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@teensith.bsky.social
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bisexual woman. annoying and loves to complain check out my elden ring writing @ teensith.wordpress.com im selling out btw ko-fi.com/teensith cis, she/her

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val @teensith.bsky.social · 57m
starting a promising fun little oneshot only it fizzled out mid scene bc certain blorbos simply must be tortured
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 3h
Being an SA survivor right now means coming on the internet and taking 7000 points of psychic damage everyday just for some dipshit to say “not all men”
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The magnificence of the mushroom
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I'm studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professeor will look either extremely excited or pained and go, "listen, mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something inbetween. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce life-saving substances some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you about the mushrooms.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 7h
i genuinely forgot how bad this was
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Nobody Believed Neil deGrasse Tyson's First Accuser. Now There Are Three More.
No one believed Tchiya Amet when she said Tyson had raped her in the 1980s. Now, three other women tell BuzzFeed News that he harassed them, including one who’s sharing her story publicly for the firs...
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 6h
suspect that im making 200 iq plays in a room temp environment
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 6h
encountering an annoyance at work that requires years of lore explanation to mald about
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16h
i’m an herbalist and a healer. allow me to tend to your wounds with this poultice recipe passed down from several generations of 1.8 GPAs
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 16h
Democrats haven't openly hated their opposition like this in a while and God it's hot
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 16h
salty and i did a movie podcast!
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Watch by Faith: Kingdom of Heaven (Director's Cut) | The Flock
Introducing new host, Salty! The Flock discusses Ridley Scott's uneven epic, Kingdom of Heaven. Topics covered include how Outremer was Ame
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16h
If rapists actually faced consequences for their actions we wouldn’t have nearly as many rapists. In reality many rapists actually benefit from their actions
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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 17h
there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun. colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 19h
Black text on a white page that reads as follows: 

Too often, homeless New Yorkers cycle from our hospitals to our streets — making it harder to continue treatment and find long-term stability. 

The City's Bridge to Home program in Manhattan ends the cycle by providing a safe place for New Yorkers to live while they receive medical care, apply to jobs, and find an apartment. The program has been a massive success.

Today, we’re expanding Bridge to Home to Brooklyn and Queens, so more New Yorkers get the help they need.
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 18h
every time I pee I keep being likr "im the go piss girl" my brain is diseased
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 23h
praying for his kirkening
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 22h
He's getting lit up on twitter too
https://x.com/theoluminati/status/2104940923922665500
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 19h
???
Witcher 3 screenshot with the caption:

"Places of Interest

Your mom's labia is nice this time of year."
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For me, the hardest thing about stories like the Cornell gang rape case isn’t reading the initial details—although that is hard. What’s even harder is when men online, especially the journalists and pundits, start trying to combat the feminist outrage by purposefully seeding doubt and victim-blaming
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 21h
Have you ever thought: "My life as a quadriplegic combat veteran would be better if I were being tormented by a monkey at all hours of the day?" Then Helping Hands is the perfect 501(c)(3) for you! We're joined by Carrie McLaren to discuss Ape Sh*t, the zine about primates.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 23h
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Samsara Final Girl @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 28/04/2026
I've crossed oceans of time to fumble you
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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altamahaha.bsky.social @altamahaha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 22h
please. i’m begging. please
BABA
CACKLING
BEADY
HEXING
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 22h
it is crazy how some ppl need everything to be their idea
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23h
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 23h
praying for his kirkening
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao the only ppl getting our work flu shots are me, doctors, and clinical staff
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok
end of evangelion poster but it's a big spheal
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NOW: DC Circuit en banc aguments over Judge Boasberg’s contempt proceedings have now begun at the DC Circuit. Brett Shumate is now arguing for DOJ. www.youtube.com/live/4A1BwFh...
youtube.com
YouTube
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought my "who up xing they y" vocal tic was finally over but no
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just spent 20 minutes digging through like 2 weeks of documents lol
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The Mind Doctor @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How does this story keep getting more insane
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kms
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real "one always tells the truth, the other always lies" vibes, and yet both would say "I have never once been fed". Much to consider.
Two daft black cats stand either side fo an open door
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Jac Mac @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if I opened someone's fridge and found this I imagine it would be the same sensation as realizing I'm at dinner alone with hannibal lecter
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
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Charlotte Garden @charlottegarden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's no way to make "being bombarded with horrifying images" an okay job -- but this work will inevitably be bad in other ways too. Low pay, unmanageable pace, no agency, etc.
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
eczema flareup for ??? reasons rn. this is basically torture bc my neck/mouth are so itchy and im trying so hard not to rip it to shreds scratching at it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself!
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 01/05/2024
scene from bambi where bambi’s mom gets shot. edited in is a skeleton making a victory pose fires two large rifles in the air. a picture of jesse from breaking bad is superimposed on the corner. all four things (bambi, bambi’s mom, skellyman, jesse) are labeled “leftists” in different fonts
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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026
Watching 1408 Wife: promise me you’ll never stay in a haunted hotel Me: it won’t come up, don’t worry Daughter: it’s a weird hypothetical Wife: I don’t trust your dad. He’s too nonchalant around ghosts
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may @maysuser.name · 24/09/2026
presented without context
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val @teensith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every so often i think about high school econ class and how the guy teaching it tried to act like "you give the government half of your money and they take care of your basic needs" was Evil Communism and not a sweet fuckin deal
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