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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tracking the Ring
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Sandy Pug Games Gaiden @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is pretty transparently coopting sexual liberation language and culture to create a sort of harem roleplay for millionaire losers. gross. please go to wholesome freak parties run by real freaks in your area
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Screen capture from MGSV: The Phantom Pain. Skull Face lectures Venom Snake in the back of a Jeep. He wears a black suit and hat out of a western with a domino mask, and has a finger raised in emphasis
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Diabetus @diabetus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 games
"My 9 Games. The 9 Games That Shaped Who I am" A 3x3 grid where each block shows various game titles from the Meet n Fuck cinematic universe
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
"Macklemore is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon"

[Benjamin Netanyahu speaking at a United Nations General Assembly lectern.]
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love to simultaneously learn of the existence of a thing and that my previous ignorance by happenstance was radiating severe poser energy. Thank you for helping me Rolling Stone.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm fairly certain both Albert Camus and Scipio Africanus knew how to blast their balls with red light to improve their sperm count.
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Dave@Not-Convention Recovery @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God Emperor of Dune by Frank Herbert
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 24/04/2024
Shōgun Yabushige death poem scene edit based on I Think You Should Leave

YABUSHIGE: My death poem.
OMI: *reading aloud*
“Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “No coffin please! Just wet, wet mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “Bae.”
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't believe Trump, JD Vance, and McConnell are going to these lengths to reenact the death of Gus from Breaking Bad. Truly masterful LARP gentlemen.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is my kind of foreshadowing
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Tyler @brainrunnethout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna see HIS DICK
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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026
This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go
Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Escorted off the premises after refusing to leave without finishing my Rankin/Bass stop motion-style Dr Who pitch.
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2025
actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier @smittermeier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thomas Pynchon‘s Reading Rainbow
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why do cows have so many dicks
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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Pirate Princess Jess (She/Her) @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Milk Cyclops
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
This is 40
A four panel comic; a man says “now that I’m an adult I can do whatever I want.” A woman says “do you want to come over to my house” and he says no and giggles in a blanket at home
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Novika🎃 (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @thenovika.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Thank God for Bluesky
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never Stop Bating - Jack Me Dong
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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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phylan @phylan.website · 08/09/2026
"my LLM is so powerful it's dangerous and risks breaking containment!" "ok let's destroy it" "oh, haha, no. no." "let's intensively regulate your company then" "oh, no. no. look can you just put it in the newspaper that it's powerful"
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Nick Creamer @bobduh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As with the FFVII remakes, regardless of how the new Ocarina of Time plays, I think we can all take comfort in seeing a generation of artists who grew up with these characters now celebrate them with endless reams of pornography
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I recently had to quit my job for health reasons; I've applied for unemployment but it hasn't kicked in yet, and I'm behind on rent, various debts, and my phone line is set to get cut off today. If anyone can help me out, I'd greatly appreciate it. paypal.me/tuxedocatfish
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Pay Michael Wikoff using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/tuxedocatfish and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
г/Physics
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What to do if i have theories?
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I contacted a college and they ignored me
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 06/09/2026
(if you don’t know the sun is fake pls don’t argue with me in the comments, that’s not the sun)
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is anyone else (who is aware the sun is fake) starting to actually get deeply impacted by it? I could tolerate it for a few months but I genuinely can’t handle that it’s fake anymore because it feels like every day it gets more and more obvious (if you don’t know the sun is fake pls don’t argue with me in the comments, that’s not the sun)
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Victoria Hyde @soulcookie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Gonzo/Tiny Tim meme from The Muppet Christmas Carol ("And Tiny Tim, who did not die...") modified to instead read "The regular Grimace, who is Serbian..."
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Harper, Clockwork Anima 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a ST:DS9 title card quoting Zoe "Gender is stored in the slug"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/09/2026
[peet (@PeetingDisorder) on Twitter: "[At the gym before someone teaches me the word spotting]: “hey bro will you take care of me and protect me?”"]
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 03/09/2026
I think that's just really the one application, dawg???????
Ad for a colonic irrigator showing the device and a woman lying on her side labeled side-lying enema, a man pouring coffee in the kitchen labeled coffee enema, a woman's knees together sitting down labeled sitting enema, and then a woman miserable on the toilet labeled relieve constipation
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Pazuzu @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Straight Pregnant is the worst kind of pregnant
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Dan Dan @twilightdandan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
O FUTURO DOS GAMES CHEGOU COM O DLSS 5
Imagem do jogo Final Fantasy 7 de Playstation 1, com o personagem principal, Cloud, sendo um personagem poligonal e com o rosto editado por um filtro de IA para ficar com o rosto realista e "bonitão" num corpo quadrado.
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