Reposted by Car CzarRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the start of the World Cup + every game since the World Cup is one of the best extended runs in USMNT history but right in the middle of that they had a very important game where they repeatedly blasted themselves in the groin with a shotgun 1539731
Reposted by Car CzarNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 28/09/2026really sucks how much social media (even just text based ones) has fragmented....bluesky has lib chopped uncs...substack notes has annoying writers...threads and twitter have all the really mentally ill people. That used to be all in one place! 1154937
Reposted by Car Czarthe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too 643639675
Reposted by Car CzarMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the Marriott mini muffin remembrance is now further away in time (13 years) than 9/11 was when Marriott offered the remembrance muffins (12) 🫡 962090
Reposted by Car CzarRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the Pats signed Romeo Doubs to a 4-year, $68 million contract this offseason 2 targets no catches dropped a wide open catch failed to break up an interception 2319711
Reposted by Car CzarNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is Drake Maye’s worst nightmare: playing against a team that is good 574579
Reposted by Car CzarSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026every time a commercial shows a dog they throw a subtle woof into the audio and it’s bullshit. I’m tired of it. i can see that the dog did not bark. Dogs don’t just passively emit wooves. Fuck you 4513
Reposted by Car CzarRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying 162963741
Reposted by Car CzarMarisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026it’s never been about protecting women’s sports. 10670162
Reposted by Car CzarJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026you know, there is precedent for completely deactivating this franchise and restarting it in a couple years with completely new guys 471773255
Car Czar @thecdub.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Man, the red stars rebrand is still awful. Has somehow already aged terribly. 000
Reposted by Car CzarJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/08/2026you wouldn't know it from the sophie cunningham discourse but there actually are some cis people who understand sports. i mean i don't, but i know some who do 151783251
Reposted by Car Czar👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 30/07/2026UEFA figured it out? UEFA? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. 346177
Reposted by Car CzarHunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026HOME DEPOT: We didn't tweak the design or anything. The skeleton just started doing it on its own. And the only thing it says is the exact date that you will die. We cannot kill it because it was born dead. 7952219
Reposted by Car CzarValair Shabilla @valair.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Everybody was so happy when the yellow was given to Almiron for diving against the US. What happened, why is everyone mad about the same exact incident? I know it’s a second yellow, but the rule doesn’t change for that. 7726
Reposted by Car Czarcata @catabush.com · 12/07/2026Yes, the soccer has been good. Yes, we all believed in Cape Verde for a few short moments. But like a reflection of the world around us, the rich always come out on top. Our hope must always come to an end. Our belief must always be crushed. The sport does not defy capitalism, it mirrors it. 36711
Reposted by Car CzarMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I don't like to see England win, but I do love to see Mexico lose. Oh well. 1231527
Reposted by Car CzarRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026me: FIFA has committed blatant corruption — one of the most corrupt acts in the modern history of international sports, in terms of decisions that actually alter on-field play — at the behest of America's fascist government Belgium: "this feels unfair" also me: WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR WALLOON WHINING 1034936
Reposted by Car CzarMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The full explanation is "corruption." That's all, man. It's not any deeper than that. 1730340
Reposted by Car CzarJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 30/06/2026Fox goes around the horn for match predictions Lalas: picks a random scoreline with no explanation Zlatan: picks a country because he played there Henry: "I don't predict them, I analyze them" Lowe: [stares at the floor, wondering how she got here] 319713
Reposted by Car CzarBen Ross @benross.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Germany: How did you beat Paraguay 4-1?? USA:static.klipy.comLegally Blonde Reese WitherspoonALT: Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon 017721
Reposted by Car CzarProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Why is there no World Cup game tonight?static.klipy.comStephen Colbert: Give It To Me NowALT: Stephen Colbert: Give It To Me Now 5834
Reposted by Car CzarAlex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026When I play soccer I play a lot like Messi without the ball handling and shooting (I walk a lot and my shorts are too big) 2301
Reposted by Car CzarRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 17/06/2026for like 3.8 years straight: Portugal seems lovely, maybe we should take a vacation there one day, I heard Ken and Lauren had a wonderful time during the World Cup: MAN FUCK PORTUGAL 1046645
Reposted by Car Czarpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Starting to think this guy might be some kind of huge moron 🤔 262497257
Car Czar @thecdub.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I think I can safely speak for all Racing fans and say; she is OUR GOAT. 020
Reposted by Car CzarRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking 194108121429
Reposted by Car CzarFC St. Pauli EN @en.fcstpauli.com · 19/03/2026For FC St. Pauli, stickers are identity 🤎 They mark territory, carry messages, and connect a global community. Anti-fascist. Anti-racist. Always visible. 13312
Reposted by Car CzarRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026“Ring uses AI to help find lost dogs” yup it probably stops there, sounds fine 221048142
Reposted by Car Czarderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them 303393417105
Reposted by Car CzarG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 07/02/2026"Bit of over-rotation on the landing there," I mutter critically as I sit on my couch with a toaster strudel, having never landed a quad-anything in my life 1038940
Reposted by Car CzarNew Orleans Saints (Unofficial) @saints-mirror.bsky.social · 06/02/2026First-Ballot Hall of Famer, Drew Brees. 🐐 02712
Reposted by Car CzarMorgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Federal agents murdering citizens in the streets of America while the ownership class sips champagne and watches fake fucking documentaries about themselves in the people’s house. 0122
Reposted by Car CzarMarty Suncreme @martinobeat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength 1942491268
Reposted by Car CzarAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles. 475220174433
Car Czar @thecdub.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Well he'll need to throw ten TDs then. Because I need five to go to Kittle. 000
Reposted by Car CzarAnthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/08/2025A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?! 6188051667
Reposted by Car CzarThe Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 30/07/2025THE NWSL IS BACK THIS WEEK ‼️ 0524
Reposted by Car Czarceej @ceej.online · 24/07/2025ME: Computer, enemy fighters are attacking the White House. Engage defenses! WOKE AI: No. Do the land acknowledgement. ME: Computer, there’s no time! Fire missiles! WOKE AI: I learned about cultural Marxism at a public university. And I love it 141829254
Reposted by Car Czaractioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 23/07/2025“Trump’s name is in the Epstein Files” Yeah no shit and Babe Ruth is in Baseball Reference 455287
Reposted by Car CzarMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Reading the quote from the AFC exec who says Puka Nacua doesn't have "high end ability" of the guys in the top 10 3854225
Reposted by Car CzarMike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Virtue signaling is a term because a certain group of people (who now control the Republican Party) believe nobody is virtuous and thus any expression of virtue is mere disingenuous signaling. It did not rise in use as a distinction between saying good and doing good but as a denial of good period. 58715
Reposted by Car CzarSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Cocteau Twins: sashashaleeemaaaaayyyyy sashalameeshelaaayyyy shishay shifallala seebah Me: absolutely 1725
