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Clino

@clinodactyl.bsky.social
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Scottish mannie (He/Him) that likes a bit of fitba, cats, and music. I also do a bunch of Football Manager kit and graphic work, I do requests, feel free to pop me a comment or message and I'll take a look! I'm probably following you for your cat. Sorry.

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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - Motherwell? Nah, she's crying after getting humbled by The Broch in the cup.😎
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - Fa's this gadjie? Keeps popping up in the news feed talking about how chuffed he is to see us doing well this season.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like my mouthwash's claim of up to 99% cleaner teeth. Anything can be "up to 99%". I could use Moray Cup as a mouthwash and claim it gives me "up to 99%" cleaner teeth. Give me a minimum!
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Decent enough first season in League One, pegged for relegation but finished 6th, 3pts off a promotion spot. We were plagued with injuries so hopeful for next season. Lyons final tally was alright too. AND, made £210 from overseas merch. MASSIVE CLUB.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - Was hoping we'd get a bigger team in the cup, I guess we'll just have to pump these jobbers.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had to do a double take there...
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was going to wait until we turned Professional before changing up the kits but the game stated we had a new kit manufacturer so thought I'd just sort it now. @carhandle.bsky.social - These alright? Home, Away, and Third for outfield and goalkeepers.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - First Broch keeper to score a goal? Premier League cup, in the dying minutes so brought him up and he scored the late equaliser.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - Don't want to get too excited but The Broch are well on track to get promoted this season... 1/3 of the way into the season, unbeaten, 13pts clear with a massive goal difference. Obviously a while to go but can't complain about the start!
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Boooo!!! They opened up public play testing for FM27 so I decided to apply.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hello, I'd like to apply for the "Watching cats on cameras" job please. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Inside Scotland's wildcat HQ - 'It's like Big Brother for cats'
The Saving Wildcats partnership is keeping an eye on the latest wildcats being bred in captivity for release into the Cairngorms.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Hello, RNLI? It's me, Tommo... funny story..."
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, solid first shift in League Two. Cannae complain about that.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - Nailed it. Highland League title won and The Broch will be playing League Two fitba next season! 😎
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even my pasta sauce is AI these days. FFS #ShoveYourAIUpYourArse
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - I really wish you didn't point this out. Now every time one of his goals is disallowed for this I can't help but giggle!
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - Get the Brasso out! First trophy won!
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - Made out first cup final after a... Tense semi final. Also embarrassed ourselves until Inverness went down to 10 men. Check how late those winning goals came... 😬
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And this brings an end to Stanley Noble's first season in charge at Bellslea Park. Scott Barbour ended up the top scorer in the league with 23 goals in 33 games and 29 goals in 44 games across all comps this season.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - You let him know he's winding Stanley up.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Dons kit released. Hmm...
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Drama and heartache at Bellslea Park as The Broch were put out of the Aberdeenshire Cup on penalties against banks o' Dee.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Terrific. 8 Minutes in and the keepers fucked and no... I don't have a sub keeper on my bench as this almost never happens. Willie West, time to make yourself a hero.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - Well that's your preseason in the bag. Scott Barbour impressed me with 3 goals in 4 games. Need another RB and RW I think though, especially RW.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Faurs this Aberdeen team been?!
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here we go, Stanley Noble appointed to one of the biggest jobs in Scottish fitba. #FM26
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - Need your Broch powers. Decided on a new FM save, I'm going to win the Champions League with Fraserburgh. I've seen their new home kit but you got any idea what their away kit is like this season? This is still this thing? I noticed a new sponsor on the home kit.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First team in over 50 years to win the league that wasn't one of the arse cheeks. Mental.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wake up, babe. New FM mod dropped. Commentary! Still early stage but great potential for this one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af39...
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Football Manager 26 Commentary Mod
YouTube video by boka
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just finished 30 Coins, brilliant show that ends with a bonkers finale that will get no follow-up as it was cancelled...
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Screaming Internally Meme
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I try to avoid politics on here but this got a chuckle out of me this morning. I posted a comment about how the Proud Patriots™ would rather shout at hotels and harass minorities than help the communities they claim to love and protect. I think I struck a nerve... 😂
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aberdeen and conceding set pieces. Name a bigger duo... Seriously, how did Colley not get that cleared?! I'll let the keeper Marlon off as his view was obviously blocked.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All is not lost. Despite a shite start to the day I'm getting extra sausages in my shopping! God is good.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bloody OVO, man. If I had a £1 for every time OVO buggered stuff up... Well, they'd probably incorrectly take it from me. [grumble grumble]
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Top of the league with Rangers on my tail in a title challenge, away to Ibrox and guess who gets a pen...
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bit of a weird look for Andrew Garfield in his Ellesse advert. Now then, now then...
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just realised we have an away game at Easter Road coming up before the break. Stephen Robinson has one thing he could do to redeem himself for me...
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm beginning to think we might have brought in the wrong St. Mirren manager.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm asking the important questions today. #ABEvKIL
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know I don't tend to do politics but this got a chuckle.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So the Dons game went pretty much as expected. And I now have a cold too..FFS.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So I decided to mod in the Scottish Women's leagues in FM26. Never played the women's side on FM before and fancy a road to glory with them. So, the lowest available leagues, who should I pick? @carhandle.bsky.social - Any knowledge on the wifeys game?
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pro Tip: If you have a coffee machine set to brew a pot for when you wake up, make sure you put coffee in it the night before so you don't just wake up to a pot of hot water.
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Kramer's Smart Idea
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@carhandle.bsky.social - New plan. I have managed to get the Scottish wifeys leagues sorted. Need to do a bit of customisation as teams are missing logos and kits and stuff but there's super small teams like Aberdeen City in the SWFL North. Never actually played the women's game on this.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thought I'd have a wee bash at doing some kits for the women's leagues. FM26 pulling no punches with the arses on the women...😬
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It is done! New Dons goalkeeper kits are finished. I'll die a happy man if I never have to make another Macron kit.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A 5 minute tale.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Come on now, hasn't Hiroshima suffered enough?
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well that was gutting. Rangers were fucking shite and if we turned up it could've been a straight forward 3pts. The result isn't entirely on the ref but fuck me, just a mental performance from him.
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Clino @clinodactyl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
YASS LET'S GOOOO
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Funny Kid Riding a Sheep
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