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It'sa me, Rocko.

@suntoryboss.bsky.social
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Likes running. Plays games. Reads books. Sauna addict. Socialist AF. Lawyer that tried to retire but got dragged back in for one last job. Welcome to the shit show.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Zack Stentz @musezack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sam Altman is Burke from Aliens and you can't convince me otherwise:
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*this is a sub-epistle*
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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a slug🍚🐝🌱🦌💽🫙🚉 @drunk.moe · 19/09/2026
This is my favorite picture on the internet (Former French Prime Minister Édouard Philippe defeats children in a game of dominoes during a visit to a school, September 2019)
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It'sa me, Rocko. @suntoryboss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What the absolute fuck
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ahem...
image showing disparity between scifi books in general and the amount (none) that tech oligarchs have actually understood correctly.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes: Should I buy a house... or... a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey

NFTea expert: Houses are often more of a liability than [text truncated]
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unusual remark for an orange man
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Her baby is about to set the Guinness world record for the fastest time a baby said their mother's name
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
these people are fucking freaks
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Bad news for publisher HarperCollins: The book-buying subset of MrBeast fans appears to be vanishingly small. Two people close to the project say The Most Dangerous Games is on track to be a historic bomb…”
Semafor: Good news for the subset of MrBeast fans who love to read mystery novels: The YouTube giant's collaboration with James Patterson is out Tuesday, accompanied by a flurry of marketing on MrBeast channels. Read My Book, You Could Win $1,000,000, promises one short.
Bad news for publisher HarperCollins: The book-buying subset of MrBeast fans appears to be vanishingly small.
Two people close to the project say The Most Dangerous Games is on track to be a historic bomb, with preorders numbering in the four digits as of last week, a tiny fraction of what the publisher will need to justify Patterson's and YouTuber Jimmy Donaldson's hefty fees. It was at a limp #20 on Amazon's new releases list by Sunday.
Publishers chasing digital audiences is a tale perhaps as old as time, but this one will go down as a demonstration of that strategy's limits.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
First they came for the avocado toast, and I said nothing.
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I spoke about being queer in a religious upbringing to 200 Scottish teens at book event this afternoon. Had seven (yes, seven) queer students and two trans students come out to me quietly in the signing queue afterwards, one of them in tears. I will never forgive those who make their lives so hard.
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Kelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is that...is that supposed to be an argument against healthcare
Darline Graham, new Republican candidate for Senate in South Carolina, told a crowd last night that government-run health care is a terrible idea and then told everyone her parents had to work at their liquor store even if they were sick, and her mother and father died when she was 11 and 12, respectively. Apparently as an argument against healthcare.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Grindset 1993 www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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What if hustle culture had existed in the grunge era … the Stephen Collins cartoon
‘I hope I’m not selling out’
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Lizzi Collinge MP @lizzicollinge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Transport BlueSky's new favourite person just dropped.
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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Art by Confounded Fowl, from Reddit

This comic by Confounded Fowl pokes fun at the massive scale of the Marvel cosmic entity Galactus by showing him straddling the globe. While the Fantastic Four confront him in New York, his legs casually land on a beach in Perth, Australia, where a local sunbather greets him with an unbothered "Ayo bro."
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It'sa me, Rocko. @suntoryboss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you had asked me this morning if I would later be reading a Will Self article whilst enthusiastically nodding in agreement from start to finish, I would have laughed in your face. And yet.
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It'sa me, Rocko. @suntoryboss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Because the NHS refuses all shared care for ADHD meds so "treatment" requires you to pay a big chunk of money to go through a titration process, and to pay for your own meds (and a private prescription) every month thereafter. People literally can't afford to treat themselves.
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It'sa me, Rocko. @suntoryboss.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm absolutely not a fan of Polanski the politician. But the language of this is awful.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Reminds me of that great tweet which went something like “Americans check themselves into rehab for what the average Brit drinks on a two-hour train journey.”
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There’s an underlying assumption a lot of people are making that if a black guy successfully misleads you, it means you have set your racism levels too low.
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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh no I’ve accidentally posted this video
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Anna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A mate of my son's has just been broken up with on *the day before his birthday*, so his mates have rallied round to make sure he's ok. However, being British and therefore sarcastic to the core, the book they have collectively bought him as a present is called 'The Monastic World'.
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It'sa me, Rocko. @suntoryboss.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fucking hell. Even for the Mail this is an astonishingly stupid take.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Ben Collins O @bencollins.bsky.so... • 35m
It's me!
Peter • @notalawyer.bsky.soc... • 2h must've been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you're dating a bartender who's a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like "you're not gonna believe how ugly this guy is"
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Banning Maus is obscene.
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 10/08/2026
reading this post is what I assume having a stroke feels like
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oneoneoneone @oneoneoneone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wild times on the UK MOTHS Facebook group.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
I don’t like when people think Being A Dick is the same thing as Having Balls. It’s not. Not even close. In fact there’s a Vas Deferens between them.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI DATACENTER?
I'D RATHER BE AT THE GAY GUY
DATING CENTER
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Some AI slop ascends to the level of outsider art, the wrongness so extreme that is transcendent
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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Rod Liddle biography suggests a certain post-1968 'type' who was just idiotically drawn to norm-breaching, moving via adolescent rebellion, punk, revolutionary socialism, and eventually ending up at racism, because by the 21st century that was the most efficient transgression still on offer
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Jack Harrison @jlharrison.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Now the one thing I would not do if I was already in hot water over seven figure sums of money is taunt the newspaper run by accountants into digging deeper.
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MaksonLima @maksonlima.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Juro que tem dias que eu acordo pensando nisso aqui:
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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It'sa me, Rocko. @suntoryboss.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social "Tearful Mark Zuckerberg smothers metaverse avatar with digital pillow" - we've got our copy open at this page in our kitchen, and at some point of the day I've heard every single member of the family laughing out loud as they've read it. The physical sub is such a gift.
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