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Identify as a republican and then see how far I can get making every answer about abolishing the British monarchy.
A swarm of nanobots
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![Weedmaster P: According to legend if you catch a live eagle on the 4th of July you get to have one day where you can do whatever you want and not get arrested. Jeffrey: If there's even a googol to one chance that what you say is true, NOT trying to catch an eagle is the /dumbest thing you could possibly do./ [[Jeffrey is sitting on a branch with an American apparel box propped up on a stick]] Jeffrey: Okay when the eagle crawls under the box to get the food you pull the string... wait, what do eagles eat anyway? Maybe we should "ask Jeeves." Weedmaster P: They eat fuckin hot dogs and shit man what do you /think/ they eat [[Eagle approaches box]] Jeffrey: He's goin' for it! Pull the string! Weedmaster P: I can't it's stuck Eagle: <<Nom nom nom>> [[Eagle passes out]] <<PLOP>> [[Jeffrey is holding eagle to ground]] Jeffrey: It's still technically alive! Hurry, call the government! Phone: Sir, I can smell the marijuana on your breath over the PHONE. Weedmaster P: This is Sean Hannity who is this Weedmaster P: They said Monday you can do whatever you want to do Jeffrey: YES.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5onccce6xnadm5ooqeratqe4/bafkreifodgmxppb7yhh2676c332hqrtpb6tjgkucmnsqbwfurkxbw6kj4q)
