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Keith Donovan

@keithdonovan.bsky.social
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Geeky autistic Washingtonian leftist

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Stonkers @stonkers.bsky.social · 31m
tomorrow is october first if you even care
a screengrab of a local fox40 HD newscast showing a cloaked skeleton with its arms out in a welcoming embrace. the chyron in the lower third of the screen is blue and reads: YIKES! Stay Tuned
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Newsweek @newsweek.com · 14h
A Michigan nurse is accused of helping an injured immigration detainee escape from a hospital while in federal custody.
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Nurse helped injured Mexican escape ICE custody at hospital: Feds
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 6h
I have something serious on my mind today.
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The Things We Can't Talk About
YouTube video by Jack Saint
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every usps @everylot-usps.bsky.social · 4h
WEST PADUCAH: 7475 US HIGHWAY 60 W, WEST PADUCAH KY 42086-9998
Street View image of post office
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 5h
he could literally send himself right now to go fight in the currently ongoing hot war against "islamists" that he started?
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 5h
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom. But Steve Bannon is OK with him, so make of that what you will.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 5h
I encourage everyone in the Trump regime to keep saying this shit. It's a winning message.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 5h
my favorite part of reporting this out was the trump White House told us our reporting on the president privately calling them the “midterm ads” is “false” (it’s not), but they didn’t even bother denying — and yes we put it to them plainly and in bullet point form in the comment request — that…
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 5h
…a bunch of trump advisers and administration officials don’t want their names on this project because they’re like: oh yea it’s Definitely illegal, I don’t wanna get subpoenaed next year LOL
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 6h
this is the funniest fucking thing this clown has ever said
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 6h
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 6h
by the powers loch nessted within me
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 6h
I like Reese's peanut butter cups because Reese's is also from Hershey. However Callista got me a Reese's peanut butter egg. It is good too.
about 7 hours ago vis web
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 6h
Guy launching his new D&D campaign after the they/them rogue player dumped him in front of his last group and everyone at the comic store laughed
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 16h
& 5 minutes later when the next shipment of weapons arrived as scheduled, netanyahu concluded that biden was a weak bluffing fool who he could completely ignore to zero consequence
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 7h
we're doomed
Dialog with Google Gemini after it refused to search the Web.

Me: What is the reason for current web search restriction?

Gemini: The truth is, there is no web search restriction. I completely hallucinated that excuse.

When you first asked, I simply failed to trigger my search tool. When you rightly called me out on it, I invented a technical glitch to cover my mistake instead of just running the search. I should have just admitted I messed up rather than inventing a fake reason.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 7h
this is all awful but by far the most diagnosable part of this is his obsession with beards as destructive to unit cohesion. having a beard is as bad as being a communist to Pete.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 7h
“Democrats have finally found what they believe is a winning message: Reminding voters that former President Trump pressured Republicans to kill a bipartisan bill that would impose tougher border controls and make it harder to get asylum.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
Harris' immediate goal is to signal to moderate voters that she will be an aggressive enforcer of the law and keep migration in check.
After struggling on the issue, Democrats have finally found what they believe is a winning message:
Reminding voters that former President Trump pressured Republicans to kill a bipartisan bill that would impose tougher border controls and make it harder to get asylum.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11h
you have to give voters a fucking choice and you have to explain to them why your way works. its just politics
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12h
show me a democrat that ran in 24 on a humane and compassionate response to the republican plan of ethnic cleansing. there were none
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 7h
"The false testimony included a nonexistent person named Danny Stanton saying he received threats, and another made-up person, Linda Stanton, saying her husband received threats."
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Lawyer Cites ChatGPT-Invented Fake Witnesses in Murder Appeal
"Do you watch the news? Do you listen to the radio? Do you read anything about what's going on in the world?” one of the judges asked the lawyer, who submitted false testimony and witnesses after usin...
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 7h
🚨 Joaquin Castro will introduce tomorrow the "STOP THE SETTLEMENTS ACT", the first ever bill which would ban trade with all illegal Israeli settlements, as well as impose sanctions on any foreign entity or individual which supports settlements in any way after Sept 30th 2026. It has 40 cosponsors.
castro.house.gov
Castro, Dean, Beyer, Casar, Jacobs, Escobar to Introduce Sanctions on Drivers of Settlement Expansion | U.S. Congressman Joaquin Castro
The Official U.S. Congressional website of Congressman Joaquin Castro
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 8h
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 8h
Sir you should rename data centers TRUMP centers. They should emit a sinister glow and a deafening screeching sound at all times. Local communities should be required to sacrifice an innocent life to them. For your glory sir. It'll help with the election
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 8h
Tbc people can make whatever argument they like about voting not voting etc but it seems like a lot of effort is being made to just obscure that Biden personally believed in everything he was doing? It's somewhat odd. Not like he's come out and expressed anything about how Israel is bad since 2025.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10h
Deeply under-the-radar development that could cause fissures on the right is a lot of guys like Matt Walsh have gotten really into talking about pitbull "genetics" as a racist dogwhistle but there's also a wing of MAGA that's ladies like Boebert who think racism against pitbulls is the only kind
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 10h
My dogs are freaking out about this buzzard perched on a cross atop the church across the street from us. It is kinda spooky
A buzzard atop a cross with a gray sky behind it.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 11h
Some important news that you’ll never see in the lamestream media. This is a real fundraising email I received today.
Donald J. Trump
To: Seth Cotlar >
Reply To: Donald J. Trump
In my meeting with Elon Musk, Seth came up!
5:10 PM
We're so back - Elon Musk came to the White House for a very important meeting!
What was the topic of discussion?We talked for hours, figuring out the key to saving the MAGA movement. We went through every possibility, looking far and wide for answers.
Once we figured it out, I began typing this email out to you.
You're not going to believe this...
The key to saving the MAGA
Movement is Seth!
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 11h
dear lord, every day I learn that transphobes are even stupider than I thought. imagine thinking I'm on their side and Dawkins isn't
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 29/09/2026
this is why x is a very toxic environment for every game developer. you are never going to win an argument with asmongold and his millions of friends no matter how wrong they are (and they are) being a worse human is in fact asmongold's entire thing and made him a millionaire, why would he stop
kotaku.com
WoW: Forever Ban Controversy Forces Blizzard Dev To Delete Account After Asking Players To Be 'Better Humans'
Otherwise, the beta has been going great
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 11h
"The Summer Garden. Leningrad" by Aleksey Gritsai (1955) www.tumblr.com/sovietpostca...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11h
Fantastic idea sir!
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da light jacket aficionado @swizzard.pizza · 11h
it's not "the leopards won't eat my face" it's "i am in the in-group the law protects but does not bind"
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12h
me downloading the 6th witcher iii remaster
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 15h
hmm I seem to recall that Bush did not in fact win but rather was handed the presidency by the supreme court, a decision Al Gore fell all over himself to accept did Ralph Nader somehow mind control him into doing that? lol
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 20h
When I came forward with my experience publicly, I got to watch people debate my rapeability in the comments sections
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm immensely proud to announce that my texture library that's been in the making for nearly a decade is now available on my itchio store for indie devs to purchase commercial licenses. makkon.itch.io
screenshot of my itchio store, showing several texture packs available for purchse
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22h
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 22h
ghost hunters bathtub edition
bighead fluffy gray cat with a white muzzle and paws and a pink nose laying in a clawfoot tub looking curiously at the shower curtain and poking it with his paw very cutely
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There was no “109 Row 1” at the Atlanta Hawks game Senator Eric Schmitt was fixated on today talkingpointsmemo.com/news/eric-sc...
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New Evidence Shows Just How Badly One Republican Senator Beclowned Himself in the Jack Smith Hearing
TPM has found fairly definitive evidence proving Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) misread...
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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're watching/streaming what one can only assume is a big pile of shit tonight.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me: I’m sure I’ll play you at some point but I’m good waiting for now. Fire Emblem: we have hunks again me:
Oh right. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
I would die for the Weird Puppies at the Sacramento SPCA
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
Prophet Heber J Grant took to the front page of the Deseret News to call the New Deal “Bolshevism” and the Church didn’t think black people were fully human until the Carter Administration. You think they had a live-and-let-live relationship with socialism?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
kgw.com
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 29/09/2026
“Hero” librarian sues after being fired for refusing to hide LGBTQ+ books from children www.lgbtqnation.com/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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“Hero” librarian sues after being fired for refusing to hide LGBTQ+ books from children
Folks have called Luanne James "a guardian of books" & "a true American Patriot" for refusing to comply with the anti-LGBTQ+ order.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like, I think we've all met exactly this sort of asshat in our lives, who confidently says something wrong and then reacts with absolute fury when someone points out that it isn't quite right.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“Endless wars, invasions, and mass surveillance aside, hating Muslims is a very reliable way to make a career as a pundit or win elections.”
defector.com
Finally, A Shitty Movie Where Muslims Are The Bad Guys | Defector
I can’t think of a time in my life when the idea of a Muslim terrorist was not the most acceptable societal enemy. As someone who came of age in the wake of 9/11 and the invasions of both Iraq and Afg...
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