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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. 🔴 = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 🦋 🌹

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1h
“Wait. Which am I ?”
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course, Trump just lies the controversy away as a response. His modus operandi. Just like all those miners working with “clean coal” over the centuries. What were their dividends? The coal barons got filthy rich, the workers got black lung disease.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1h
🤣🤣🤣🙂‍↔️
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 3h
FWIW … Various Trump handlers suggest that all ancillary staff and guest attendees attend these events and pull out their cellphones for the official WH photo ops.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 3h
👀 “Trump’s personal ‌wealth has grown by an estimated $2.2 billion so far in his 2nd term.” wimz.com/2026/09/28/d...
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Democrats to probe lucrative Trump family business deals if they win midterms
By Alexandra Ulmer and Richard Cowan WASHINGTON, Sept 28 (Reuters) - Corporate donors to US President Donald Trump's ballroom and participants in business deals brokered by Trump family members are ex...
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The GREAT HOUDINI @thegreathoudini.bsky.social · 6h
I wonder how many staffers are out of jobs today?!!! LMFAO
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Boocoos @boocoos2.bsky.social · 19h
WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIS FEET AND LEGS?
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 8h
''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 19h
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Proudly Blue @proudlyblue.bsky.social · 6h
Look at the smug, stupid faces of these two lying bastard scumbag conspiracy-driven MAGATs, Schmitt & Kennedy, fantasizing they got the great Jack Smith to perjure himself when all they did was make total fools of themselves & the entire MAGAT cult of sycophantic Trumptards.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 8h
Leaked audio of Ken Paxton: Q: Do you think Trump is a bit of a drag? Paxton: To be honest with you, when we did that midterm convention, it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Yeah. Not good.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 7h
You don’t need to be one of those over anxious “body language experts” to be able to interpret MAGA’s Schmitt & Kennedy’s postures here.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 18h
Note the spelling of “United” under Trump’s signature today when he signed his Super Intelligence doctrine.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 7h
Lizards are more congenial looking. The lips ! ___——‾‾‾ * Apologies to all lizards.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 20h
Trump says he’ll fix the Jack Smith Senate testimony “gotcha” backfire that he inspired … “I have the serious genius ability to rename things that no one else can even fathom due to my intellect. My super intelligence, believe me !”
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 8h
Ken Paxton didn't do himself any favors telling supporters that Trump's endorsement is the reason his Senate campaign in Texas is struggling against Democrat James Talarico. Paxton: “Trump’s endorsement destroyed my numbers.” 🤣 #ETTD #FAFO NY Times story: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 8h
So the entire “trap” Jack Smith thing was setup to distract from renewed Iran & Trump-Epstein attention — while at the same time (if successful) used for JD Vance to pick Eric Schmitt as VP running mate later, due to his name recognition of having taken down Trump’s most dangerous critic? Opps. 🤣
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 18h
Note the spelling of “United” under Trump’s signature today when he signed his Super Intelligence doctrine.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 19h
I have one house.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 20h
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 19h
At this stage of the game, the reporters instinctively know to keep at least 3-5 feet of air between themselves & the odors emanating from Trump’s huge rump ...
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 20h
Trump says he’ll fix the Jack Smith Senate testimony “gotcha” backfire that he inspired … “I have the serious genius ability to rename things that no one else can even fathom due to my intellect. My super intelligence, believe me !”
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 20h
🎶 You put your right foot in You put your right foot out You put your right foot in And you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about
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Richard Wayne Bowling @rchrdwynbwlngk100.bsky.social · 22h
Why did Eric Schmitt fuck up his gotcha moment so badly? No one involved considered the possibility that Jack Smith attended a women’s basketball game. A MAGAt undone by misogyny. Not at all surprising.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
Ken Paxton desperately tried to defend his handling of a child predator case by claiming the defendant “served 60 days.” Then came the Community Note...
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Ken Paxton Defends Handling of Child Predator Case
Community Note: “Paxton's office initially recommended 1 day in jail.”
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man with NO intelligence pretends he knows that ARTIFICIAL intelligence is now a SUPER intelligence. 🤦‍♀️
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course, Trump just lies the controversy away as a response. His modus operandi. Just like all those miners working with “clean coal” over the centuries. What were their dividends? The coal barons got filthy rich, the workers got black lung disease.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump changing names again.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s with the extremely odd crow’s feet wrinkles around Trump’s eye this afternoon?
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Stop letting the cameras see my diaper bag !”
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dickhead & rapists.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brutal: One Iowa GOP strategist privately tells WaPo that the midterms could be a "wipeout." That supports what we reported on the potential for big Dem gains in rural areas, based on what the Iowa Dem chair told us on the pod (see my thread below).
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The dude sexually assaulted a child for three years from the age of 8-11. Guess what? They served 60 days, which happens to be 60 days more than the pedophiles running the fucking federal government. They should all be hanged.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Jimmy Kimmel had his wife parody Natalie Harp on his show. She played his unhinged assistant. It was as ridiculously funny as you might imagine.😅
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 29/09/2026
A former CIA counterterrorism official poked holes Monday in President Donald Trump's account of an alleged terror plot in the United Kingdom — calling one version of events "a little far-fetched" and Trump's public comments "a little bit embarrassing.
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Ex-CIA officer pokes holes in Trump's 'far-fetched' terror attack story: 'Embarrassing'
A former CIA counterterrorism official poked holes Monday in President Donald Trump’s account of an alleged terror plot in the United Kingdom — calling one version of events “a little far-fetched” and Trump’s public comments “a little bit embarrassing.”Phil Mudd, a former CIA counterterrorism offici...
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Mystic Monk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @grumpy-bloke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That Trump bloke is a lying cunt. He reckons the USA had the 5 blokes arrested at RAF Fairford "closely followed" for quite a while before they were arrested. Fact. A local man alerted police because the 3 vans they were in had no business being parked where they were. That's all it was.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like everything else Trump “fixes,” the reflecting pool (along with the war in Iran, gas prices, beef prices, and mortgage rates) is in exponentially worse shape than when he started.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dickhead & rapists.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've all heard how corrupt Ken Paxton is. But he is also incredibly stupid if he thinks this "well, he served 60 whole days" excuse for releasing Adam Hoffman, who sexually abused a boy over a three-year period starting when he was 8.
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Cyclones and Purdy 9ers @cyclonegal86.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Maryanne Chisholm Laughing Hilariously
ALT: Maryanne Chisholm Laughing Hilariously
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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's going with this stupidity...
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ever wonder why Trump is so determined & obsessed to destroy The Kennedy Center? Or Jackie’s Rose Garden? Back in “the before times,” JFK pushed the (then) USSR’s face in the mud. Many of Trump’s handlers today remember their country’s embarrassment. Trump is their convenient puppet of revenge.
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What could go wrong? The Trump TV app covertly collects user data & shares it with third-parties while sidestepping federal security regulations. The app monitors a user’s location several times per minute. Targeting by ICE or stealing voting data? www.washingtonsun.com/newsletters/...
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The White House App Is Watching You
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Besides the free pandas & the secret F-35 parts, couldn’t the whole Xi - Trump summit have been a simple phone call?
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shouldn’t this callout happen at every event that Trump attends from now until forever?
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RIO LINDA MEX 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦🦍aka Gus Gallegos @riolindamex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s The Good Stuff
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump threatening to convert the WH press room back to the old FDR 1934 polio therapy swimming pool since major media has been abandoning Trump coverage. Oh, with his tacky whöre house gold gilded plastic flourishes too. Oh, as if grandpa could wallow in a pool. Where’s the bariatric pool hoist?
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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oddly … it’s caravan season again. When you have no platform to run on, know you’re losing in the polls, your comm team brings out the decades old incentive driven radio commercials in Honduras. Head this way, we’ll provide cash, cool clothes, camping gear, and new backpacks to friends & family !
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