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Beig

@thebeig.bsky.social
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geógrafo não-praticante, neurodivergente e não se levando a sério demais

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
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itaipava @brahma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
miúdos estão a acompanhar youtubers brasileiros e logo começarão a chamar suco de bolinhas de "refrigerante"
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if it was called Helpraiser: and a guy with a normal head was just smiling saying "we have such support to give you"
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✨silva joão✨ @silvazuao.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
o playboy narigudo é um dos piores bandidos que tem aí no país atualmente. sobretudo pq é mais liso que os outros
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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carol @carolramos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nós
regging no tumblr:

you can be both employed & way too online. it's called "posting on the clock," and actually, it's praxis.
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Progeiras Gostosas @proggostosas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boa tarde bskygeiros
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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Beig @thebeig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it get's worse fernando henrique cardoso just defended you
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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✨silva joão✨ @silvazuao.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
olha que ideia boa
os personagens mickey, pateta e margarida (um rato, um cachorro e uma pata) trajados como personagens harry dubois, kim kitsuragi e klassje amandou de disco elysium sob os dizeres silva joão's disnelysium
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Nigel Goodman @nigelgoodman.com.br · 29/09/2026
quem foi jovem nos anos noventa sabe que word art é sinônimo de informação, porque era a letra obrigatória na capa de todos os trabalhos.
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O último blog de música vivo @hominiscanidae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gilberto Gil do velho testamento te dando a real sobre a direita brasileira (que segue valendo atualmente)...
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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Rabbi Ariel Stone @rabbiariel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We have built a world with flawless logistics for war and broken logistics for food.”
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nai 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Zack Fox is one of the funniest niggas to ever grace this Earth 😭😭
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Arthur Testudinata @testudinata.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a gente podia aproveitar esse papo de liberdade religiosa pra criar uma religião onde fumar em lugar fechado é uma prática sagrada...
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pedraum_quejero @quejero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
os cara nunca perceberam q é cringe ser evangelico?
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Beig @thebeig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sobre o caso aí da nossa senhora, tudo que tenho a dizer é WAOW
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Beig @thebeig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
vergonhoso publicar um texto desse e o argumento todo ser "mas ele não foi condenado por isso" eu até consigo entender a pessoa ter esse certo receio de reconhecer que seus pares apoiam e estão cometendo genocídio, mas sei lá, o argumento ser "mas o TPI não julgou ele ainda" é paia demais
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Beig @thebeig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hj gastei um tempo tentando explicar pra psicologa que eu gosto de coisas que são tão de nicho que é impossível eu tentar falar com essas coisas com o pessoal majoritariamente véio do trampo e pq eu me sentiria super exposto se eles soubessem as musica que eu gosto, as coisas que me entretem, etc
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amuro ray com saudade da roça @moara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
juro, ela e o nakagawa... veja se não é o **EXTREME CONVERSA DE FIRMA SIMULATOR** mais insano e realista que você já viu.. espera eles falarem do clippy.. é incrível...
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 24/09/2026
Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something? Yes, I guessed as much. Well, here's a tip. There's a stash of treasure right down that hole.
poorly photoshopped face of Elizabeth Holmes (from the trailer of You Can See Everything when she says “why would I deceived you”) over Trusty Patches character model from Dark Souls 1
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Nigel Goodman @nigelgoodman.com.br · 24/09/2026
Tinha que ter eleição todo ano. escreve aí
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
inflating my heart with helium in anubis's waiting room
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
👍 🧠🔫
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Beig @thebeig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ouvindo a versão de have a cigar com o roger waters cantando pq eu me odeio demais
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Beig @thebeig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
porra, essas capa animada do pink floyd no apple music é a coisa mais fubanga que eu já vi na vida, certeza que é ideia do david gilmour
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oleha da bruise @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
basil = manjericão brasil = mranjericão
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy 9/23/26
Nancy is reading a trendy fashion magazine that says “Trend alert! Boys love long hair. Grow!!” Nancy takes the advice, and grows out her hair spikes. Sluggo is stunned by her beauty.
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Sorvetes Brochinha @arisusagi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vocês acham estranho o primeiro encontro ser no morro do vintém usando máscaras de chumbo
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Tinturas Cor&Doll @orathiago.com · 22/09/2026
oiii voce sabia que 60% das classes D e E só tem acesso a internet via planos gratuitos que só oferecem whatsapp?
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Tinturas Cor&Doll @orathiago.com · 22/09/2026
obrigado alexandre de moraes por ter tirado o twitter do ar por um único mês e com isso ter ACABADO com a minha dependencia daquilo ali
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/09/2026
Batman vs The Trolley Problem - existentialcomics.com/comic/673
existentialcomics.com
Batman vs The Trolley Problem
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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Beig @thebeig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
essa reação a propaganda do all-star x aquela outra la que falaram que tavam incentivando pedofilia pq tinha um ursinho de pelúcia com uns negócio de bondage (nem lembro direito se era isso mesmo) os dois a 80 por hora
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
everyone has schizophrenia now
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pólen @vomitodiarreia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FOME fear of missing eating
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Arthur Testudinata @testudinata.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mais doido que eu: disfuncional demais, dissimulado, imprevisível, inapto à vida em sociedade. menos doido que eu: normie, alheio à camada mais importante da realidade, sortudo por não saber o que é o real sofrimento psíquico, incapaz de ver através da matrix
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Progeiras Gostosas @proggostosas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The real risk of AI destroying the world is through some bullshit like this honestly
Tweet from Zachary Cohen CNN


NEW: The US military was prepared to board a Chinese vessel in the Middle East earlier this spring -- during war with Iran -- after an intel report concluded it was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program. 

But just before the planned operation, officials discovered the report had been generated w/ help of AI & chatbot used by the analyst inaccurately identified what the ship was carrying, sources tell @KatieBoLillis & me.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A24's 40 Year Old Virgin mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures. (dissonant orchestra) robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat? mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.
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John Ganz @lioneltrolling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The real AI risk is to culture, and therefore to humanity itself, albeit in a slightly different way than is being said.— www.unpopularfront.news/p/reason-v-r...
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Reason v. Rule
The Real AI Risk is to Culture Itself
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