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J.J.

@jdotj.bsky.social
12K followers 1.3K following 7.2K posts

Lawyer, mom, wife, podcaster, hobbyist photographer, and avid fan of chronically underperforming sports teams (mostly)

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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If this is true, the lesson is “don’t hire woefully unqualified people in positions of power” and honestly, who could have known that would be the case?
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be fair, Blue Sky generally is the *exact* population of people who would be proud they’ve never heard of Choosin’ Texas. It’s a catchy song. I don’t like it but I don’t deny it’s catchy and everywhere.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What song immediately puts you in the best mood and why is it Dancing On My Own (the original, obviously)?
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Assimilation in food cultures is great, actually
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail to indoctrinate the kids in humor
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you see your kid's school name in the Caller ID, you have 2 seconds to mentally prepare yourself for your day going off the rails. Straight to the ER for a likely concussion wasn't what I expected, though.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It still goes really fucking hard
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reading a contract that defines one of the parties as Company X, "which term shall as context dictates, include Company A." That doesn't seem ripe for issues at all.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got tickets to see End Game in theaters with the kids tomorrow because they were too young the first time. Which means tonight we’re watching Infinity War. Two movies on school nights in a row. Because memories are better than some homework.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One day I will stop walking around my house that I have lived in for 11 years and absentmindedly walking into doorways or walls, but not today.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Youngest’s math teacher walked out of the room in the middle of class today while saying “I quit,” if you’re wondering how the middle school teachers are doing.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Feeling proud of my district for once
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Husband and I were split up on one flight home today and amazingly, neither of us asked someone else to switch seats so we could sit together. And we survived being apart for three hours, believe it or not.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Peeking
Beyond cliche Instagram type artsy selfie
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Girlhood is making sure to tell at least five women “you look amazing” or “I love your outfit” every time I’m out at night.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Recent life scenes
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have never once met someone who complained about HR being “stifling” and not thought they were a pathetic loser and a jerk. These are the people who are mad you can’t just sexually harass people or say the n-word at work anymore.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The planes to Vegas have a lot more energy and whimsy than the plans home from Vegas
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having kids is having two water bottles that you use when you travel, and then when you're walking out the house to the airport, both of those being lost or gone or somewhere else because your sons used them and didn't tell you
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New subscriber-only @badlawyerpod.bsky.social episode! A grab bag of topics including licentious Little League litigation, giving @pablo.show his flowers for being so right about the Clippers from the beginning, and discuss the Lindsey Clancy mistrial. www.patreon.com/LawyersBehav...
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If anything is guaranteed, it is that life will life the hardest the few days immediately before you go out of town
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Going to Vegas this week and it will be 98 or so every day and it will be cooler every day and night than it will be at home in Dallas
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Kyler Murray experience ended quickly
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Scenes of dogs around the house today.
Relaxing Great Pyrenees Puppy that won’t stay still Relaxing Milton
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Holy shit!! Never doubted for a minute!* *I doubted it for a minute
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Ted Cruz curse wasting no time I see
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“I was 6 on 9/11/01…” GTFO
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mike Evans is one of my favorite players ever, so I’m happysad for his renaissance in SF
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh. Jonas Brothers. Oh no.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did that guy blow out his knee trying to stop Myles Garrett? And failing terribly?
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IT’S RAINING AND 75 DEGREES AT MY HOUSE. That’s the coolest it’s been in…months?
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The new, larger, monitor arrived and getting that bad boy in the house alone is proof that man’s ready should not exceed his grasp
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Literally lol'd at the idea that this was more watched than the season opener of the NFL.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The NFL is back! Our long national nightmare is over.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My 49” external monitor died (the hardware actually crapped out) and let me tell you, the transition to a 13” laptop screen for work is *rough*
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can become a lifetime @badlawyerpod.bsky.social member for only $2999
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Follow along for a local, on-the-ground reporter who is extremely familiar with the North Texas alt-right.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I made the viral roasted “chicken au poivre” recipe and y’all, this might be the best smelling thing I’ve ever smelled
Roasted chickens resting while the sauce reduces
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
….I may have overindulged on drinks last night and there’s no squeaking by without a hangover at 44
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix with Oldest to introduce him to Millennial Lore™️
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oldest got me a Lego set for my birthday (“Plants, because you love them so much”) and told me that my gift was that they’d leave me alone long enough to do it. It’s amazing when your kids *get* you. Real Housewives and time alone? Best present ever.
Fun adorable plant legos
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a fun race once again!
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As the parent of a 14-yr old who is also in AP classes, let me be clear here: this kid is 15 like I’m a 25-yr old blonde influencer.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There was a woman (new mother) on tiktok recently who posted a video about her post-partum anxiety and the intrusive thoughts she unwillingly had. She gave an example of walking by a wood chipper with her baby strapped to her chest…
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We have 10 thirteen-year old boys spending the night tonight and I fear I will never hear quiet again
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nike is QUITE concerned that all the house guests are outside without her guarding
Dog looking outside
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Puppy Max is proof that if you believe in yourself enough, you can achieve your dreams
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Solidly in my mid-40s now and there’s no hiding it at 44, but life is pretty great these days.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Remember the Wyland wall that the City of Dallas painted over and destroyed for a temporary FIFA mural? Someone attempted to restore it. Godspeed, graffiti artist.
Tiny white whale graffiti in corner of a giant blue wall that says "Killer Whale"
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think I found the most cursed in-house job in existence and it's Head of Legal for McKinsey.
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