J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If this is true, the lesson is “don’t hire woefully unqualified people in positions of power” and honestly, who could have known that would be the case? 1251
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026To be fair, Blue Sky generally is the *exact* population of people who would be proud they’ve never heard of Choosin’ Texas. It’s a catchy song. I don’t like it but I don’t deny it’s catchy and everywhere. 4100
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What song immediately puts you in the best mood and why is it Dancing On My Own (the original, obviously)? 170
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watching Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail to indoctrinate the kids in humor 6290
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you see your kid's school name in the Caller ID, you have 2 seconds to mentally prepare yourself for your day going off the rails. Straight to the ER for a likely concussion wasn't what I expected, though. 21750
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Reading a contract that defines one of the parties as Company X, "which term shall as context dictates, include Company A." That doesn't seem ripe for issues at all. 6351
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Got tickets to see End Game in theaters with the kids tomorrow because they were too young the first time. Which means tonight we’re watching Infinity War. Two movies on school nights in a row. Because memories are better than some homework. 2310
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One day I will stop walking around my house that I have lived in for 11 years and absentmindedly walking into doorways or walls, but not today. 1180
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Youngest’s math teacher walked out of the room in the middle of class today while saying “I quit,” if you’re wondering how the middle school teachers are doing. 10941
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Husband and I were split up on one flight home today and amazingly, neither of us asked someone else to switch seats so we could sit together. And we survived being apart for three hours, believe it or not. 4510
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Girlhood is making sure to tell at least five women “you look amazing” or “I love your outfit” every time I’m out at night. 1270
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have never once met someone who complained about HR being “stifling” and not thought they were a pathetic loser and a jerk. These are the people who are mad you can’t just sexually harass people or say the n-word at work anymore. 3292
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The planes to Vegas have a lot more energy and whimsy than the plans home from Vegas 1160
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Having kids is having two water bottles that you use when you travel, and then when you're walking out the house to the airport, both of those being lost or gone or somewhere else because your sons used them and didn't tell you 4260
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New subscriber-only @badlawyerpod.bsky.social episode! A grab bag of topics including licentious Little League litigation, giving @pablo.show his flowers for being so right about the Clippers from the beginning, and discuss the Lindsey Clancy mistrial. www.patreon.com/LawyersBehav...patreon.comBozos, Ballers, and More (SUBSCRIBER ONLY) | Lawyers Behaving BadlyBozos, Ballers, and More (SUBSCRIBER ONLY) by Lawyers Behaving Badly on Patreon. Join Lawyers Behaving Badly's community for exclusive content and updates. 2130
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If anything is guaranteed, it is that life will life the hardest the few days immediately before you go out of town 3260
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Going to Vegas this week and it will be 98 or so every day and it will be cooler every day and night than it will be at home in Dallas 2150
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Holy shit!! Never doubted for a minute!* *I doubted it for a minute 2270
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mike Evans is one of my favorite players ever, so I’m happysad for his renaissance in SF 030
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Did that guy blow out his knee trying to stop Myles Garrett? And failing terribly? 140
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026IT’S RAINING AND 75 DEGREES AT MY HOUSE. That’s the coolest it’s been in…months? 1150
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The new, larger, monitor arrived and getting that bad boy in the house alone is proof that man’s ready should not exceed his grasp 2180
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Literally lol'd at the idea that this was more watched than the season opener of the NFL. 0110
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My 49” external monitor died (the hardware actually crapped out) and let me tell you, the transition to a 13” laptop screen for work is *rough* 5190
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You can become a lifetime @badlawyerpod.bsky.social member for only $2999 2140
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Follow along for a local, on-the-ground reporter who is extremely familiar with the North Texas alt-right. 072
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I made the viral roasted “chicken au poivre” recipe and y’all, this might be the best smelling thing I’ve ever smelled 4301
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026….I may have overindulged on drinks last night and there’s no squeaking by without a hangover at 44 7350
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Watching the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix with Oldest to introduce him to Millennial Lore™️ 1190
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Oldest got me a Lego set for my birthday (“Plants, because you love them so much”) and told me that my gift was that they’d leave me alone long enough to do it. It’s amazing when your kids *get* you. Real Housewives and time alone? Best present ever. 0320
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026As the parent of a 14-yr old who is also in AP classes, let me be clear here: this kid is 15 like I’m a 25-yr old blonde influencer. 6544
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There was a woman (new mother) on tiktok recently who posted a video about her post-partum anxiety and the intrusive thoughts she unwillingly had. She gave an example of walking by a wood chipper with her baby strapped to her chest… 1190
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We have 10 thirteen-year old boys spending the night tonight and I fear I will never hear quiet again 11821
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Nike is QUITE concerned that all the house guests are outside without her guarding 1150
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Puppy Max is proof that if you believe in yourself enough, you can achieve your dreams 0290
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Solidly in my mid-40s now and there’s no hiding it at 44, but life is pretty great these days. 8670
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Remember the Wyland wall that the City of Dallas painted over and destroyed for a temporary FIFA mural? Someone attempted to restore it. Godspeed, graffiti artist. 211731
J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I think I found the most cursed in-house job in existence and it's Head of Legal for McKinsey. 5200