more hillary clinton voters voted for john mccain than bernie voters voted for trump either time. just like how more democrats in florida in 2000 straight up voted for bush than voted for nader. the left are never the actual problem.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 15/09/2026

people are still going to be complaining about Bernie Bros while being chased through the bombed-out streets of New York by Anthropic hunter-killer drones

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Publicly deplatforming this artist and putting his career and his tourmate’s career in some jeopardy is just my way of inviting him to lunch.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Katie says "I'm going to take a selfie under harsh overhead lighting." She then says "I'm also gonna use a reeeeal unflattering focal length." Her selfie comes out looking predictably demonic. She screams "OH GOD! I objectively look like this!"

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 15/09/2026

blues: we are going to move right on trans issues because we have judged the votes of trans voters to be worthless some trans ppl: because our votes are worthless, we will not vote blues: what the fuck? you better provide your worthless votes or we all get screwed

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nancy 9/8/26

Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026

pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay

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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 15/09/2026

> be a class 1 railroad > oppose electrification because capex is money that could be doing stock buybacks instead > besides, diesel is basically tap water, the dang ay-rabs can’t get rid of it fast enough >

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."

Ms. Rachel post:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity show that we won't be bullied into punishing people for supporting Palestine. Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows. A genocide is happening in Gaza. We all need to speak out against it.

"If more than 20,000 white children were killed in another part of the world, everyone would be shouting about it at their concerts. Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.

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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

New from 404 Media: humans are reading ChatGPT conversations. OpenAI has hired an army of contractors who read real ChatGPT users' chats. I've seen internal docs, the review system, and real user prompts. Sometimes they contain very personal and sensitive information www.404media.co/inside-proje...

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Inside ‘Project Lily’: The Humans Reading Your ChatGPT Chats

Humans are reading ChatGPT users’ prompts to improve OpenAI’s models, and those chats can include sensitive, personal information, according to leaked internal documents and real prompts seen by 404 M...

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A manager says "you're fired!" to an employee. The employee says "uh, I'm not sure if I understand. I'm Millennial, so could you frame this as a Bluey reference." The manager gets on the phone, sighs and says "see if the human resources Bluey is available." A person in a Bluey costume says "yer fired, mate." The ex-employee smiles and says "I am sad, but reassured by your gentle, non-judgemental simplicity." The manager watches the ex-employee leave and says to the HR Bluey "honestly, we have so many Millennial employees now, we should just hire you on full time."

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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

NEW: @talkingpointsmemo.com can reveal GOP nominee for Florida legislature: -marched at deadly Charlottesville Nazi rally w/ white supremacist group's flag -has *many* white supremacist donors -appears to advocate lynching He is expected to win Nov. election talkingpointsmemo.com/news/florida...

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Exclusive: He Marched With Nazis in Charlottesville. Now He’s Expected to Join the Florida Legislature.

The Republican nominee for a seat in the Florida House of Representatives...

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.

Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 14/09/2026

A 40-year-old kernel bug got discovered while on stage at DEF CON and the writeup is glorious

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How can you not be romantic about UNIX domain sockets?

A 40-year-old kernel bug discovered on the DEFCON 34 main stage.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation

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Björkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus @thephd.dev · 13/09/2026

The C preprocessor should be split off into it's own specification, as a realization and acknowledgement that it is it's own language entirely and has found many uses vastly outside of its original domains in C and C++.

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