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TheHanna

@thehanna.com
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Father, software engineer, gamer & metal head from Chicagoland. I have ADHD. Nazis, transphobes, anti-vaxxers, & climate change deniers fuck off. He/him

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 7h
It’s been said before but it is incredible Racism Brain to still be doing the Tomahawk Chop in 2026
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 14h
Costume Quest is $1.99 on Steam. Just thought you should know.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Then you’re too young to be on Bluesky Point Break, all of us watched Futurama Season 1 as it first aired
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
Hey this fucking sucks. Makes me sick.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 01/10/2026
The New York Times is taking the absolute piss with this Xbox puff piece: aftermath.site/xbox-asha-shar...
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
OK guys this is my perfect lazy weeknight dinner and it’s SO quick and SO easy and you probably have ALL the ingredients in your cabinets RIGHT now. So first we start with Madagascar vanilla paste and salmon foam
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth
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possqueen (TRICKSTARTER ENDS 9/30) @possqueen.dev · 27/09/2026
"this is so bad it looks like a ps2 game" ps2 games:
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a mod sponsored by IKEA
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing could make me cast a vote for Rahm Emanuel. Nothing.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I'm too stoned to remember the word Christians
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Jeremy Parish (Radio Edit) @jparish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Plan out the key elements of your narrative in advance
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bitch I hate to be the one to tell you this but the ADHD is going to be there whether you have a diagnosis or not lmao
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 26/09/2026
we’re gonna beat the cute little animated avatar to death with hammers sorry
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's how we get Medicare for All done: Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!) Include vision, dental, and hearing. Begin extending to more people, starting with children. We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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GB Duders Feed @gbdudersfeed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh dear God... it's officially official. @grubb.wtf has officially taken the title for playing the most cumulative hours for Blight Club thanks to Cyberdillo. Will he survive Hell? Honestly... I don't think failure is an option. Source: www.blightclub.games/stats/cumula... #giantbomb
A series of graphs showing the three Giant Bomb staff members that lead the site's Blight Club feature. It shows Jeff Grubb in the red graph who has recently jumped to have the most cumulative played hours during Blight Club. Dan Ryckert is the blue graph and Mike Minotti is the green graph.
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 26/09/2026
Let's do a last minute YouTube premiere for Catch Me if You Dan 2! TODAY AT 10:30AM PT/1:30PM ET! I'll be hanging out in the chat. See ya in a few! youtu.be/3FeQ_ZZhGAg
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WIRED @wired.com · 21/09/2026
Justice for CSS: in defense of the girliest programming language. Calling CSS easy or unserious should be tired by now. It can build holographic Pokémon cards and 3D-rendering engines, yet it’s still dismissed as decorative. www.wired.com/story/justic...
wired.com
Justice for CSS
In defense of the girliest programming language.
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 25/09/2026
Bring a Big Gulp to your interview who gives a shit
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just watching "Fallout", best part so far is the casting director realizing they needed to find the absolute biggest, most sniveling bitch in Hollywood - possibly on Earth - for one specific scene and anyway Michael Rapaport has a cameo
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Ho! Ho! Holiday Viewing! @sleepykittypaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello, police? I'd like to report a food crime. people.com/hidden-valle...
people.com
Hidden Valley Ranch Gets Spooky Makeover for Halloween with Bold Black Coloring and Glow-in-the-Dark Bottle (Exclusive)
Hidden Valley is embracing the Halloween vibes with the release of its first-ever seasonal product. The salad dressing, which is traditionally a creamy white color when not flavored, is getting a spoo...
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pervert glasses now brand your temples so people know you’re a pervert even when you’re off duty.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Computer crimes are already illegal. I do not think “we knowingly deployed software we can’t control” is a legitimate defense against break those laws.
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
APStylebook @APStylebook
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Illinois, she needs to be primaried and this has been true for some time. I know that there are better candidates out there than her.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Paul Verhoeven would be all “no, that’s too unbelievable.”
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone needs to wrap Xbox in a towel, turn it on, and see if that stops it red ringing
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 23/09/2026
There is a lot of "slightly off" stuff in Wolverine that indicates a very troubled development, but continuing to level up and receive skill points even after you have unlocked all the skills has gotta be right up there for "oooh, something went very wrong here."
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 21/09/2026
i think if the studio and its leadership gets to have a second chance*, so should the several hundreds that were laid off due to their arrogant decision-making * is this the fifth or sixth actually
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey wow calling the casting of a non-binary person 'controversial' is disgusting work.
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 21/09/2026
The real danger is lurking in front of the box.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aperture Science vs. Federal Bureau of Control inter-office softball game ends in bloodshed.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see 'Super Mario Bros 0.3' among some shareware and demos on an Apple II GS hard disk image, then it's something that must be immediately investigated. And oh yes, it's as cursed as I hoped it'd be.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 20/09/2026
This is really funny because Kojima Productions is literally across the street from Sony City (Sony's main Japan office).
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