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@whatever.mom
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takes for the take god, posts for the post throne

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clod @whatever.mom · 29/09/2026
reading about "slutcon" finally and i'm like. aren't these guys supposed to be "high DEcoupling"?
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clod @whatever.mom · 14/07/2026
what do you mean "now what"
"You got the 'explosive' diarrhea parasite. Now what?"
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clod @whatever.mom · 13/09/2026
dumb piece of shit caucus supplement cover photo subzero fridge background
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clod @whatever.mom · 12/09/2026
it's probably time to start coming up with a cutesy name for the gray-brown crud that collects in the crease of your folding iphone
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clod @whatever.mom · 08/09/2026
just cracked my torso like a big knuckle
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 05/09/2026
to me, the most influential poster on bluesky is my wife
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clod @whatever.mom · 04/09/2026
good morning, disarray!
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clod @whatever.mom · 02/09/2026
hwæt tuah
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clod @whatever.mom · 28/08/2026
wife has an original poster of this
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 27/08/2026
i think that because i am in my 40s i should get a pass on discord where i can open it without getting screamed at about orbs and whatever a mini vegeta bundle is
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clod @whatever.mom · 18/08/2026
ew, claude! gross!
screenshot of claude code running in a terminal session, in the middle of doing some orchestration of agents which it half-killed halfway through.

> So the per-product research is still happening — Chrome included, which you've now okayed. What I destroyed was the thing that would have collected and synthesized their findings into one report. The workers will finish into a void.

i have highlighted "The workers will finish into a void." i know alt text isn't a great spot for editorializing but tbh i should be ashamed of this one
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clod @whatever.mom · 18/08/2026
so can the subaltern fucking speak already? this is taking forever
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clod @whatever.mom · 17/08/2026
oh no a phrase caught on with people who didn't know Theory. what do we do, guys? turn them away again? yeah? insult them? yeah? made us feel really cool last time. i can't wait until my politics are popular
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clod @whatever.mom · 04/08/2026
haiku is class D personnel
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clod @whatever.mom · 01/08/2026
(michael stipe voice)
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clod @whatever.mom · 23/07/2026
who up blocking they mom? disrespectful
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clod @whatever.mom · 22/07/2026
huge if true
@TheWorthyHouse on twitter, excerpted:

It's totally obvious some grifter is writing
Jordan Peterson's posts.
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/07/2026
horror movie filmed entirely in criterion closet, "IMPORTANT TO ME"
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clod @whatever.mom · 16/07/2026
once again i fear the culture of clickbait headlines is not up to this challenge
headline: "Why The Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Is Way Worse Than Regular Diarrhea Parasites"
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clod @whatever.mom · 15/07/2026
rod steiger as jud fry in oklahoma, with a tall balloon because faine's tweet is something jud fry from oklahoma would say
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clod @whatever.mom · 15/07/2026
this is becoming a whole genre. betteridge's law of headlines but the answer is always "diarrhea" instead of "no"
Business Insider: "I got the diarrhea parasite
Cyclospora after a work lunch.
These were my tell-tale symptoms."
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clod @whatever.mom · 14/07/2026
what do you mean "now what"
"You got the 'explosive' diarrhea parasite. Now what?"
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clod @whatever.mom · 14/07/2026
me to the rust compiler
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clod @whatever.mom · 09/07/2026
many such cases
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clod @whatever.mom · 07/07/2026
draft @rusty.todayintabs.com
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clod @whatever.mom · 04/07/2026
Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier killed with a sword in past life
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clod @whatever.mom · 02/07/2026
they're calling it the most bluesky post of all time
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clod @whatever.mom · 23/06/2026
which one of you put my fancy japanese electronic toilet in "tim curry voice" mode
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clod @whatever.mom · 20/06/2026
guys we need a new exit plan
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clod @whatever.mom · 13/05/2026
two posts by me, one from seven minutes ago and one from eight hours ago

"just flew in from the michelin man people civil war and boy are my tires armed"

"the french connection wasn't gene hackman's best movie but y'all ain't ready for that conversation"

both posts have zero likes or interactions of any kinda screenshot of me talking to google search in its "AI Mode"

me: i think i make really good "posts" i mean i really like my posts i think there funny but they dont get any "likes" and i have like 250 followers so im like worried im way out of touch on whats a good post

ai: First off, don't spiral! Having 250 followers and low engagement doesn't mean you're "out of touch"--it usually just means you're fighting an [screenshot cuts off]
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clod @whatever.mom · 14/06/2026
unusual situation where a new york team's in a 25-year championship drought, so you kinda half to put up with you acting like the protagonists of the united states even though you guys also act like that at all other times
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clod @whatever.mom · 12/06/2026
this is basically like finding a clovis point in some parts of the united states. they may not be rare, sure, but it's still something special to find one yourself.
a scratched, cracked and worn CD-ROM disc, no case, sitting in dirt on a forest floor. it's sky-blue and labeled "Microsoft ENCARTA '99"
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clod @whatever.mom · 09/06/2026
please explain immediately
a Nextdoor neighborhood social media app post from "J.M." in Austin, TX 16 hours ago, with 3 likes and 16 comments:

DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT NOISE??? It sounds like a noise. Very concerning. Been hearing it all day. If anyone knows what it is, please explain immediately.
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clod @whatever.mom · 09/06/2026
did you think i was kidding
an open half gallon of H-E-B store brand "PICKLE CHAMOY SHERBET", featuring pickle chunks and tamarind chamoy swirl. It looks like a rectangular prism of "bad idea elemental" ectoplasm
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clod @whatever.mom · 09/06/2026
my chamoy chicano my tamarind tejano my pickles rick spurs in six
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
sorry the only "real" new yorkers are the rats who work in the kitchen in Muppets Take Manhattan
rizzo and the sick one causing a ruckus
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clod @whatever.mom · 02/06/2026
when you stay on twitter but it doesn't affect you
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clod @whatever.mom · 31/05/2026
victor wembanyana can hug six people at once
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clod @whatever.mom · 29/05/2026
you almost never see a stripper wearing a nice watch
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clod @whatever.mom · 29/05/2026
doordashing a tank of gas
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clod @whatever.mom · 29/05/2026
(laughs smugly, raises eyebrow) Really? Talarico is "low T"? Then why is the T the only capital letter in his name?
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clod @whatever.mom · 28/05/2026
@johnmoe.bsky.social i think "hungry heart" is just bruce springsteen making excuses to detective steely dan for being the guy from "do it again"
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clod @whatever.mom · 27/05/2026
so listen, i never do this. but this guy could not stop talking about how much he hates circumcision and then he hits me with this and man. they invent new kinds of this every week. anyway i told him ignorance is bris and he cut me off
My first question on all this (on another post | think) was - "Wait.. is RFK railing AGAINST circumcision?" which would be bonkers given the Israeli support of the current administration - who would supposedly support chopping off of healthy tissue for religious reasons
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clod @whatever.mom · 27/05/2026
Words are falling out like endless
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clod @whatever.mom · 19/05/2026
whatcha think wemby's favorite poem is? i think it's "the idea of order at key west" Like a body wholly body, fluttering Its empty sleeves; and yet its mimic motion Made constant cry, caused constantly a cry, That was not ours although we understood, Inhuman, of the veritable ocean.
victor wembayana, giant spider like basketball player with a notably erudite sensibility, about to tie the game and force a double overtime with a bone-deep three
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I usually try to explain it like this: picture Volodymyr Zelenskyy as Big Balls. Now imagine they're Cornish. Doesn't look so much like the Battle of the Alamo was caused by gopniks mowing the lawn now, does it?
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clod @whatever.mom · 17/05/2026
2026 lennon: russell brand maga harrison: woolly rfk maga starr: tax evasion maga mccartney: still with her
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clod @whatever.mom · 17/05/2026
mike's silken lemonade
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clod @whatever.mom · 16/05/2026
how's everyone enjoying their psychoanalysis in reverse tonight
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clod @whatever.mom · 13/05/2026
"Franchise", Isaac Asimov, 1955
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