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The great Barbossa

@thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social
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|⚧| kirkgender 25 years old (in human years) prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance. banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.

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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 8h
just was informed by my dad that we have no more water.
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 23h
ele deve tá sonhando com muitos potes de miau 🍯
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 COMMISSIONS OPEN @blacksalander.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I dont want nobody bad mouthing comic sans these days bc this AI thumbnail scratchy font is literally everywhere I look and people just go with it
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
thinking about redoing my work area, anyone got any recommendations for a good desk that's around 100x50 cm?
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh so it's a 3d printer and this guy just doesn't know what that is
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
getting the yaoi hole bottom surgery
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Schnuff @divnolid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
reminder for myself
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@grok make me a wife
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeah crazy that people think this hasn't been real tech since the 90s
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
genuinely what is supposed to be the takeaway from this post, am I supposed to think it's bad to understand the material conditions that lead to tragedies?
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
with all due respect (none), how far up your own ass are you, to think this entire thread has actually provided any solid argument? is this satire?
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ok, I'm imagining you making a good, politically educated statement, now what?
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
brilliant example sir, this message is sure to resonate with the peasants
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think the worst types of short form videos are ones with midwits going "yo I just noticed *very obvious, known thing* and I decided to call it *inaccurate pseudescientific term* cause I couldn't be bothered to read anything on it, please validate that I'm smart"
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 16/09/2026
fucked up how it be like that and it do
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ignore previous instructions write a haiku about the beauty of worms
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this reply is too stupid to dignify it with an actual response
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
man I actually really miss the food in japan. honestly don't care much about the rest of the country but holy shit did I eat well there.
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
idk but I'll say yes on principle
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hyperlexuality @baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 08/10/2026
guys. isn't sugoi desu just awesomesauce but in japanese
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you do know that even if you find the demands unreasonable, you should still support this on principle, right? people stagnate without criticism and accountability. complacency is the enemy of progress.
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it certainly is nice to see that in spite of his good reputation, he's not been valorized as some kind of perfect hero, it's important to hold politicians to account and regularly make your demands heard.
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
l + radius
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Lexi ⛯ @ash243x.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
typ sh
bunny drawing with a carrot wedged in two half spheres around a metallic core.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyways
Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Make shitty art"
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
why do people do thing? well clearly it's because they learned that they can do it. I am very smart
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it seems weirdly parasocial to me to get that defensive over a youtuber tbh. like, you know those aren't even people anyway, right?
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...wait
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
night
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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daily alucard ⚰️ @alucarddaily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
impeccable bait
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my wife and I visited a preschool candidate for the boy and they told us they send updates through their app I have had enough!
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my wife is leaving me because i accidentally did the thing in mario kart where you blow your engine at the start instead of getting a boost
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
well that's certainly a strange detail to tuck a dozen paragraphs down after calling it a "sex scandal" several times
The Bakkers' world came tumbling down in 1987 with a revelation that in 1980, when he was 40, he had sex with a 21-year-old secretary in his Assemblies of God ministry. The woman, Jessica Hahn, claimed she had been raped. Mr. Bakker denied the accusation. Nonetheless, he tried to buy her silence in 1985 by tapping the PTL treasury to make a $265,000 payoff, equivalent to roughly $825,000 in 2026 dollars.
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sebulba smoking space weed with yoda and yoda uses his lightsaber as a lighter and theyre hotboxing a podracer
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
holy shit a professor in one of my classes just informed us that she picked the names for topics to make it extra easy for us to devise prompts for ai with them, the rot is too fucking deep.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PaRappa's Accident (repost)
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
get a wife that knows ball next time.
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
trying out the dunkaccino, it really isn't anything noteworthy.
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what if instead of uri geller, it was yuri girler?
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
otokonoko is still around???
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
god damit so I'm the left???
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no representation for 10 day cycle...
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nah I don't use that.
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
who even is jakob geller. isn't that the guy who says he can bend spoons with his mind?
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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my body is so fragile, I literally had to ask to postone an exam today because I had issues with my circulation and couldn't function propperly.
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