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[extremely baby billy voice] toilet baby

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i still can't figure out why his team won't let him debate

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i'd like to welcome everyone outside of texas who is just now learning about how tough on serious crime ken paxton is. for more information please search "ken paxton federal charges" or "ken paxton fbi"

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Great defense, please keep saying that into a microphone, sir

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this is goofy of course, but it's also a tremendous relief because every other option would be 1) dumb and bad and 2) have cascading effects for however long they keep playing

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there’s an above average chance that i will lose this week in fantasy because i relied on trevor lawrence to not do some dumb shit and honestly that’s on me, that’s my bad

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so uh who pitches in this series

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YOUR AMERICAN LEAGUE WEST CHAMPION HOUSTON ASTROS

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lucas spence you beautiful infant, you magnificent baby boy

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this is it. this is why we do it. to be absolutely miserable for a few hours regardless of the outcome, as a treat

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time to toggle between watching the texans offense and watching a season deciding astros bullpen game, i’m sure i will remain calm and at ease

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nick caley you will not see heaven

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

john mateer with a performance for the ages

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The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

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this game is an absolute mess (mostly derogatory with a light dusting of complimentary)

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did they paint herbstreit’s eyebrows orange

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Scare-ah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it's good, i think, that there are still new things in the world, and that we are able to collectively experience them here on blue sky, the sports application

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he thought someone stepped on a jellyfish! he’s helping!

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you can't simulate use of the restroom anymore, because of woke

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Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell

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GrizzboarderNC @grizzboardnc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the abc audio going to shit immediately after the *extremely* long segment about trump fucking up communications 👨‍🍳🤌

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Ahahahahhahahahaha he’s fucking dead inside.

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

team’s a spectacular mess, magic number is 3

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the astros are a busted altima driving off-road and shedding parts as it goes

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

glad that tags isn't over here to fuck up the magic number math (it's 5)

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many are saying that he couldn't win a fight against bevo, that he's not virile and strong enough, that he's too low energy. some even say that it's illegal to fight bevo, that they won't let you do it anymore, because of trans, and even he can't change the law

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stop me if you’ve heard this before but seattle yordong

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we said the cruelty is the point so often that it’s long since become trite, but this is truly the definition of it

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