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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 1h
Me and my precious lad Ringo
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h
well. I have a few ideas
r/Handwriting Analysis u/reaperfur • 175d • i.redd.it
Any tips on how to make my writing less demonic?

image is a sheet of lined paper along with a fountain pen with red ink and OP has scrawled "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" and splattered ink all over it like a nutcase
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 7h
Orc city
Excerpt from a fantasy book. 
The orc city smouldered. The orc wars were finally over.
"There is nothing more reviled than the orc" saild the elvish king.
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 6h
People keep saying Lanterns was a Surf Dracula and I disagree. The entire show was about Green Lanterns. People just thought it was gonna be a space opera for no reason so they were pissed off at a C+ show
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 7h
Ebe E. Endocott, Esquire is what you'd make if you tried to work backwards from a thanksgiving turkey. In a world where aliens are allowed to be nude, he's still upsettingly nude
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 7h
Anytime you see this image, you know you're gonna hear the shallowest lib talking points. A lot of people were tricked into think Wynn was smart because she had a YouTube page and talked confidently
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 7h
in a country where they are trying to make it illegal to protest i say: good. go nuts. let your freak flag fly. ive never understood liberal pearl clutching over what is quite literally the baseline civil liberty. politicians should be hectored 24/7
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 12h
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 14h
turn off my pain inhibitors
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
took a look at the TV broadcast edit of Ghostbusters today, which wasn't too much different from the regular version of the movie besides the TV edit of Bill Murray's iconic "we came, we saw, we kicked its ASS" line being changed to... whatever this is
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you don't shut your eyes when you cum, your eyeballs will shoot out of your head
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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 22/03/2025
A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized with original Game Boy graphics. It is showing show guest George Foreman angrily shouting. Text reads "NOVELTY GRILL!?"
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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 25/04/2025
A King of the Hill screenshot stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics.
Connie, a young Laotian girl, standing in front of a banner that says something about science, is looking concerned and off to the side as she says "Y'know, cyrstal meth? Ice? Crank?"
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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 06/01/2026
A King of the Hill screenshot stylized in original Game Boy graphics.
Bobby Hill looks a little confused or concerned. Text reads "I'm a little worried about being a slut."
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's a local biker bar called "ape hangers" and after George Floyd they put out a sign explaining that they are not racist by the door
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This entire story is dystopian but the dystopia extends to the shooting and the way sentencing works. Especially interesting, from 404’s previous article, is that there’s this section about forgiveness in a video intended to convince a judge to issue max sentence beyond what prosecution’s sought.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting clark kent handing a handgun to lois lane.
clark: here, lois -- shoot the gun at Jimmy and see what happens! 
lois: but why..oh, all right!
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"i cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this" yeah that tracks
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes when I'm typing, I will end up only using one hand so like 3 entire seconds and get stressed about it.
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is peak if by part time jobber, he means he's a shitty wrestler
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've lost 20lbs since the the beginning of summer
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a new insane story. Moments ago I was walking my dog down the street and he pooped in someone's yard. I was putting it in a bag when someone came out of that house and said "let me have that." They then reached over and took the poop bag out of my hand and brought it into their house.
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There was a shooting and this woman only agreed to be on camera if we advertised her watermelon juice business
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do people still get freaky with whipped cream or was that just a 90's thing?
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, baby, your tits aren't too small. The big ones scare me
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just saw an ad for a movie called Other Mommy and it seems like a straight rip off of Coraline. Like, without the joy or beauty.
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My 31 Days of Horror Movies for October started with The Buried Secret of M Night Shyamalan and the Island of Dr Monroe. Rough start!
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so fucked up, I barely feel anything if my goldfish aren't flavor blasted
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@ohthatnk.bsky.social Did you get the new dlc for Smeagol
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CEO at self employed
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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one of the wildest runs I've ever seen
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmfao that's the best you can do?
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Funny Lady: Naughty Soap
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bought a new couch and he's very unsure about it. Ringo refused to enter the house at first when he saw it
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow, its so professional that the head of trust and safety is running away from the people trying to tell you they dont trust this site because it isnt safe. Youre a joke. Go get a different job so someone can actually do yours. I can get you in at a housekeeping job. Might be more your style
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brian @sockmonkey666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bart and Lisa Simpson helping me mock others.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 5
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been a busy day for the switch
The Krusty doll with evil and good settings
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the Grinch's heart grew three sizes, he probably got a raging boner. Had nothing to do with the Who's, it was just a matter of blood flow
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A few years ago, a producer asked me if I wanted to get ramen to celebrate his birthday. I didn't like the guy, but I said sure to be nice. We got in the company car and he insisted that he'd drive. He's 4'10 and did not adjust the seat so he just barely saw over the steering wheel.
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Sparkly @emsparkly.net · 28/09/2026
Just another example of how the patriarchy pits women against each other. SMH
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Renezuo(OPEN Comms) @renezuo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Pazuzu's Monster @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idle Hands but the protagonist receives a nipple implant from a serial killer
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