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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Arnold Schwarzenegger is legitimately the only republican I don’t believe is a pedophile

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don't think the Republican Party can "go back to normal" but if it did, that just means being a vehicle for undermining government and concentrating wealth, enveloped in a bunch of dishonest obfuscatory slop. Why yearn for something to return to the exact thing that fostered it

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What’s the over/under on restaurants quietly going back to soybean in the fryers? I’m giving it six months.

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing.

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

AI food images always look like the closeups of a Ren & Stimpy cartoon.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Can't say I'd feel comfortable eating food made by a chef who isn't comfortable taking a picture of it

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I don’t care if even if they’re doing arson I’m always glad to see kids outside

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

if iran had nukes gas would be $2.50/gallon right now

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

(me, pointing at you) damn, that’s Art

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Literally letting a man in a fucking coma keep his seat we’re cooked.

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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

'there's only 2 great ideas in literature' yes, mutated pet store turtles doing martial arts in the sewers and bringing back the dinosaurs from mosquitos preserved in amber,

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Basketball…..the greatest sport

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Knicks have that Mandate of Heaven

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/06/2026

losing an election so bad you start farting around everywhere

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Santori Games announces Richard Kind Brave Paralogue Exvius: Second Impact, a new tactics JRPG from Ogre Temple creator Ryûsei Kento

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

the one thing these people cannot countenance is being Accurately Described. all of this is happening because the internet provided a means for people to Accurately Describe them to their faces. and they lost their fucking minds

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

*sings Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game to a Costco sheet cake.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/05/2026

seems like we revisit these posts every 6 months, then every 3 months, then every month,

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

if someone tried to kill me once every six to eight weeks I might start to think I should do something different

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Don Jr.’s wedding venue

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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 21/05/2026

I saw this once, months ago, and it DELIGHTED me, in a "two great tastes that taste great together" way Stumbled upon it again today Whoever made this mashup has my everlasting gratitude [Sound ON]

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

What’s your most unhinged Liberal belief- liberal, not leftists- I’ll go first: I’m vehemently anti-small business

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/05/2026

remembering better days like when @theabh.bsky.social would bait pro life Twitter dumbasses with an MRI of a testicle, none of them ever caught on until he sprung the trap

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/05/2026

ever notice that every conservative media platform turns out to be unpopular dog shit who's cultural relevance is watered by a firehose of dark money? just a coincidence I'm sure

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

that's not ultraleft or fringe to say anymore. we can have a livable country or we can have a country with the Republican Party in it. everyone knows this now, from the most edgy leftist poster to a mainstream liberal. the opposition party can either offer that clearly and loudly, or they can lose.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

This reminds me of the time Starbucks sent out a bunch of press releases to big papers saying they were closing some LA stores because of "crime" and all of the papers ran with the "crime" story and then you find out the stores were in Santa Monica and Los Feliz and the "crime" was really unionizing

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Ted Turner was possibly the closest thing to a “good billionaire” that ever existed largely because he was more of a kook than a menace. Plus he straight up saved the Bison, last time any of those fuckers ever actually did something philanthropic.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/05/2026

Everyday I am forced to contend with the fact that the real reason that we will never get out of this mess is because the ultimate dream of the liberal is a world of convenience in which the systems of oppression work so stealthily & effectively that they can ignore it while feeling like good people

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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

bullshit. everyone knows if you’re in england, you’re a pedophile

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Feels weird to mourn a billionaire, but Ted Turner was the closest we had to a pretty good one. On top of all his environmental conservation, buying up all the cartoons and movie libraries and running em nonstop an absolute net positive. No Cartoon Network or Adult Swim without him. Loved that crank

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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Honestly I find it kind of offensive to put the blame here on regular people as though they are just ignorant and uncultured. "Why dont people appreciate the humanities" well we've defunded them to the point they essentially only exist in a world very few can participate in.

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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

NACHO “Not A Chance Hormuz Opens”

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/04/2026

remembering the days when looking up something on Amazon got what you asked for instead of 10 ads from competing products

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ABH @theabh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

We all grieve in our own way Erika Kirk just chose all the way to the bank

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Adult Human Puppygirl @k-effective.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

i think its awesome that US troops have a stock name for the guy who's fucking their girlfriends and wives while they're stuck on a boat up to their knees in their own shit eating dry as fuck hamburger patties and reconstituted seagull cloaca

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

4 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy sits handcuffed in an interrogation room while two FBI agents watch him through a one way mirror.
Blue Guy: C’mon guys! I wasn’t actually gonna kill anyone! It was a joke.

Panel 2:
FBI Agent 1 (arms folded, looking stern): Do you believe him?

Panel 3:
FBI Agent 2 (holds up a phone and points to it): No. He has a Blue Sky Account

Panel 4: (Agent 2 looks into the interrogation room in disgust) This son of a bitch doesn’t even know what a joke is

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

When I’m too drunk to remember the word “ravioli.”

Sign advertising “Long Island Dumplings”

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SAINT SLUGGODIN SAYS FUCK MARK CUBAN @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Big fucking deal I’ve been involved in at least as many shootings as Erika Kirk AND I shot one of the assholes back where’s my fuckin firework show

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