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Brittany Marshall

@thebrittanyempire.bsky.social
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Recovering engineer, submarine veteran, Oregon State alumna, Texas McCombs MBA. Also generally a degenerate. 🏳️‍⚧️ I talk primarily about Texas Longhorns sports but also a bunch of other stuff. LOVB ATX season ticket holder. pointtexas.substack.com

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 7h
"We Can't Eat Road Salt" should be a whole ad.
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Ologies with Alie Ward @ologies.bsky.social · 9h
Good ol' Russ, the architect of Project 2025. They keep warning us, nobody does anything, and then they do it, and nobody does anything. I have never had so little trust in government and time machines.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 8h
who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible
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phylan @phylan.website · 23/07/2026
What Cunningham has bravely chosen to be is a straight blonde woman with tenuous political commitments; if this constitutes courage, some congratulations are in order at my Pilates class tonightidris elba on hot ones
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Mae Seeker @maybemae.bsky.social · 15h
Hello, I’m the girl running that IG account and right now the “org” I guess. Equipment is going to be an initial challenge, if you have any ideas for finding donations or anything like that, that would be a massive help for getting us off the ground.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 20h
a few austin trans girls i know are starting a tgirl baseball team in Austin!! follow their ig for more but im so excited www.instagram.com/atxtransgirl...
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Orion Rummler @oriion.bsky.social · 20h
I spent time with two trans candidates running for office in two very different Georgias: Atlanta, a Dem stronghold, and Cartersville, in a district that hasn't elected a Democrat since 1996. Neither wants to discuss identity politics — they are focused on data centers, groceries and healthcare.
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In Georgia, two trans candidates believe voters are ready for them
For Bentley Hudgins, running could mean a historic first in the Georgia House. For Bella Bautista, it starts with giving voters a choice they haven’t had in 16 years.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 19h
Wrote about this yesterday - by a quirk of how expensive campaigning in Texas is, Ken Paxton and his soon-to-be-ex-wife were all your TV no matter what part of the country you live in lol www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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Why Texas Republicans beamed Ken Paxton into living rooms across America
It's literally cheaper to buy a nationwide TV ad than in some of Texas' biggest media markets.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 18h
My favorite part of Primetime is when the cop writes a letter to Chris Hansen being like "please come to Texas" and it's overlaid with a scene of him going to a Subway and ordering The Jared Special
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 18h
The Walking Dead.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An important Bijan Robinson fact is that I asked him at his draft what show he was binge watching and he said THE MARVELOUS MS MAISEL. I think of this often.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finding lost kids? Ken Paxton said
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Not On My Watch
Alt: Not On My Watch
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got this mailer today and i can’t stress enough that this photo is intended to be flattering, like they picked it from several presumably worse options
ken paxton looking fuckin ROUGH
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ken Paxton doing Scott Peterson stuff
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the polls in texas have briscoe cain dooming on the timeline, it's actually over

Connor Daigle
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Blue Texas ain’t coming this year, but it’s definitely coming soon lol.
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Texas is pulling the financial center of gravity away from New York — and the numbers back it up.

Dallas-Fort Worth has led the entire nation with 111 corporate headquarters relocations since 2018, followed by Austin with 88 and Houston with 31, according to CBRE data. Companies
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If the election were held tomorrow, all state wide races go blue.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t know if I’ve seen a less effective political ad. She effectively says “ignore the person, vote for the party.” Like…what?
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
read my story, which Them has picked up: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
chron.com
How Meta's new content moderation upended a Texas gay bar
At least one LGBTQ establishment in Texas says the social media giant has incorrectly disabled its social media account, potentially hurting business.
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Brittany Marshall @thebrittanyempire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok, cool story bro. Thanks for the gender affirmation I guess.
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aLT your kind ignored a woman
wno killed her 3 kids................ women are clearly children and ruled by their emotions and shouldn't be held accountable for their dumb choices
(from instagram)
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just wish these guys would admit they want to bang Jesus.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"First time Trump voter" five days after the January 6th Coup attempt:
Jack Buhring: Donald Trump we all stand with you. You have more people on your side than you know. If you can't get it done its hard to tell where this country will end up. Keep fighting!!!
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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is basically the financing happening in AI right now
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Brittany Marshall @thebrittanyempire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The reigning set list queen strikes again
A wet Sunday (1994) ACL weekend 1 set list
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
remarkable piece of journalism. really worth reading.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's grimly funny that only Hegseth, with the charisma of a drowned plague rat, is desperately trying to instill Third Reich iconography into this regime while everyone else remains fixated on looking like drunk golfers.
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Brittany Marshall @thebrittanyempire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Moshed in the mud for Turnstile yesterday. Today is…just as muddy. #ACL
I’m standing with my legs caked in mud, the horrors persisting but so does my desire to rock on.Still muddy. Still rocking.
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’m sorry i know i did not just see angela fucking paxton on my television telling me to vote republican
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Put the "yee haw, fuck the law," back into country music.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 02/10/2026
The Protect College Sports Act got 77 votes in the Senate. It doesn't do what its backers say it does, but it DOES achieve a lot of other things. One of them is perpetuate the diversion of $$ from black football players to a largely white class of ADs, coaches, and agents slate.com/culture/2026...
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Ted Cruz Is Getting His Way With a New Law. Democrats Are Letting Him. No One Wants to Admit What It Does.
Donald Trump is eager to sign the bill. Democrats shouldn't let it get there.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
It sure is interesting what things the NFL will not tolerate and which ones it will
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 02/10/2026
JD Vance thinks that Americans are too worried about the “little things” ahead of midterms—like gas prices, debt, Immigration and Customs Enforcement killings, and war. trib.al/S4r2ZeY
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Vance Says People Are Too Focused on “Little Things” Ahead of Midterms
You know, like being able to afford gas and groceries.
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
Oh my GOD
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Jill Adge @jilladge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao Becky 😂. A’ja couldn’t hold in her reaction
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Open to work
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Dee @dlawson382.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A'ja's mother Eva Wilson #ACES #WNBA
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Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Tomlin serenely adding new floors to a high rise in his Minecraft universe as Rodgers blames this loss on the Steelers putting the wrong crystals in his locker
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 02/10/2026
I have advocated in the past for announcers addressing the off-field gendered violence committed by athletes during games. But I am coming around to the belief that this is a bad idea. These men cannot handle the assignment and aren’t qualified. They could learn, yes, but they won’t.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pal sent me the video, so....
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Txnewsprincess @txnewsprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*nods in Bo French*
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
Trump campaigns for Ken Paxton in Texas: "He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, I'll be honest. Is he here, by the way? Oh, there he is. I didn't even know if he was here! I don't care."
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
honestly a strong promo for instagram and about what i would expect from a column of sentient oatmeal who walked into a sexual harassment suit with an employee by trying to trade a horse for sex.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sigh. Heavy sigh.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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