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Alder Cheems

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Old-growth timber enjoyer

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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 2h
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 5h
Loggin' will now be known as Super Forestry
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 6h
Tired of pollcels. Just wanna fast forward past the midterms so everybody can start arguing about the 2028 primaries.
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 7h
Idaho residents pushed WA's healthcare system to the brink with covid cases long after a vaccine was available. So sick of these freaks.
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 8h
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 10h
Al Mawasi before Joe Biden decided to be Israel's Santa Claus (image, Feb 2023) vs after (image, Dec 2024). Most of these tents are refugees from Israel's May '24 Rafah offensive-Biden's "Red Line" which, if crossed, he would totally Do Something (he didn't do anything, Rafah was depopulated)
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 12h
Too many counties. Whittle that shit down to like 45.
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't imagine anything that scares the hoes more than "ACAB includes sex offender registries" at the local DSA meetup
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now why would a guy who sexually assaulted an intoxicated person be going to bars?
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Browsing my followers
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Applebee's after I get veteran status on my license.
applebee's with a permanently closed sign
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
soup: hamburger from MIL's farm, red & white onions from garden, leeks, carrots, turnips, coriander, cumin, red pepper flakes, black pepper, roasted garlic base, dash of fish saucefrog: mom can you give me money for burger
mom: to buy burger?
frog: Yeeees.
Actually buys soup like a boss
soup time
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, I will shoot you in the face. I will shoot you dead in your fucking face.
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bringing black tar heroin to the job interview
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People will really be like "our military effectiveness issues are 90% civilian idiocy issues" but then you see the operations planning for the Cuba post-collapse mission is 90-120 days. Probably gonna need more than a Role 2 I'd guess
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Oh my god bruh
@captainfubar.bsky.so... 

LeadingReport

CIA operatives are on the ground in Cuba right now and they are "freeing up Cuba," 
per POTUS. 4:04 p.m. 20 May 26. 145K Views
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@captainfubar.bsky.so... 5m
The intelligence officer reading the flash that the operation was just leaked by the president
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only two types of women can make it in the GOP: Daughter's friend they wanna fuck Dommy mommy
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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Russian Gerbera-2 drone taken down by M134D fire from a Ukrainian anti-drone gunship, the PZL M28 An-28.
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reading the news at 3am:
chris Farley about ready to lose his shit
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Talarico stumbles through an answer about trans student athletes:
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When the country musician isn't high on uppers and downers that haven't been manufactured in 50 years
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TBH we *can* just end the war by surrendering and leaving our dumbfuck allies who wanted this to suffer the consequences.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hell yeah eco-terrorism rules
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
get his ass
meme from @femalesfortrump:
"repost bidenomics" with a gas station sign where unleaded costs 4 bucks
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This will hurt a lot of innocent people but on the other hand log truck drivers voted for this and and they need to suffer.
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my_random_name @my-random-name.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They do not like being reminded … www.reuters.com/article/idUS...
reuters.com
Obama says abortion rights law not a top priority
President Barack Obama said on Wednesday he favored abortion rights for women but that passing a law guaranteeing those rights was not his top priority, trying to avoid inflaming divisions over the is...
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Libs already making excuses for future administrations not prosecuting the button pushers and pilots who had no problem following illegal orders from SecDef Boat Murder.
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's not early morning PT unless it's pitch black and you're hungover with a Newport and coffee from the Kangaroo
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok I did it. Do the hoes just come to me naturally or what
me touching moss
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Mike Walker @newnarrative.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More U.S. troops have died amid Iran war than Pentagon has disclosed publicly www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
washingtonpost.com
More U.S. troops have died amid Iran war than Pentagon has disclosed publicly
Officials who spoke with The Post expressed frustration that the additional loss of life in the Middle East is not reflected in the Defense Department’s casualty database.
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You wanna know how I got these toxicity scores?
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well if you insist...
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gen X'ers learn manners challenge: impossible
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hakeem Jeffries scrambling to compromise on the dogfucking legislation in order to pass the "kitchen table affordability for america" bill which is somehow a $100 billion budget increase to ICE
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love Soylent Green but Robinson acts circles around Heston in it. Not even fair to put them together.
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Absolutely not
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm back and I'm here to tell you that dates and times are no laughing matter on here. Please use them responsibly!
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Being attacked by a vicious beast
cute dog
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So what's happening with the Canadian whiskey ban?
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They should bedazzle the Marines too
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Max Read @maxread.info · 17/09/2026
unabomber clippy
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
First John Braun mailer I've received for WA-3. No mention of party or his Trump endorsement. Lame attacks on MGP because she's basically a pro-abortion Republican. I'm pretty sure the GOP has given up here.
john Braun mailer for wa-3
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