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J, The Village Blacksmith

@theknifeguy.bsky.social
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Science couldn’t kill me and neither can you! *gets stabbed*

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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
every neighborhood should have a blacksmith who sharpens your knives and scissors for you
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/07/2026
new scandal coming out: mitch mcconnell has secretly been dead for nearly 5 years
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Parasite meme
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/06/2026
this is a complete societal failure, and something has to be done about this very soon
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Jeremy Ellett @ourstrangedays.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Widow’s Bay is the best show on TV right now. A horror/comedy that does both genres extremely well. Its Parks & Rec + Stephen King and I cannot recommend it enough.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
elon musk asking for spacex to automatically get into the S&P 500 if it IPOs for over $1T is such rich kid shit. when in his entire life has he done anything other than ask to skip the line.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 29/05/2026
widow's bay and midnight mass exist in the same universe idc idc
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SPOOKY ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 27/05/2026
“There’s no asexual representation in gaming” then what the fuck is Ace Attorney even about??
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Circumcision Tylenol
Twitter Grok headline: RFK Jr. Links Circumcision Tylenol to Higher Autism Rates in Old Clip
Last updated 
53 minutes ago
The 32-second C-SPAN clip from amid a government shutdown resurfaced this week, pulling in over 30,000 likes and reactions from mockery to debate.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Was Pope Leo specifically calling out Tolkien-loving tech bros Peter Thiel and Elon Musk when he quoted Gandalf in an encyclical about the dehumanizing effects of technocratic society? The Vatican won't answer my emails, but the billionaire's hopeless misreads certainly called for a correction:
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Pope Leo Schooled the Tech Bros on Tolkien
The Holy Father referenced “The Lord of the Rings” in his encyclical about AI—an expert (if unintentional) troll of tech billionaires who keep misinterpreting the series.
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Do u think in the Pokemon universe they sell sexy Team Rocket roleplay costumes and people on PokeTumblr argue over whether it's problematic or not and one guy goes "actually my grandpa died during the Pokémon Tower takeover"
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sexually abusive deepfakes are more common than you think: there’s a hidden social network built on the manipulation of women’s photos. “I found a lot of very specific requests for notification that were actually about family members, friends, colleagues, bosses, you name it,” a researcher says.
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4chan’s Misogynist ‘Wizards’ Are Nudifying Women by Request
As nonconsensual explicit deepfakes continue to proliferate online, entire communities are now collaborating on this digital form of sexual abuse.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I will argue that FURIOSA embodies - at least thematically - more of the essence of the MAD MAX films than FURY ROAD did which is why I’m always perplexed when self proclaimed MM fans say they didn’t like it.
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J, The Village Blacksmith @theknifeguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A genuine masterpiece
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boo-lt @boltgsr.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Call me Nintendo
I could never work at Nintendo b/c they'd be like "make a new Star Fox game" and I'd be like "Level 1: do a barrel roll. Level 2: Fox and Falco struggle with determining if their mutual attraction is real or just fear of being alone in an uncaring galaxy. Level 3: there's a tank"
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⛈️ @fracturedpane.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
whats wrong babe you havent taken your evening intellifuck 😔
pic of a fake product in the style of sketchy gas station "performance enhancing" supplements titled Intellifuck. A tiger is seen mounting a rhinoceros on the prairie, with a faded image of Albert Einstein nearby. The product claims Real Proven Results to increase spatial awareness, fuck speed, deductive reasoning, and fuck time. No headache! No diarrhea! No bone rot!
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
just some good old-fashioned good-ass posting right here. real quality stuff
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Fey (フェイ) @feytaline.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
anytime someone says "but ai has good uses in medical —" i want to SCREAM NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T
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Jurphenstein's Monster @jurph.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The character "Mouse", from the Matrix, bursts into the crew's common room with exciting news. In this meme he is announcing something that "you gotta see". The caption reads: 

Guys, get in here 

A random dumbass at the Pentagon is threatening the Pope by alluding to the "Avignon Papacy" and so he canceled his July 4th visit to the USA, and now the press are making J.D. Vance answer extremely uncomfortable questions on the topic
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2026
the way people have absolutely zero principles genuinely disturbs me. they believe nothing and will say anything that brings them their next paycheck. this is no way to live. it’s disgusting. i do not understand how this isn’t a bot and an actual real human being
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The scene in the resident evil movie with the lasers that cube people upset me so much when I was little my dad had to sit me down and tell me they would never make a machine like that
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Tim Ford @timfordwrites.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Rewatching Boardwalk Empire, and golly, every scene with Richard Harrow still makes my heart break.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
damn aaron swartz tried to warn everybody about sam altman
One of Altman's batch mates in the first Y Combinator cohort was Aaron Swartz, a brilliant but troubled coder who died by suicide in 2013 and is now remembered in many tech circles as something of a sage. Not long before his death, Swartz expressed concerns about Altman to several friends. "You need to understand that Sam can never be trusted," he told one. "He is a sociopath. He would do anything.
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J, The Village Blacksmith @theknifeguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
When you’re crazy but your fit is 🔥
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Movies used to have Karen Allen in em.
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✦ Sister Eva @evabeesmith.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
love when u gotta spend money that could've fed, housed, schooled and helped many, MANY, people to targed a virtually harmless group of individuals that merely ask to live life with the respect they are owed by the grace of being human beings.
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 16/03/2026
i love a stupid meme
aragorns face on a stock image of a corn cob in its green husk. above is red text reading “aracorn”
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
big chungus on club drugs
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J, The Village Blacksmith @theknifeguy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They really photoshopped the hell out of him to try to make him look like he’s not a rotting corpse that is actively deteriorating due to his own evil corrupting his corporeal form
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
swanboy.com
Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"
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J, The Village Blacksmith @theknifeguy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I say do it, start a church too while youre at it
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i love having free will #RE9 #ScoobyDoo
drawing of grace ashcroft carrying shaggy, both scared shitless
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
everyone is 11 and there are only 3 companies
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Me since age 12: can’t wait to play Resident Evil this weekend
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
hey what the fuck
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I built a body for GPT
Gone Wild

[image is a horrible robot]
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J, The Village Blacksmith @theknifeguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
They’re the best imo, Ocarina didn’t used to make my top 3 but I replayed it recently and it really is a 10/10
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 22/02/2026
monsters with secret hearts of gold
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J, The Village Blacksmith @theknifeguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Majora’s Mask, Wind Waker, Ocarina
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
When things are about to start going really bad for you
Still from the television show From showing the Matthews family by their RV looking at the downed tree in the road during the first episode. Text reads "why is there a tree in the middle of the road"
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J, The Village Blacksmith @theknifeguy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is hell
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Good luck finding someone with enough money to buy it that wasn’t on the Epstein list
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J, The Village Blacksmith @theknifeguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Very rough sketch of my Starfinder character’s jacket
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J, The Village Blacksmith @theknifeguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Season two needs to come out already, I need more of these weird little freak ass pirates on my tv
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J, The Village Blacksmith @theknifeguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
He’s always been there for me
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Suzi Hunter @thespherehunter.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I've known this guy my whole life
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