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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 5h

I think I’m gonna skip streaming tonight, my head hurts from not sleeping and I could use a doze

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 5h

ChatGPT: Excellent look! You’re not melting, you’re giving “Ice cream doesn’t last forever!” vibes!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 14h

Come on, it's just 14 MR! You'll get it back!

High Master Ed quits 1-1 to avoid losing more MR to me

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 23h

Up at 3:20am because of stupid work shit stressing me out Is it too late to switch back to a nice stress free job like content creation lol

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Come on, it's a casual match, just Quit a second later!

guy rage quitting during l3 animation where i'd have won

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Watching 1408 Wife: promise me you’ll never stay in a haunted hotel Me: it won’t come up, don’t worry Daughter: it’s a weird hypothetical Wife: I don’t trust your dad. He’s too nonchalant around ghosts

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Is there any way to get PowerPoint/Google Slides with seamless (offline) video integration? I tend to alt tab away and load a video in a media player, but I’m wondering if there’s a way to kinda get it all in one

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 27/09/2026

Someone tell me what Will did! I don’t watch wrestling!!!!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

This is pretty good - my wife never really got into The Simpsons so the golden age stuff is a fun rewatch It’s really nice watching some encounter a great gag for the first time. The one that got her Homer: Pfft. what if? What if I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower? …oh my god I’d be killed!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

tbf if I ever married someone this cringe, it would be a mercy killing

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

About the OBS/Twitch exploit This is how to test if you’re vulnerable (you likely aren’t) The rest of the thread discusses it

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 26/09/2026

Back when it was invite only, I gave a guy in my town an invite and then told him not to follow me

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Ephemeral Enigmas @ephemeralenigmas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Who else is up getting their Griggle on

Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh says "You won, so you get Griggle"

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 25/09/2026

“Should you bring coffee to job interviews” No you’re ruining the very natural act of putting some in a high pressure question and answer scenario, and not letting them know if they passed or failed until weeks later when they can fail for reasons not pertaining to the scenario!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 25/09/2026

You can watch this one live and catch my VOD if you want, it’s all good!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 25/09/2026

ok streaming team innocent twitch.tv/slowbeef

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/09/2026

“Your mom is pretty hardcore” One of the strangest mysteries is my mom cannot handle movie violence or gore. Yet she also has GRUESOME work stories. Like: - taking a leg to the morgue - picking fingers out of a glove - the worst: a mentally ill cancer patient who kept duct taping over it

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/09/2026

This is what pisses me off when Alex Jones stans faff about with “he apologized for Sandy Hook” He did it again with Uvalde! Frankly a real apology for a crime that grave would involve not doing any more in public, like ever

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/09/2026

Sore but ok. “Sometimes they break your sternum. I’ve broken a couple of sternums before!” (My mom was an oncology nurse for close to 50 years if you don’t know deep slowbeef lore)

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/09/2026

Mom had an iron infusion but then had a vasuvagal reaction in which she stopped breathing, passed out, and they did CPR and she woke up before they had to intubate! Or in her words, “can you believe I coded?” See? If my 84yo mom can code, you don’t need AI!

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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 23/09/2026

happy fall

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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

baseball is parryslop

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 24/09/2026

Wife: I don’t really fart anymore. I’m very low gas.

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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Disable gambling ads:

Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressed

Sponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressed

Manage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 23/09/2026

Realistically, you're probably right but in my head, it is mostly Bugs Bunny being an obnoxious version of Mickey Mouse I do like the idea of Daffy not healing you because he is wild and goofy, rather than just annoying AI-wise ... I guess Porky Pig would be Goofy?

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 23/09/2026

Let's keep exploring the PC-FX ... maybe by going back to Team Innocent This time, maybe we'll show off the translated cutscenes and finish Act 1 twitch.tv/slowbeef

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 22/09/2026

Time for Battle Heat, an FMV Anime "Fighting Game" twitch.tv/slowbeef

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 22/09/2026

Got Battle Heat going so we're gonna do some more PCFX tonight!!! twitch.tv/slowbeef

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 20/09/2026

Just saw Coyote v Acme, good stuff and it redoubled my wish for a Looney Toons based Kingdom Hearts

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 19/09/2026

I wasn’t even halfway done with old one!

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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 18/09/2026

If I were in congress, when it’s Mitch McConnell’s turn to vote I would quickly whisper “yes!” before his aide could say “no!”

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MAGFest - The Music and Gaming Festival @magfest.org · 18/09/2026

We’re expected to potentially sell out of badges at some point throughout the night. I know, we’re as shocked as you guys are. Try to get your badge as soon as you can! 😬

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 18/09/2026

Game reviews Team Innocent - I like it! Proto Survival Horror, let’s play more! Battle Heat - killed Bizhawk, more research needed Woo Woo - promising but needs a lot of balance; ghost mom is too powerful. The centipede is really really awful in a good way though

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 18/09/2026

well, Battle Heat for PC-FX crashed my stream so we'll do a quick Woo Woo before bed twitch.tv/slowbeef

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 18/09/2026

I think tonight we stream some weird games and demos like - Time Commando, a PS1 3D Beat Em Up which looks real jank - Team Innocent, a PCFX (?) Survival Horror game with fixed camera angles that looks real jank - Hariti, A body/survival horror indie game - Evil School twitch.tv/slowbeef

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A fun party trick is to Google or ask Alexa “Who invented Let’s Play?”Obsessed with:- Playing Kingdom Hearts for the first time at 40- Bullet hells- PlayStation Platinum Trophies- Translation ROMhacki...

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MAGFest - The Music and Gaming Festival @magfest.org · 17/09/2026

Hey y’all, we’re currently having unexpected server issues and are actively working on a fix. Expect an update at 8pm ET tonight. 🙇

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 16/09/2026

I don't know why but sometimes the logistics of video game outfits make me laugh Like C Viper's SF6 Costume 4 dropped and it's a swimsuit(ish) style outfit, but like. So she's going to the beach or... I don't know, adult video convention and she's like "This needs a pearl anklet" and just adds that

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 16/09/2026

Time to finish up Link's Awakening twitch.tv/slowbeef

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 15/09/2026

I have gone to a sleep doctor and they gave me at-home equipment Wife: why are you taking a picture of yourself Me: it’s a selfie with my sleep study equipment. For influencer Wife: I don’t know, I look over and I think you’re sleeping just fine Me: maybe all I needed was a box taped to my chest

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 13/09/2026

Yeah! Suck my dick, Jigsaw Puzzle!

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 13/09/2026

I do want to finish Link’s Awakwning but some other stream projects I am floating: - I want to play all the Chilla’s Art games for Halloween and maybe I should start now - suddenly got a hankering for the Ys games (the first 3 anyway, on Turbo Grafx CD as god intended)

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 12/09/2026

Ok NOW I’m hype for Kingdom Hearts IV

Disney Store Marquee that says New Jersey like a KH World

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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 12/09/2026

shirt at a GameStop Radish: you have to get this, it’s so you So I did Radish: this is the smartest investment this family has ever made

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