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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We need you, Janine.

Janine Butcher gives Sam Altman a Barry goodbye.

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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The most disappointing video you’ll see today.

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Weebl (with bits) @mrweebl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Did that thing where I completed a task in my head and then moved on without actually doing it. Fuck sake.

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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby

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Matthew Coates @coatesmatthew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People keep conflating it with strip their titles AND then award them to whoever finished second and then arguing against that instead. But there is nothing saying that you have to then reaward them afterwards. Just remove them and have no winner those seasons

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scotch eggs and pork pies are wonderful , but the hybrid gala pie needs more recognition as a superior bar snack.

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luckylucky 병신 변태 @luckylucky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One Piece villain with absurdly sad 4 chapter backstory:

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 24/09/2026

The operation took 2 minutes to remove the bad tooth and a further 8 minutes of tummy tickles.

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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 22/09/2026

Not acceptable. Fuck Disney.

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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 22/09/2026

A fucking three minute ad is on WHAT THE FUCK in the middle of the fucking match!

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Harry Simpson @thehasbo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Disney plus just cut to a 3 minute ad break during the arsenal yoga game second half. What The Fuck???

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I had content ready to go in the event of a Yes win

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There should be the equivalent of stag dos, but for funerals.

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Harry Simpson @thehasbo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Things I was frightened of as a child: 1 - Everyone i had ever met in my life dying 2 - slugs

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

10/10, no notes

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

hey, I just met Zeus and this is crazy but he's a swan and I'm having babies

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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Perhaps more specifically, it’s because they didn’t have vans to paint the image on

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

When I first saw this I thought it was a joke, but now I’m listening to it and so far it’s terrific. I am a huge Czarface fan though and always delighted to hear Method Man, Busta Rhymes and El-P

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

You could have your choice of therapy but I recommend comedy The great clown, Pagliacci, Jolene His show has had a rave review, it will reset the inner you Oh, by the way, what's your surname please, Jolene?

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Joel Veitch @rathergood.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I stand to accept the applause of my fellow diners. Tonight they have voted for ME. I place the hose in my mouth and turn the tap. In seconds the high pressure savoury sauce has inflated me and I burst, splattering meat shrapnel around The Restaurant. The hotplates on every table sizzle. They feast.

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"soooooon"

photoshop of Paddington Bear eating a marmalade sandwich behind Donald Trump in the gaudily decorated Oval Office

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YankeeGunner @arsenalvisionpodcast.com · 22/08/2026

So far this is my favorite ever premier league season

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Gingers for Limpar @gingers4limpar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Calafiori's magic, he wears a magic hat, We thought we'd bought a left back But he ain't having that, He plays at centre-forward, He plays up on the right, And if you give him half a chance ..... HE'LL SCORE ALL ****ING NIGHT

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Mike Pullen @mikepullen1969.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Unlike your wives and girlfriends

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

We all know the full lyrics are: 01283 01283 0128379 42675 19032 01283 10 1091283

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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

abolish the home office

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irs_uk @irsuk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

RIP William Orbit. So many career highs but one of my favourites is pretty much unknown, the excellent Dice with Finley Quaye and Beth Orton. This is just a gorgeous song. Enjoy. youtu.be/Zsgz5do3QFg?...

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Finley Quaye feat. William Orbit - Dice

YouTube video by frankfrankie83

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 06/08/2026

Honestly, fuck the Greens and their stupid Nimbyism.

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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Not overly bothered about that. Bad performance but this still a mix-and-match Arsenal side, getting fit, against Betis who were playing their sixth(!) pre-season game. Some poor mistakes and it would help if our goalkeeper could punch and/or kick the ball, but there we go.

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Met (C) 🏆 @afcmet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Arsenal have just announced the game is going on YouTube for free for the second half

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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Timeline cleanse. A momma quokka (Australian marsupial) & her baby.

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

As a card-carrying Nolan Hater I feel like a Cassandra who predicted the film would be rubbish but who is doomed to watch all the Discourse anyway

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The pivot to video, maybe. The ability to sound convincing on camera for 30 seconds is - crucially - a different ability to being able to construct an argument that actually makes sense. Related, maybe. But not the same. Blather is not the same as logic.

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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It should go without saying that people should not be expected to debate their own extermination. A developed society should place the idea as settled and out of bounds.

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Ant 🐜 @ant-walter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Sensational. No notes.

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Rick Ellis @toomuchtvcom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The movie "The Odyssey" is great. But if this was 1992, we would all be listening to the Bryan Adams power ballad hit "Making My Way to You (love theme from "The Odyssey")

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

maradona is a cheater, the falklands are british and picanha is brazilian, go have a currency crisis about it

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 19/07/2026

I think after this Britain should give the Falklands to Spain, as a treat

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 14/07/2026

Nice one Spain, the BBC's already cancelled the planned Agincourt recreation intro for Sunday night, the archers are crying, hope you're happy.

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I, too, have more games consoles than I can really justify. Admittedly bought with my own money, but still, whenever I look at his list of embezzled items (which I do regularly whenever someone asks me what I want for a present), think 'top lad'.

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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

They’re rowing home, they’re rowing home, they’re rowing Norway rowing home…..

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