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miracleThemster

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Asset poor and titty rich | they/them | late-twenties senior citizen

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Sophie Lewis @reproutopia.bsky.social · 7h
I've been hearing that Cornell's culture of fraternity fueled rape is especially bad since I moved to the US in 2017. Last year, the figure was over 1 in 3 female students who had been raped. The victims are often punished more harshly than the perpetrators are. I hope every chapter of Chi Phi burns
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Zohran’s Mommy Dommey @loridiletto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The geniuses who destroyed global hegemonic soft power because they thought it was “suicidal empathy” are now attempting to eliminate the janitors of late capitalism, aka social workers, who they perceive as bleeding heart liberals
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The newspapers now are essentially gaming apps with an op-ed page attached that occasionally calls powerful people to ask what’s going on and reports what they say as news. Journalism as we think of it does not exist, at least at the national level. And the local papers are dying by the day.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 27/09/2026
Worth noting he will be making millions while on vacation to treat his cancer, a routine and vital medical treatment that CoreCivic has regularly denied to dozens of its own immigrant detainees.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Twitter not laughing at your jokes, buy Twitter. HBO owns streaming rights to an unflattering exposé, buy a piece of HBO. Government regulations threaten your businesses, buy the government. Elon Musk seems determined to be a case study in the problem with unfettered wealth.
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.’ This is a CEO openly confessing to a level of acquired mental indolence that, were he not coddled 24/7 by an army of paid underlings, would make him incapable of living independently and feeding himself. He’s fine with it. Your kids won’t be.
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tech ceos are openly salivating about the idea of kids losing basic literacy and numeracy. this tells you pretty much all you need to know
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merritt @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
me when i get the $36.52 from my involvement in the class action lawsuit against the company that exposed all of my private data to the entire world
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alex䷰trismegistus @technihilism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"we asked a statistical model of the english language whether we should bomb a boat" what the fuck are we even doing here
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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miracleThemster @tedthedead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Okay but is the ed sheeran debacle gonna get Taylor swift to touch the stove as part of his PR rehab bc that’s when it’s gonna get really funny
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Callisto Khan @Persephone Effect Out NOW! @callistokhan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No they didn't. Kraft specified organizations "in the region" which means he donated millions to Israel. Like he always has.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
New in PN: Retire in peace "McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government?"
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Retire in peace
McConnell is the latest example of an incapacitated politician refusing to let go.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026
if i am elected, restaurants will be required to post their actual in-store menu on their website and not just a link to a delivery service. the menu may be in the annoying format of their choice but it should be descriptive and it should list what it actually costs to get a thing at the restaurant.
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joycecaroloates.bsky.social @joycecaroloates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
evidently it is "animal cruelty" that is indicated; "bestiality" is a sort of distraction. since MAGAs only are now hired by the FBI, possibly some of these applicants have cruelty to animals records. that is the explanation.
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They're trying to hollow out NASA to make the US even more reliant on SpaceX and it's not even subtle.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rhetoric - psst hey you!
you - who me?
rhetoric - yes, you. word on the street is you're reading to start building communism again!
you - again?
rhetoric - yes - you're ready to start building communism again. youve built it before, theyve built it before. hasnt really worked out yet, but neither has LOVE - should we just stop building love, too?
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Musk is so mad at his daughter Vivian that he's throwing a $100 million tantrum
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
an ai slowdown, whatever that is and for whatever reason it's now being proposed by the musks and altmans -- it's lucky for them that the danger is becoming apparent right around the time all the free money is becoming significantly less free
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The man knows like 55 words total and he has to talk you through which one he’s going with like he’s selecting wallpaper
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 11/09/2026
SpaceXAI installed a bunch of on-site temporary natural gas power plants to run their data center in Memphis, generating a lot of local air pollution. I talked with @austyngaffney.bsky.social about it: www.scientificamerican.com/article/spac...
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The data center backlash comes for SpaceXAI’s Colossus
Dozens of temporary gas turbines are powering SpaceXAI’s expansion—and fights over permits and pollution
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
1. Elon Musk is spending millions pushing Americans to VoteSafe, which bills itself as a voter registration site but is actually a digital surveillance machine.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mamdani is a charismatic guy but I promise you anyone can replicate this. 1) Unapologetically use the government to help ordinary people; and 2) Tell them about it
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miracleThemster @tedthedead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My PS5 now gives me access to some sorta live tv situation and after watching all four Hunger Games movies in a row I must say that I cannot understand why anyone my age is still married to Harry Potter
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 08/09/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Supreme Court blocked the student loan forgiveness despite there being explicit statutory authority for Biden to do it and allowed the Iran War despite an explicit Constitutional prohibition on anyone besides Congress declaring a war.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just because you don't understand the conceptual limits of the Turing Test doesn't mean we have to accept the argument that a slightly cleverer version of predictive text is a gateway to machine intelligence, nor that one's belief in bodily autonomy is in any way related to such specious nonsense.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
People are excited for the brand new feature for GTA, a card game of mild complexity called Gwent that the player character can challenge many shop owners to a match of
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"maybe Scrooge was right" Scrooge wasn't real! He was invented specifically for the purpose of being wrong!
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Lyght, DinoGirl @indominus-lux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#9 It would be really funny if you put Nope from exploding Kittens and Draw +4 from Uno into your commander deck and told no one
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every day I see a post on social media with photo of RFK Jr. and a new food that kills you
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 31/08/2026
the point is to put AES and 9/11 in as many headlines as possible. even if it's the most innocuous statement imaginable
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doodlemancy ✨ @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it's really important to me to point out that in fact the medieval peasant did in fact run out of food, every year lots of them did starve, and less often but still often enough the peasantry in general ran out of food causing well known historic events
a screen shot of a YouTube video by the channel Medieval Way

the thumbnail is an AI picture of a middle aged man in vaguely peasant like clothes holding a big thing of brie cheese in front of a wall of food, with hanging cured meats and bags of grains and bags with apples and cabbage 

the video is entitled "Why Medieval Peasants Never Ran Out Of Food While You Run Out In 3 Days"
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
starting to hear the voices again and they're telling me to buy new yarn
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Larisa @thelolrus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tumblr user dykeselfcest
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having a responsive and reasonably well-equipped public library can have you feeling like a child king. buy me that book. now this one. oh they have it two hours away? bring it to me.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This story isn’t getting the attention it deserves, this is a fundamental breakdown
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Celebrities die in threes. Ordinary people, who are worth somewhere between 5% to 10% of a celebrity, die in hordes of thirty to sixty.
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Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints @moralconstraints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just checked and yeah, yeah this is what she wrote. She wrote her main character being scared of going to a school called stonewall and used the name of the pioneer of conversion therapy as her own name. So.
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 26/08/2026
*said along with the tv while sobbing* TODAY, ON HOW ITS MADE
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merritt @merrittk.com · 26/08/2026
seeing this as a kid permanently altered my brain chemistry youtu.be/hr4knvNNgtU?...
youtu.be
Hexxus (Tim Curry) - Toxic Love (FernGully)
YouTube video by SlickStretch
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i can't tell you what Rocky Horror alone meant to me as a young queer freak
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Daryl: Part One @hotdonkeybear.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
OK. Can some awful people die now please. The cosmic balance is way, way off today and I feel like I need to speak to someone's supervisor
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