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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 19h
Restraint is a poison in your veins. You must purge it. Release the Duck Cut.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 20h
We haven't spoken in a decade but if I had to bet, I'd put my money on my coworker voting for Trump again in 20 and 24.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 20h
And as the country's mask slips further (at this point it's a domino mask hanging off one ear) it's increasingly hard to think kindly of people who are effortfully kind but still "worried" about immigrants or trans people or whatever the fuck obvious scapegoat they're willing to thumbs up torturing.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 20h
Even for people who put a lot of compassion and effort into the world around them, if they're still willing to vote fash it's a nearly impossible effort to just talk them out of their stupidity. The right kind of atrocities need to get in their face and twist the knife to move them an inch.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 20h
I wasn't mean about it but I was like "what did you even actually expect?" We both sort of shrugged and went back to work. None of my logic OR emotional appeals touched him. In the end when he couldn't ignore state agents trying to kill refugees he finally…felt kind of sad about it, in retrospect.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 20h
I got a related but different role and moved to 1st shift so I interacted with him a lot less the year before he retired. One of the last times we talked he expressed SOME regret because he wasn't totally Fox-brained and had seen some of the terrible shit we were doing at the border.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 20h
He got a bit miffed when I said voting for Trump was a racist thing to do, but we remained on good terms. He was a good worker, and again otherwise just nice and caring. We were state employees taking care of the severely physically and mentally disabled for fuck sake, it's almost communism.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 20h
Back in 2016 when I was stupid enough to have political conversations at work, an incredibly kind and nice older coworker nevertheless was worried about border bullshit and voted for Trump. We had a lot of civil convos about stuff, and I was not as aggressively left as I am now.
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 23h
gideon ofnir the ALL KNOWING AAUGGGHBGBBB
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's OCD Awareness Month so if you have OCD remember to be aware of it at all times so you can finally solve it
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Brian @sockmonkey666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bart and Lisa Simpson helping me mock others.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tracking the Ring
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I get beat up I also feel like a mosquito that feels like a monkey.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Spooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is pretty transparently coopting sexual liberation language and culture to create a sort of harem roleplay for millionaire losers. gross. please go to wholesome freak parties run by real freaks in your area
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Screen capture from MGSV: The Phantom Pain. Skull Face lectures Venom Snake in the back of a Jeep. He wears a black suit and hat out of a western with a domino mask, and has a finger raised in emphasis
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Diabetus @diabetus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 games
"My 9 Games. The 9 Games That Shaped Who I am" A 3x3 grid where each block shows various game titles from the Meet n Fuck cinematic universe
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All his videos are pretty good as far as I've seen, but yes also increasingly long.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
"Macklemore is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon"

[Benjamin Netanyahu speaking at a United Nations General Assembly lectern.]
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love to simultaneously learn of the existence of a thing and that my previous ignorance by happenstance was radiating severe poser energy. Thank you for helping me Rolling Stone.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you had to stick to canon history you could expand one or two concurrent events, but as far as the overarching stories the book hints at it would be like GoT being three seasons of just Robert's Rebellion. Potentially cool but why license a property for that weird gamble?
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
20 years ago I would've been That Guy about the whole show, but at this point I feel like the timeline changes are the most defensible. Outside of the Hobbit and LotR almost everything he describes happens at almost geological pace.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even if you had great parents moving 3-18 hours drive away engendered distance. It used to be kind of weird to maintain an extremely close relationship from one coast to the other!
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think we are roughly the same age, and so also we have seen a totally unique situation arise in the past 20 years with constant-connection social media that is hardly ever seen as perverse the way "I'm tired of this awful relationship" is.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm fairly certain both Albert Camus and Scipio Africanus knew how to blast their balls with red light to improve their sperm count.
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Dave@Not-Convention Recovery @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God Emperor of Dune by Frank Herbert
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/04/2024
Shōgun Yabushige death poem scene edit based on I Think You Should Leave

YABUSHIGE: My death poem.
OMI: *reading aloud*
“Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “No coffin please! Just wet, wet mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “Bae.”
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't believe Trump, JD Vance, and McConnell are going to these lengths to reenact the death of Gus from Breaking Bad. Truly masterful LARP gentlemen.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet, NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is my kind of foreshadowing
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Detroit is a much better comedy.
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Tyler @brainrunnethout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna see HIS DICK
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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026
This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go
Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chip the cups and smash the plates!
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Escorted off the premises after refusing to leave without finishing my Rankin/Bass stop motion-style Dr Who pitch.
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2025
actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0
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Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier @smittermeier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thomas Pynchon‘s Reading Rainbow
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That Old Tree @thatoldtree.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I like that the lineup is basically "and I guess a fourth one? 'Bladers'? From where? I dunno fuck."
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why do cows have so many dicks
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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Pirate Princess Jess (She/Her) @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Milk Cyclops
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