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Kevin

@tam-lin.bsky.social
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Two daughters. A sad lack of cats. I keep the worldwide financial system from falling down. Probably closer to death than birth.

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you're injecting nuance into a situation that calls only for rage
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@jevons-talking.bsky.social What do you do with a drunken sailor?
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All security is ultimately security through obscurity.
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@thebulwark.com As a subscriber, I am deeply disappointed in your failure to publish this report. My father-in-law lost his life savings in a scam; saying it’s OK because he willing choose to transfer the money to them is perverse. Things like this are why people feel so negative about everything.
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey, @wired.com , why am I getting emails from Pudgy Penguins from an email address I’ve only used to subscribe to Wired with?
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can not believe that this fucking moron is going to have been president for something like 8 or 9% of my life
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
American politics is just a never ending stream of sentences I wish didn’t exist
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I do have a morbid desire to watch the Washington DC fireworks tonight. I assume it’s going to be the opposite of a solar eclipse, somehow.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m not a sports person, but clearly, something happened. I’m assuming this is soccer.
Meredith Rose: FIFA edit... @mrose.... • now
Made over 30 replies yesterday
BULLSHIT
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fuuuuuuuck that was actually offsides
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man we really need Tyler Adams to be okay here
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Rex Thrillho @evanbrady.bsky.social • 7h
If you're too young to remember 1988 just this all the time
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What are the odds that we invade Israel in the next 30 days? Because they’re non-0.
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If neither side has agreed to it, you don’t have a goddamn deal.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Oh my god. I've just realized that archaeologists are basically dumpster divers. We are the trash pandas of academe, rooting around for treats in piles of ancient garbage. Raccoons.
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clod @whatever.mom · 06/05/2026
a vanilla soy latte is a variety of three bean soup
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Being a member of an oppressed minority doesn’t give you the right to be an ass. I understand that hurt people hurt. But it has to stop somewhere. Yes, you deserve grace. But so does everyone else.
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Burnished rows of steel @acreed.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You claim that Stancil is wrong about the economy and you can’t afford rent, yet you let him live rent-free in your head?
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's time once again for Bluesky's favorite game, Try Not To Have A Visit From the FBI Tomorrow!
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@kenwhite.bsky.social Is it possible/common to deliberately get someone to sue you so you can get discovery? I understand usually w/a SLAPP lawsuit, you get them dismissed, but I’m wondering if it would be worth it for one of the entities Kash Patel has sued to not do that and proceed to discovery.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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Palma Polyak @palmapolyak.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap. I can’t believe it 😭
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Look at the women at NASA. They are the ones pushing the boundaries of science, solving problems most people can’t even understand, and carrying this country forward, while our politicians right now posture and stumble through talking points. And they are doing it all with joy.👇
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 11/04/2026
the "the evil is defeated" meme but the girl is holding up a picture of a 1980s tv cart
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I wonder how it’s going to be different for the upcoming generation, who are growing up in a time when a computer isn’t automatically a source of truth. When someone says AI-native, what will that mean?
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
my what an invigorating cocktail of relief, anger and anxiety
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 07/04/2026
There is literally no action that I personally can take that will change this outcome one iota. Hell yes, I’m disassociating.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Perhaps the reason things have "vaguely felt bad" for the last 5 years is because you are literally holding a bad vibes generator in your hand all day, and it contains a million people all telling you that if you don't admit things are bad, you're a bad person who will be perceived as out-of-touch
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
God damn it. Eels are fish.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 14/03/2026
clearly born lefty and forced into righthandedness by an uncool society
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It's 2026 and I am officially out of patience for people who still believe that Cheney endorsing Harris in 2024 was an example of Harris swinging right rather than Cheney correctly thinking that Trump was so dangerous she would rather stand with a person from across the aisle than promote him.
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Ricky Mondello @rmondello.com · 12/03/2026
This is a beautiful post that I recommend reading. samhenri.gold/blog/2026031...
samhenri.gold
“This Is Not The Computer For You” · Sam Henri Gold
Sam Henri Gold is a product design engineer building playful, useful software.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
from time to time I consider that basically everything with a spine likes being pet, and due to the vagaries of hand evolution Team Human has the best petters in the game
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I spent too much time on this.
Bart, his head covered by Trump’s:  This is the worst poll of my presidency.
Homer:  The worst poll of your presidency … so far.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Just found out Fredrick Brennan died. I only met him in person once, but I always had a lot of respect for his personal growth and ownership of his past. More than anything, I respected his commitment to changing himself for the better. He was a good guy. So it goes.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/02/2026
my conspiracy theory is that the Paul brothers got into boxing just so that they could say they have CTE as an excuse for when they're so fucking stupid
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Now look, that’s just madness. Think of all the pay-per-view revenue you lose by doing it simultaneously.
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This talk of “opsec” comes from the same place the leads to ICE agents cosplaying as elite military operators, or what they think elite military operators are, which they’ve learned from TV/movies. Community organizing and the like is important work. You don’t need to pretend to be a spy as well.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/01/2026
you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
a diagram showing a ram trx unable to
see a 9 year old and a 4.5 year old over its hood

and also a rented black ford expedition unable to see a 1.1m greg bovino over its hood
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It appears that Schumer’s office is being flooded with calls. Or maybe it’s the Congressional switchboard, I don’t know. Getting various “number unavailable” messages.
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Kevin @tam-lin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Children saw A1 Steak Sauce. Said I couldn’t get it because it’s AI and everyone knows AI is dumb.
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